Ermmm so about that Chinese money?

Ermmm so about that Chinese money?

they look really uncomfortable

>a monkey kissing a yellow monkey

Ew

I think I physically gringed when watching that scene in theatre
I knew they were pushing towards that kind of plot development, but I figured they wouldn't dare

alas, they really care about muh diversity and IR shit

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>film doesn't come out in China for a month
>circulate this picture on Chinese social media
>film flops
>Profit????

I’m sure they can edit it out

>Finn flying max speed at death lazer in a straight line
>Asian woman manages to catch up, in the exact same type of ship, coming from an angle and despite driving in the opposite direction for several seconds

They didn't want to put Fin with Ray because muh strong female needs a strong man to woo
Didn't want to go full retarded and make him gay for Poe.
So they made another liberal pandering pair by creating a character.
lol Disney owns fox now.

SHE WAS GIVING IT ALL SHE GOT

wait I thought it was Poe that somehow mystery slammed from side
was stupid regardless

TLJ is unironically one of, if not the very best Star Wars movie.
There are two major themes running through it: letting go of the past and defying expectations. Letting go of the past, as in saying goodbye to the old favorites, and making the new characters take center stage. Honest to god, I didn't care about Rey, Finn or Poe after TFA, but I loved them by the end of this.
And defying expectations, as in putting twists and turns in the story. I can't say that you won't see the plot twists coming, but those are a lot better than in an average blockbuster. I wonder if Abrams is salty that Johnson shaped his ideas so much?
I wouldn't call TLJ a deconstruction, though it comes close. Felt very much like Kotor 2, interpreting the mythos in a different way (Luke has shades of Kreia). The humor was also great, measured gracefully and in the adequate places, Marvel could learn a LOT from this one.
The acting is superb, Del Toro, Dern and Tran all brought something to the table.
And there is a silent space battle scene towards the end which left the audience breathless. I could literally hear jaws hitting the floor.
'Superleia' was a bit cringy I guess, but I didn't hate it like some of you. Always liked it even in the EU when she was shown as force sensitive.

Imagine being Boyega in that scene and having to be all like "damn, noname gook, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old and steal all the valuables in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Boyega and not only sit in that chair while some diversity hire flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lens flares barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that kiss. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SHE WILL WIN US THE ASIAN MARKET?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of skittles and Arizona watermelon and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the NO GO ZONES in Bongland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled cheeks as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard eating Twinkies in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Boyega. You're not going to lose your Black Hobbit career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

This is probably the hardest I've ever seen Sup Forums BTFO. You faggots screamed every day for the past three years that you KNEW Kennedy and the Jews and Disney were going to use Rey and Finn to force their agenda of white genocide. Then you spent the last six months crying about how the Asian chick was too fat and ugly. Now and non-white guy kisses a non-white chick, whom you've admitted you don't even find attractive, and your butthurt as fuck and you don't even know why.

Who the fuck is this 'you' you keep referring to? Are you schizophrenic?

Copying this pasta

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Also, on top of this, how the fuck did they get back to the big door base
They were crashed RIGHT next to the first order army.
Did they just walk back and the first order didn't notice?

ah-bloo-bloo

China / Vietnam hate each other anyway, I'm not sure they'd get butthurt.

who put an exit sign right under the fucking screen

she's not chinese though

>we want the ______ audience

finn was in the center of the thing, you can assume he was being pushed back by some force, you can even see his ship breaking apart from the pressure, dumb frogposter

Christ, they couldn't even get him a hot gook. Poor spacekang.

What did poor finn do to deserve this?

Is this from a porno?

China will love it. The blacks to the Chinese are niggers. The Vietnamese are Jungle Niggers.
Thus, this is a comedic scene to them, two inferior non-Han races find love and thus leave the superior Han alone.

Bravo Rian.

China will reject this with extreme prejudice. But at least Ren didn't get blacked.

I guess i can accept this.
It's still fucking stupid though

Soyboy detected, Will Robinson!! Beta alert!!

Why would he deserve a hot gook when he is a fucking ugly ape?

ugly people belong with each other

seriously she's not even attractive

Neither is Finn

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punishment for his Carnival antics
The mouse truly is wicked