Can we get a goose appreciation thread going?

Can we get a goose appreciation thread going?

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>being so fat that you need handles to help you getting up from the shitter
the american toilet.
>stepping on your toilet
disgusting

W-why in the bathroom?

kind of obvious it's a public restroom

Do you think she masturbates to the thought of Goose fucking her long and hard?

This is a public handicap toilet

Those are usually for handicapped people that can't get up on their own because of how they were born. This must be so embarrassing for you user, I'm sorry.

What is this meant to insinuate

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he's anti-race mixing

Women act like the get the goose but really he's an actor women simply will never understand

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How'd she get in my bathroom?

>being so retarded you don't realize it's a handicapped stall

damn...

the thai chick from Only God Forgives says she enjoyed doing the mastubation scenes because /ourguy/ was watching her in them

From now on when she thinks about him she will think about taking a dump

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I wish she was barefoot so I could lick the toilet scum off her soles

>you'll never be his kid and have him as a dad

;__;

how does he do it bros

I don't understand why Americans have such badly designed toilets. I'm visiting Austria from the states, and I see that the toilets here are logically designed, with a sort of flat raised part inside the bowl that doesn't get covered with water, so there's no splashback. Then when you flush, water shoots across that flat surface and sends the contents into the actual drain part.
How the fuck does the US screw up toilets so badly? Every time I take a shit in the US, I have to pile a bunch of toilet paper on top of the water like floating lotus flowers so that massive gobs of shit water don't go blasting upward toward my body on impact.

it's to save water

we have them in Australia too.

so autistic he must be /ourguy/

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Amerimutts are so fat they have now classified it as a handicap

>two pretty girls sandwiching him
>hands in pocket like he doesn't care

I love this guy

some people just let it slap onto the water and walk around with toilet water on their asses until shower time. fuckin disgusting

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he only has eyes for his wife

he's too wholesome for hollywood

we also have the shitty kind of toilets here in austria mate, it really differs from toilet to toilet how they are built

>he's a europoor

what does the "poor" stand for? Poor education LMAO

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>not appreciating the bonus ass-wash
pleb

This is at a bar called BANG BANG in San Diego CA. Yes those are lipstick marks, on the wall of a bathroom, in a bar. Women are disgusting.

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>my feet hurt
>i wish wingding was here
>i wish i was home shitposting on Sup Forums
>im cold i wish i had my Drive jacket
>Eva's staring at me again, i hope shes not pregnant...
>tfw no Ana gf

>"I drive..."

Ryan makes good wallpaper.

His acting is just as flat.

Can you even imagine how awful is would be to work with Ryan Gosling on set? Just imagine: You're trying to get the final scene for the day, you're all tired and hot, but Ryan's found a pineapple with a long leaf and he's running around like a hyperactive autistic child mimiking something he saw on Youtube once. "Oh hey there, Mr Long Leaf, what are you doing today?" Then he mimics the pineapple speaking "WELL RYAN BOY, I'M GOING FOR A HAIRCUT AND A MA-SAAAAGE. tHEN i MIGHT GO FOR A PIZZA!?"

And Ryan does the Ryan Gosling laugh, and everyone on set has to laugh too, or he'll carry on until everyone's laughing. So the director calls for the next take, but now he's moving around the set with the pineapple, talking to each person individually. "Boom operator? Ha, do they let you even go on planes any more?!" "Gaffer? You look far too young for that!" Then he notices you, which you've been dreading since the start of filming. "Best boy? Woah, my momma told me I was the best boy! What do you say to that?" But he actually seems to be looking for an answer, and he actually looks angry. "I-it's just the job title, Mr Gosling" but his mood's fucking turned. He turns back to the set, and everyone's looking at you like you've done something wrong and you vow to never, ever be in a Ryan Gosling film again.

what a heart warming smile

>tfw you read this in his voice

>you live in the timeline where hes not in a loving relationship with frogfu

neck yourself lad

>women would rather kiss wall decorations in a dirty bar toilet than even think about touching you

Just fuck my whole life up

You don't shit exclusively in your own home and shower afterwards every time? Fucking disgusting.

>hands in pockets
>not looking at camera

o u r g u y
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>"Ryan is so good you fall- you can't take your eyes off him"

what did she mean by this?

you and your ill begotten ilk can drag your knuckles into an ettiquette seminar any day now.

>ana grabbing harrison's boobs

l-l-lewd!

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And women wonder why we hate them

I think they're alright

what did she mean by this

>emma will never look at you this way
:(

Goose is cute!

>I think they're alright
soy

>showing up casual as fuck at a movie premiere

the madman keeps doing it

This reminds me of an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where Ramsay went to a bar/restaurant in Southern California somewhere. He took out a black light in the bar's bathroom, and the entire lower half was glowing white, speckled with some clear spots. The upper half looked like a static screen on a TV, and that extended to the fucking ceiling.

European style toilet is the only right toilet.
Americans fill their's with 95% water so that you sit in a pool while shitting.

I've met Ryan IRL and he's actually nicer than you imagine him to be. Thinking about what a great guy he is makes me happy.

My condition limits my mobility, so it is a disability.

I'd fuck her in the ass on that toilet while submerging her head in the toilet water
2bh

I've mastered the art of flushing as I shit. Taking fiber pills every day helps.

>tfw timing your flush just perfectly to happen right as you finish your urine stream

Yes, I love Ana too.

Thoughts?

Just makes me sadder that I will never be Ryan Gosling

The perfect autism pairing.

Of course i do, it's what i've done after work every day of the year. How people can tolerate splashback in public toilets (and 1 ply paper) is beyond me

Why do mongrel children always have bags under their eyes?

>YOUR SOLE IS MINE

i love him bros

What kind of films can we expect from the Goose when he inevitably starts directing his own kinos?

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>we

softcore arthouse porno

Sup Forums has already forgotten Lost River?

Typical paranoid 56%er

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Mfer is too cool. Hands in pockets gives zero fucks about hotties all over him.

I've never wanted to be a dog so bad. I bet he scratches under the collar and chin.

based

As a Person of Size (POS) I demand you retract your remark and apologize.

What is happening here ?

what did he mean by this?

desu I stopped eating pussy because I heard the Goose doesn't do it(I've never seen a vagina).

>you hit the hay after a long night of Goose threads
>feeling like only seconds later, you come-to after another blackout
>you're holding Ryan Gosling at gunpoint
>you don't remember how you got there, why you're doing it, or how you even managed to find him
>if you just run away, you could still get caught and charged with a crime
>if you pull the trigger, there'll be no witnesses and there's still the chance that no one will ever have to know about what you've done
What do, Sup Forumsros?

are they upside down

>so that massive gobs of shit water don't go blasting upward toward my body on impact.
what kind of monstrous dukes are you taking where globs fling back at you?

>starts

are you retarded?

VERY funny meme

No idea, but judging how he clenches his jaw, swallows and even averts his look, he seems to be trying to suppress a smile or laughter.

>Ryan Gosling
>Anti-race mixing
>has two spic kids
What did he mean by this?

It still looks like he put a lot of effort into deciding what to wear.

look just like dane dehaan

good god, have you ever been in a womans restroom? those things are fucking disgusting, india tier cesspits of shit and bloody tampons. women were a mistake

Based frog. Based goose.

Imagine a girl kissing a wall that has trillions of shit particles caked into it and then making out with you.