ITT: Bullshit you are willing to overlook in the name of fun

ITT: Bullshit you are willing to overlook in the name of fun

But that's not bullshit.

Giant robots being able to dance around ignoring square cube law.

Real physics need to get the fuck out when it is giant robots.

> op never used the formula to break the fourth dimension to get past walls

Are you some fag?

∂t/∂x(a-b)2√t+x

/sci/ please

That's only bullshit because you need more than just math of the 4th dimension to enter it. You would need Eyes in the 4th dimension and a set of limbs in the 4th dimension in order to pull yourself into it.

You need eyes on the inside

also someone post the weirder shit that Capt. Boomerang has done

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If he doesn't do this somehow in the flash movie all hope is lost

I've been trying to find what issue this is from for a very long time because I'm pretty sure it was meant to be a joke.

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But I look FOR bullshit when I read comic books. That's where the fun is.

>I'm literally going back in time to fuck your mother, give birth to you, and come back in time so you can't stop me
Foolproof plan, really.

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is that just a fancy way to say he escaped using QPU's?

What's the bullshit? This is pure genius.

Can we materialize matter and re-arrange it into a machine by reciting formulae and facts?

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>2017
>STILL thinking the Flash movie will happen
NuBarry will be shoved into Justice League movies and cameos exclusively and you'll like it

That formula is simple as shit. It should take more than that to break through dimensions.

Lex really is fucking next level

This is what Lex in BvS should have been.

OP, I am willing to overlook almost any bs in the name of fun.

What?!
What's going on here? Is he psychically in tune with the boomerang dimension or something?

>Captain Boomerang can materialize boomerangs and clothing out of nothing and use telepathy to control them

Has this power ever come up again?

red son

A vast majority of SpongeBob's humour in Season 2 and 3.

Well, depends on what you mean by the fourth dimension. If you mean it as a plane running adjacent to ours that you can just slip in and out of to bypass things in this dimension, then you are semi correct, although wrong on the terminology. First off, its not the 4th dimension but rather the dimension of photons, secondly you'd need to syncronize the photons in that dimension that represent the coagulation of atomic matter that comprises you, and briefly switch places by breaking the light barrier.

What essentially happens is a dimensional swap of you from this dimension, and the you from the photon dimension, for a fraction of a second.

If you mean the fourth dimension as per measurable mathematical calculation, it's all applied math theory.

There are three dimensions commonly used to measure the world around us. Point, Plane and Vector. There are three more dimensions that can be measured and applied to the world around us. They are Time (the fourth dimension), Direct Variance (Essentially the possibilities of how things could have turned out) and Side Variance (The possibilities of possibilities not taken)

There's no real applicable purpose or system to properly use these calculations at the current time, however in the future these calculations will be able to pinpoint sections of space time to either be viewed through or traversed through.

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I deeply need someone to work this into some kind of modern Boomerang story.

>tfw never used the real power to cast the mind bondage spell on your dad

He says the boomerang is around here somewhere so logically he just had a special boomerang built that he can control telepathically because it's attuned to him and hid it around the jail in case he was ever captured.

a classic one

>you'll look like this statue of Superman I've fashioned
What the fuck

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I actually found the issue, Flash #227, and it is in fact meant to be serious (or as serious as those stories could be). And that's not even close to the weirdest thing in that issue. The whole thing is like an acid trip.

This despite it coming out in 1974 well into the Bronze Age, and being by Cary Bates who was the one who actually made the Flash more mature in the late 70's.

You need to read more Silver Age Flash cause shit like this happens constantly.

What is the context of this? Did Daredevil really have a twin brother?

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It was well after the Silver Age, and the art didn't look like Infantino so I knew it was at least in the 70's when many comics were actually already mocking Silver Age silliness.

For reference, this was four years AFTER Batman returned to being a murder mystery comic, Green Lantern-Green Arrow featured issues about racism and drugs, and Wonder Woman was rebooted as a spy because it was more realistic, and the same year Gwen Stacy died in Spider-Man.

Also, even Silver Age Flash never had anything like a fucking boomerang dimension. Gardner Fox and John Broome were hardcore sci-fi nerds who read science journals as a hobby.

Cary Bates was clearly laughing his ass off when he wrote this issue.

Also, the plot of the very next issue is Cary Bates being transported to actual fucking Central City and helping Flash fight crimes with his knowledge of fiction writing.

I hate the "dude like what were they on when they made this lmao" shit but this was 1974, in all likelihood Bates was writing this series specifically for stoners and trippers at the time.

no, he dressed up like a twin brother he made up in order to fool his friends into thinking that his twin brother was Daredevil and not him.
and they fell for it.

>Giant ladies being able to dance around and ignore the square cube law

Does anyone have that page where Digger creates a boomerang that can travel back in time?

You just don't know how to apply it

Storytime it please

seconded

Superman's silver age dickery was the fucking best.

Someone post the pick where he melts a guys knife and then drinks the metal!

I fucking love giant robots being agile as fuck, jumping around and doing flips like a ninja and shit.

The plane's design honestly bothers me more than dragging the sun around.

Digger is crazy

My sides have the circumference of 40 cakes.

>specifically notes that he's going to Earth alone, in a ship he's prepared, leaving his wife to die even though he totally could have easily saved her as well

That's how you know it's a Luthor Special.

I dunno, maybe if you're using weird ass non-euclidean math or some shit.

kek

I did that to someone once, but now they're just screaming the safe word and my neighbors called the cops.

Why didn't I just burn all of my D&D books like Jack Chick wanted?!

Apparently you apply it by just saying it out loud

he doesn't care for Lara, hell, she'd try to stop him from conquering the world, probably. Better leave her to her doom.

He also tells his wife that he's building a spaceship for just his son and she accepts it even though he could have built a spaceship for all three of them.

Does anyone have the page of Lex building some dimension ray in his prison cell made out of a flashlight torch, some orange juice and some tin cans?

Well, yeah, he's continuing the pretense of it being a last-minute thing, only enough time to build one big enough for Kal's babby self. She's okay with the self-sacrifice and all that.

That's something else entirely from 'oh, and I built one for myself, too, in secret, which I could've made big enough for the both of us, but hahahaha'.

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I think at one point, I actually had this comic downloaded on one of my old computers, but I lost it.

Silver-Age Lex Luthor thought of some crazy fucking shit, man.

That is what makes that scene so great.

I can get behind the needlessly convoluted plan of abusing a child's love, but
a) Luther is human, not kryptonite
b) Kal-El is Jor-Els son. This would be a completely different kid who
c) would probably develop into a completely different person

I can only accept so much bullshit.

>When you grow up, you'll look like this statue of a superman I've fashioned

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I mean the 4th dimension of space, like in flatland

I like to imagine that he had enough time to build a spaceship for three people, but spent most of it building the statue of Superman for no reason.

Fucking what?

Man, why did DC ever decide to do away with the freaky, homoerotic undertones to Wonder Woman? That shit was gold.

My favorite thing ever is when there's a giant enemy and everyone expects him to be super slow and it's like SIKE THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN RUN

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It wasn't even Homoerotic. the original writer was trying to push for the normalisation of BDSM

Blame Seduction of the Innocent.

Though that sequence re-appears in Wonder Woman :Earth One.

Have you ever hated someone so much you traveled back in time and tried to fuck their mom?

Lex Luthor has.

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>IT WAS ME BARRY
> I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER

Was Dr Doom tooting the horn of the sea silver age or later?

fatass

It had to have been a tad homoerotic. He was in a menage-a-trois with two other women, who were both bi for each other as well. He based WW on one of them, I think. He was totally cool with seeing some girl-on-girl action here and there.

Seduction of the Innocent ruined American comics in so many ways.

Earth One was so fucking good, though.

>Comet isn't sure if he's down with this.

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Mid 70's, I think, but a book explicitly intended for children learning to read.

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oh god, I can't stop laughing

i love the idea that Superman knows how to fucking boogie if he wants to

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What.

Well, Comet probably doesn't want to mess up his chances with Supergirl.

With all that rusing, you would have expected that he already came in her by telling the fbi was searching for his dick and he needed a hiding place.

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List of things that are my fetish:
>This
>Lots of other shit

Still can't believe they had a storyline about a horse wanting to fuck Supergirl

Stardust is cheating.

Behold the greatest villain of all time

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I think someone made a porn comic about this.

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