Give it a second, mull over your choice. You sure about that one.
Okay.
Your chosen character becomes real in our world and is irreversibly, unshakably brainwashed into the belief that their world is doomed unless they rape you with the business end of a stainless steel rake. You are given a shotgun and a roll of toilet paper, then dumped in the middle of Yellowstone National Park with your chosen character stalking you from afar.
What do?
>Mordecai from Regular Show
i hope it isn't illegal to shoot common birds
>Spiderling
My ass is going to get kicked and raped by a ten year old girl. I'd probably an hero with the shotgun afterwards
Shoot yourself before, AKU, MASTER OF DARKNESS! Finds you.
*myself
I honestly don't know
Look, when an advanced android that can burst into flame at will comes to rape you with a steel rake, you're probably fucked anyway,
I'm turning that shotgun on myself, buddy.
I will not survive.
>Blossom
find a hole in the ground
hide in hole in the ground
ready shotgun
wait
My ass is wheat, and the farmer has come to reap. Pray for me, anons.
Why would Aku care if his world is doomed? Wouldn't he just take over ours?
Oh god that comic is gonna come true
RIP my butthole
>Mysterio
I'm fucked
Do you really want to find out?
I'm not taking any chances in this scenario.
I think I could convince him to be gentle. if not that shotgun is for anhero
You know, I think it'd be easier for me if I just blew my brains out.
What am I supposed to do with the toilet paper???
This one's hard
>Ben 10
>Inevitably going to get raped by Wildvine/mutt, Heatblast, or Ripjaw
Yeah, I'm pulling a Kurt Cobain here
I think I'll make it.
Shit myself, wipe up the mess and then contemplate blowing my brains out before the uh...unpleasantness
Oh dear god no. Is suicide an option?