What gives, Sup Forums?

>LucasShit is reliable box-office smash
>Meanwhile true sci-fi KINO doesn't find an audience

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Have you tried streaming it?

>John Carter
Most boring 'why do i give a fuck to watch this' title in a while. That was the main problem, and not putting an established star in such a high cost film.

who was she again... ?

i really enjoyed it but disney fucked up the marketing, the title, the release window, the budget and shoe-horning all the avatar like bullshit in there... SAD !

>mfw this actress became a youtuber

Kitsch was an established property... they just didn't know he was box-office poison.

Nah, he was 'on the brink' of being a bankable star. but his would-be vehicles all crashed. they needed an already star to pilot a thing this costly.

sexy belly

I know. He must work out.

Cast JC in this movie.
Also, fix the shit marketing scheme.
And the story.

Oh, you mean the movie where they managed to make a somewhat original character with untold mysteries into a boring angst ridden dude, who cries after his cave of gold?

It got bad reviews and people didn't want to """""risk""""" watching an unknown film .
Disney learned their lesson and after this they just paid off critics

doing what?

because God is dead and we killed him

Spider-Man /Elsa videos

some spiritual cosmic mambo jumbo
she's also a single mom (kid is white)

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And no one cares.

>(kid is white)
well thank god for that

Is this Xena and Hercules

In Mars.

it wasn't called star wars

it's all about brand recognition

She should have worn a proper dejah thoris outfit

wow yes!

She really looks like Julie Skyhigh twin sister.

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