Hiveswap/Homestuck thread - Traumatized Joey edition

Thanks for the second trailer, What Pumpkin.

release date when

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youtube.com/watch?v=lOtZJL2cwDY

Post the link you dumb fuck

So I kept wondering whose birthday it was today that I was forgetting. Now I feel sad.

>the door is nearly open

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Release date never.

>ACT 1
TOG really fucked them over, didn't they

What is Karkat's favorite food?

I'm going to try and keep my expectations low but on some level I'm excited, there aren't nearly enough games with actual animated cutscenes.

How hard would you hug Jade?

I think they wasted a good portion of that money just in physical products desu

I forget if the game was intended to have an episodic release or not, but yes. TOG fucked over the game to high heavens.

>Posting fatopinionpiece.jpg
GENEPOOLS BRO

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There was information that the game was going to be episodic in the first update showing 3D models.

RIP

The devs kept trying to overhaul the entire game several times rather than just do small updates with occasional new features and in the end scrapped it for something not even Homestuck related but with the same name.

/hsg/ session anyone?

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Very softly and with tender love. She is a precious girl.

Though knowing Sup Forums's Homestuck thread, it's only time before we get the litter and breeding memes.

The quality between the cutscenes and gameplay is somewhat jarring

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whatever happened to that skaia.io project that we all scrambled to get into?

as far as I know, literally nobody publically leaked any real info beyond chinese whispers. then again, I haven't looked into it in like a year so what do I know

Holy shit I used to fucking love Overseer. Did they really scrap it?

They wasted more time coding alchemy items than the game itself, was cool to exist regardless.

TOG took only a fraction of the budget. Incompetence is what torpedoed the project.

can we at least get new joey foot fetish smut or just smut of her in general from this

Ah. I forgot about that, then.

But yeah, TOG fucked over the game. I'm sure we're going to hear a few jokes at their expense in the game.

You can tenderly breed someone. It's called "marrying them and raising a family like a normal person"

I've playing this with friends.

The game went bonkers when I managed to create a 9999 +3333 weapon that was so expensive it overflowed into being free. So then I dualwielded it for Denizen fight. The guy became a clickfest at that point.

>filename
the comparison really is striking

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I'm the one who commissioned that litter picture
I just thought it was cute.

>marying them and raising family like a normal person
I'd like to have a normal, simple life with her. But Sup Forums nor Skaia will allow that to happen.

>Skaia
Hussie

Jade is definitely 100% for hug.
But I bet she has a nice butt.

Well only find out by 2019 or if someone breaks NDA before.

succ

Well, canonically Jane and Jake are hot, so she got the best genes.
>normal comic for once
well this is a surprise

>that key entering the keyhole

L-lewd

TOG only fucked them over the first time. The second time was their fault. We're currently on the 3 attempt at Hiveswap.

s-sauce?

Jade is canonically hot, she's the girl that has the most boys interested in her.

Piggy already broke NDA on that.
Also what the fuck happened to beta access. If you need testers so badly you fucks just give it to the people you promised access to!

Cant break a contract if you were never part of it

At this point they fucked themselves and we're all a captive audience to this shitshow.

She's Hussie's squeeze, I wouldn't be surprised if she was part of the whole debacle or involved in the case as least partially.

They also released a suitably shitty SBaHJ game that fucks up almost immediately. Following the bug report submission takes you to superteacherworksheets.com/animals/insect-report_INSEC.pdf?up=1466611200

The game is basically the same game as the SBaHJ games that were released on the MSPA forums.

>miscoloring violets
Fairly sure that's within dog's ability to see. They still see colors, just not as many as humans can.

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>Do we ever get some boob?
>No but we suck on an alien guy's taint.

what the fuck is this

Okay well we gotta have something with that key going her pants if we're just gonna go full fetish already.

The only color dogs can't see is red. They can see yellows and blues just fine, though certain shades will appear washed out.

Rape.

>doing that to Joey
She is shaped like a friend, do not bully Joey.

Jade's not an alien

>We've been working too hard to keep you updated!
>Lead writer/creative designer tweetstorms near daily about gays or trump

>all that whiteknighting and blind optimism

That's Alpha Dave, Alpha Dave never got ruined by the retcon.

>theoverseerproject.tumblr.com/post/156877696853/overseer-v25-is-canceled-announcing-overseer-3
>theoverseerproject.com/2017/03/overseer-3-aquians/
These blog posts imply it won't even be SBURB-related.

Overseer v1 was so much better than v2 imo. v2 removing drop down boxes from alchemy so you had to open a separate tab for your inventory to see codes was just too tedious.

I-Is Caliborn gonna come back?

Dat Cherub imagery...

>The epilogue is unlocked by 100%ing Hiveswap
How mad would you be?

If he is, he's going to be written by Cohen, which means he isn't Caliborn at all.

Are they implying that Alpha Dave fucked old lady Jade?

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whatpumpkin.tumblr.com/post/159538215525/act-1-update
>Anyway, just wanted to give you a quick rundown on the status of Hiveswap: Act 1.
HE SAID THE MEME

get ready for the trump parody

monkey's paw curls another finger inward

Joey is Jade's older sister. She's MADE to be FUCKED

No.

NO!

NOOO!!!

>made to be fucked
Ah yes, the breeding memes.

But is she destined to play Sburb?

>OK, now you’re back. Wow. Wasn’t that dynamite? I agree.

Neck yourself, Cohen.

Anyone else desperately trying to find good fanfic that they haven't read yet? Especially for particular ships, it's hard.

>They also released a suitably shitty SBaHJ game that fucks up almost immediately

where?

No, she's naturally born.

Fantastic. 4/13 and we get a trailer that still gives no release date, and no Epilogue for Homestuck.

The whole game is going to be Cohen trying and failing miserably to imitate Hussie humour.

You know theres discord servers and whatelse that import memes from "obscure" sites right? Thats how cawn ended with a bunch of fanalbums.

I am gonna be beyond pissed if SJW nonsense or any political crap gets shoehorned into this game.

No

no seriously kys

welovefine.com/feature/413-hsday.html
Scroll down a bit. It's an alright gag I guess.

how many friends have you made though homestuck
and how many did you lose
and how many of them took a shred of your soul with them

What did he mean by this?

i think skaia.io died too. it was supposed to be some sort of TTRPG style thing, if i'm not mistaken

So just like everything else in Cohen's recent life.

Which means she was NOT made for breeding.

Not even a newsdate from MSPA.

Hussie hasn't said a goddamned word yet.
Just fucking Cohen.

>/hsg/ session anyone?
I'm up for it
Anyone else?

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JUST

It's basically a fact that it will be included, it's just a matter of how much. The trolls are inherently a little SJW-y with how they handle gender and romance so it'd be surprising if the game somehow had zero.

none

hahahahahaha

She was made BY breeding.
There's actually a very large, relatively speaking, amount of pregnancy porn of Grandpa's wife anna.

Fuck you.

You know it's gonna happen.

At least 5
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shit's dried up senpai
its a bad feeling

Isn't the Empress obsessed with social media?
They're going to make her Trump, just with more memes.

Yeah but it's gonna be as stupid as hamfisted as everything involving that in Homestuck

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Yes, but not for breeding.

Unless by breeding you mean "have a normal life and then marry someone like a normal person and have a normal family."

rule 34 exists for a reason

I played a Homestuck RPG but I haven't talked to anyone in the group for probably half a year now. Never really got to know them all too well although I still enjoyed it nonetheless.

Is there a /hsg/ discord?