Is dance a metaphor for sex?

Is dance a metaphor for sex?

No, but dancing inevitably leads to sex. Have you never seen Footloose?

No, fondue is.

Ask Starlord

Dancing with someone is one of the primal forms of courtship, user. Even birds do it.

>dancing inevitably leads to sex
What?

No, it's a metaphor for getting rocks off.

bravo Dinsey

No, but it can be used as one depending on how it's handled.

Dance is *always* a metaphor for sex.

What does that mean for Dances With Wolves?

He's joking, but yeah in movie language dancing is a placeholder for the intimacy of sex.

dance is a big element of mating rituals for a lot of animals

if you don't dance you're betraying your DNA

>if you don't dance you're betraying your DNA
Fuck off, dancing is for fags.

Fondue?

Its a metaphor for gay

...

please

every man worth his salt can at least do the two-step in time

do yourself a favor and get lessons

This brother gets it.

> That alternate ending where the Guardians all fuck Ronan until he doesn't want to destroy anymore.

It all makes sense now,

No, Cap is not for sexual you pervs

For fuck

Peter Quill please.

You know it could be funny if after Infinity War ends, Peter Shows Steve Footloose.

It's a clever metaphor for dancing

Reminds me of a book I saw at a thrift store once.

That's just sad, religious nuts are quite insane. I wonder how many of them are conscious of how much brainwashing they practice on children?

>Heno Head, Jr.
>Jr.
>Jun-ior

Aang certainly seems to agree

And so does Katara apparently

Why is he so cute Sup Forums?

Dancing with a partner is a particularly intimate, body-focused thing that, yes, often does lead to sex.

Not that pro dancers can't be faithful... mostly you get it out of your system early on. It's people who come to it later in life as a hobby you've got to watch out for. Lots of screwing around then.

Good exercise, though, and it'll keep you limber into old age. Sex too.

Now that deserves a tug of a detective hat.

Think he went Avatar State when he climaxed?

>literal earth shattering sex

Katara was a lucky gal

Flameo, hotman