UH NO NO NO NO

UH NO NO NO NO

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This can't be real. No one could be this cucked.

HAHAHAH

CHECKED AND REKT AND KEKED

w h i t e
m e n

OH NONONONO

>the abhorrent state of white “men”

>ABSURDLY
>GENEROUS

*inhales*

this guy is almost more pathetic than chris chan

Fell out of love and right onto Jamals
dick.

She'd give anything to get out of that marriage. She'd probably chew off her foot just not to look at his naked body ever again.

>I forced her to take more than she wanted

-Boogie2988

so i guess she really cucked him with that black guy

>get out of a marriage without her taking you town
>give her money anyhow
He should seriously kill himself, holy shit.

What does this have to do with television or film?

KEKED

>i forced her to take more
That is some serious delusion.

Does the fat around his brain limit his cognitive abilities?

Is she hot?

>a woman marries you in spite of you being disgusting
>she divorces you because you become even more disgusting
>she doesn't even want to take your money away but you force her to do so anyway
What's wrong with this guy? It's like if he wanted to fuck it up everytime life gives him a chance.

LEL who's going to change your colosotmy bags now fat boi?

It's funny again, this fat loser is fucking with MtG too and some people in /tg/ are feeling sucking about him.

This shit deserves all the suffering in the world, like every fat loser.

>white women
>hot
KEK

No, she is fat

You don't get as fat as he does without mental health issues.

BAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO OH HO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABA

fucking christ is this for real

I don't consider myself to be a particularly smart man and probably susceptible to some manipulation, but i have no fucking clue how some people delude themselves into what looks like complete reality denial

Fucking video game nerds, get this shit out of Sup Forums.

she is about as fat as boogie
a fucking landwhale

>wh*tes

quads confirm cuck status

>getting divorced
>still keeping up with the whole " I have to run everything by my wife because she's the boss otherwise I won't get pussy, even though I don't anyway" sharade
>getting literally cucked by a literal nigger
>begging your wife to take your money on her way out for no reason whatsoever

you could not cuck yourself any harder then this

>get divorced 2 years ago
>3 of my friends getting divorced this year
>boogie getting divorced

never fall for the meme, never. Women are trash and will fuck you harder than they ever let you fuck them.

>He should seriously kill himself, holy shit.
He is. Look at him.

Why do people still get married? EVERYONE cheats.

>Obese fat nerd that can't walk somehow gets a 7/10 wife
>what's the worst that could happen

OH NO NO NO NO NO!

>7/10

what the fuck kind of standards do you have

hhhhhhhhhh

The real thing that gets me is he went to the DMV. He drives. What kind of vehicle does this fat bastard drive?

No wonder she divorced him. He’s a stupid pussy. She probably felt bad for leaving him and that’s why she tried not taking more cash.

>7/10 wife
imagine having such shitty taste as this user

>wife said it was ok

Can't this fat sack of shit kill himself all ready.

Either she has real dirt on him or he is the most pathetic cuck in all cuckdom.

The true reason for the divorce

>he got too lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly drove away in his scooter
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

Wait till you see the f- ooh huhu oh no no nono
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Maybe he meant she is 7/10 on the manatee scale.

Fat women are fun to fuck though. But only if you yourself are not fat also.

PAY FOR MY DIVORCE

>some people in /tg/ are feeling sucking about him.

come again?

there is a difference between chubs and landwhales
chubs are fun to fuck but landwhales are fucking repulsive and hard to fuck

Is he still a hamplamet?
Wasnt he getting some kind of surgery?
Did he fuck up that too?

someone predicted it all

kngvct.wordpress.com/2017/01/18/why-boogie2988-has-set-himself-up-for-divorce-and-possibly-suicide/

the comments are the best

>thatsoundslikebullshitbutibelieveit.jpg

Why doesn't he just not eat so much?

>Boogerino halves his weight
>dumb wife doubles hers out of spite
>based boogster drops her like week old spaghetti
>Bazooka Boogie makes fun of her on his live stream, zipping juice through a straw
>his gay black friend fistbumps the big guy for dropping blubber wife

because hes so mentally ill he always has to be the victim.
>uh oh im getting divorced im the victim shes gonna take all my money
>uhhh she didnt want my money
>WELL I MADE HER TAKE SOME SEE SHE TOOK MY MONEY IM STILL THE VICTIM PLEASE COMFORT ME

I wonder why she put up with that shit to begin with.

I can't recall if she was even chubby when they hooked up, but she became a hamplanet second only to the man himself.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Fat fetishist who got in too deep.

the only thing the image needs is "Absurdly Generous"

maybe absurdly generous when it comes to her bull

I don't know why are people surprised by this
OBVIOUSLY she married him for money. and OBVIOUSLY they never fucked and boogie throughout the whole marriage was a cuck

the fact she's getting a lot of money is not surprising. boogie was and always will be a definition of a white cuck

Will he ever stop being suck a cuck?

>and is married to a woman that most Hollywood millionaires would settle for.

I get it Boogie, I do.

I must say I've always despised you--the idea of you--selling yourself as pitiful and trod-upon when you're simply an example of 'not trying'. 'Not trying' to pursue interests that will provide you with peace of mind or confidence. 'Not trying' to practice a hobby that gives you demonstrable skill in the real world. 'Not trying' to distance yourself from the lifestyle which is the cause of your hideous weight. I despise you because I must despise that which I can never allow myself to be.

But, I understand having a rough childhood. My father slapped me around pretty good, knocked one of my teeth out! Starting about age 14, my circle of friends became incredibly narrow---for awhile completely singular. And for a very long time I saw a future in 'video games' and other turn-of-the-20th-century nerd shit as some kind of studious pastime.

I don't know what went right for me that didn't go right for you--if I got a legion of people providing me with the support you've seen at this stage of my life, I'd be surprised not to touch the stars themselves!

So when I see you, still falling apart, still unhealthy, it gives me hope. I think "It could be worse." so thank you Boogie.

Thanks for not trying.

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Boogie is a genius
He wanted his wife to go fuck the black guy
He constantly gives the appearance of a cuck, but he actually knew what he was doing and caught his wife fucking another dude to get out of the prenup
Boogie you son of a bitch

She could look good if she lost weight. She looks alright in the face

The best part is, Boogie is going to never get to a healthy weight. Ever. These kind of people go back to their eating habits,no matter what.

what a fucking loser. he should actually kill himself

how did he get so popular anyway. that angry francis video was almost amusing, that's it?

How does someone even consume enough soy to act like this?

>I forced her to take more than she wanted

He's a big guy.

shes almost as obese as he is

>The reason Boogie is loved and has a strong relationship with his wife is because, unlike you, he’s a real man. He was able to overcome all his struggles (difficult childhood, abuse, mental and physical health problems) and start a highly successful business in a very competitive field. He is also funny and charismatic. Those qualities are all highly desired by women.

HAHAHAHA

>I forced her to take more than she wanted

No, thats what jamal did, and thats why she's leaving him for jamal.

i agree with most of that, but he was also a fat bitch.

>he’s a real man
He's certainly more man than I'll ever be.

> There’s also that little fact that he weighs over 500 lbs and is married to a woman most Hollywood millionaires today would probably settle for.

did the wife write this?

She's totally cucked him at least once. I honestly don't know how he doesn't realize this. No one is that gullible

Why is she dumping him now when he's finally losing his weight? Was there something more insidious going on?

>HURR I can't afford healthcare!
>DURR take my money, whore who has broken my heart and is leaving me to die alone

she couldn't take it anymore i suppose. he had kind of a meltdown on a live stream a while ago about their relationship which probably broke the camel's back, she ended up leaving and staying with her parents.

She's a feeder.

When he gets thin enough she might be expected to put out.

he probably knows, if he does know about it do you think this cuck-brained pathetic whale fuck would even be mad? he literally forced her to take his money

>normal looking woman married to human blob for years
>human blob starts losing weight
>woman: I'm outtie

coincidence?

>It's actually real this time

How long before someone spies her and the black guy walking hand in hand?

>once
lmao imagine being this DELUSIONAL. once, christ.

I know just the guy for her

>guy
Christine is a strong, independent womyn.

>some people in /tg/ are feeling sucking about him.
Seriously, what did user mean by this?

Ice Cream Truck, he needs emergency food reserves for his errands.

scooter

meep meep

He might start wanting to have sex now that he can find his cock.