Master "Reading Books is For Niggers and Gooks" Yoda

Master "Reading Books is For Niggers and Gooks" Yoda

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Master “People get wary when I’m near a library” Yoda

Master "You Like Literature? Let Me Raise Your Body Temperature" Yoda

Master "Fahrenheit 451" Yoda.

youtube.com/watch?v=M9n98SXNGl8

>prequel Yoda looks good and feels real
>Disney goes back to puppet version from the 70s
>looks retarded

Master "If I see you read, I'll make you bleed" Yoda

Master "Turn the page, feel my rage" Yoda

Books doesn't rhyme with gooks.

fucking kek

Master "Turning our history into a mystery" Yoda

Master "fuck books, I'm dropping nukes" Yoda

Master “how do you think I kept warm on Dagobah” Yoda

Pic related is you I’m assuming

Master "Disregard my character prior, and throw the books on the pyre" Yoda

kek

Master "Reading a script, flame i predict" Yoda

Master "Books are for nerds, if you haven't heard" Yoda

Master "Turn your scrolls into charcoals" Yoda

Master "Reading, You Like? Your Corpse Will Rot On A Spike" Yoda

Master "I'll take a shit on scholarship" Yoda

Master "If I catch you learning, here comes the burning" Yoda

Master "Old library? Great charcoal" Yoda

Master "True jedi learners need only Paige Turners" Yoda

Master "I'm green and can't even read" Yoda

Master "Tree Preservation Arouses My Irritation" Yoda

Master “If you can’t read I spill my seed” Yoda

Have no idea what’s going on but let me guess this is some more bullshit related to TLJ? Can an user break it down?

Luke wants to burn an ancient Jedi library on the planet he's on. Ghost Yoda appears and summons lightnings from the sky and does Luke's work for him, while explaining that, in essence, that what you need is already in your heart and you don't need to read books like some virgin

Yoda’s force ghost using lightning to destroy the force tree which contained jedi texts in order to motivate Luke to help the resistance.

The books aren’t destroyed as it is revealed that Rey took them, but it seems that 90% of the TLJ shitposters and memeposters on this board haven’t even seen themovie

Yoda using force lightning to burn down ancient Jedi scrolls because "Ray already knows all of it" and doesn't need any further teachings.

Also, force is a female.

Master"its her turn when will you learn"Yoda

>The books aren’t destroyed as it is revealed that Rey took them
how does it change the fact that yoda burns a sacred jedi tree for the lols

Master "If you write it, I ignite it" Yoda

>The books aren't destroyed as it is revealed that Rey took them
So how does that change the fact that Yoda tried to fucking evaporate them?

>H-he didn't actually mean to
Sure, and Hitler didn't mean nothing wrong as well, it was all just a prank bro.

Master"if your chromosomes are XY then go and cry while your hobbies i fry"Yoda

Master"kill the tree if you're with me"Yoda

Master "Ancient oaks go up in smoke" Yoda

Thats because you are pronouncing it wrong.

Master "It's freezing in here" Yoda.

Master "Setting Forests On Fire Is My Only Desire" Yoda

Master "bringing illiteracy to the galaxy" Yoda

Master "literacy is a blight, so your literature i'll alight" Yoda

It does in some dialects, pleb

youtu.be/Jf-HZz5Qv8E304

Master “Try to read an encyclopedia and I’ll impead ya” Yoda

Master "fuck education, let's burn vegetation" Yoda

Master "Dressing a Christmas Tree? I've Got a Present for Thee" Yoda

It's part of the overall theme of letting go of the past and moving on that the movie has.

Does Sup Forums remember that movies occasionally have themes?

99% of Sup Forums are dumb yanks who haven't even watched the film yet.

Master "sacred jedi texts leave me perplexed" Yoda

>letting go of the past and moving on
>"YESS, GOYIM. FORGET THE PAST. FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT WAS ONCE BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR BELOVED FRANCHISE. FORGET THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE MALE PROTAGONISTS. FORCE IS A FEMALE. KNOWLEDGE AND HISTORY ARE UNNECESSARY. TRADITION IS A JOKE. SAY IT WITH ME: IT'S HER TURN!"

> Shattered Empire had Luke take force tree seeds from an imperial facility, killing a couple dozen people in the process just to plant them
> Yoda kills a force tree

If it were just the books I would understand but the tree is, to say it like PT Yoda would, an extension of the will of the force. It should be protected or at least not actively harmed by Jedi who pretend to enact the forces will.

This.
It's like Gandalf setting a White Tree on fire for teh lulz.

A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defence; never for attack.

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Master "if it's pages you turn, it'll be books I burn" Yoda
Master "Books are for fags, I'll torch some mags" Yoda
Master "She already knows, Reading Rainbow blows" Yoda
Master "The lore is a real snore" Yoda
Master "Fuck Scholastic, I've got magic" Yoda
Master "Forget the past, it's ass" Yoda
Master "Consult the texts, I'll have to flex" Yoda

>Dr Zoellner and [Catholic Bishop of Munster] Count Galen have tried to make clear to me that Christianity consists in faith in Christ as the son of God. That makes me laugh... No, Christianity is not dependent upon the Apostle's Creed... True Christianity is represented by the party, and the German people are now called by the party and especially the Fuehrer to a real Christianity... the Fuehrer is the herald of a new revelation."

—Hans Kerrl, Nazi Minister for Church Affairs, 1937

good tune

Do you Sup Forums niggers even listen to yourselves sometimes

Master "Farenheit 451 for the Chosen One" Yoda

>TFA
>THEY REHASHED NEW HOPE GIVE US SOMETHING NEW YOU FUCKING JEWS

>TLJ
>"YESS, GOYIM. FORGET THE PAST. FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT WAS ONCE BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR BELOVED FRANCHISE. FORGET THOSE DISGUSTING WHITE MALE PROTAGONISTS. FORCE IS A FEMALE. KNOWLEDGE AND HISTORY ARE UNNECESSARY. TRADITION IS A JOKE. SAY IT WITH ME: IT'S HER TURN!"

Master "It was a pleasure to burn, for the girl needs the not to learn" Yoda

yeah, that's what the Muslims thought when they torched the Library of Alexandria
>If those books are in agreement with the Quran, we have no need of them; and if these are opposed to the Quran, destroy them.

The tree is dead, it serves no purpose other than to remind everyone of ten thousand years of the jedi fucking everyhting up.

If all of gondor was dead, you still had one retard clinging on to the past and the tree was a dead husk then it would make perfect sense to burn it to the ground.

Is TLJ really too cerebral for Sup Forums? A fucking childrens movie?

>You can either make an obvious copy of the old movies but with uninteresting, shitty characters and illogical dumb plot or a complete clusterfuck of a movie killing off all the old characters for no reason, pushing an obvious political agenda and completely fucking up the lore
>It's not like if you could just create a good continuation, Heir to Empire style

>Reading Books is For Niggers
literally no one has ever said this

He also knew that Rey had stolen all the Jedi texts so he was just trolling Luke anyway.

>force trees
That bad huh?

>If all of gondor was dead, you still had one retard clinging on to the past and the tree was a dead husk then it would make perfect sense to burn it to the ground

>"Hey guys, as long as there is a tree, there is some hope! Gondor can still be restored!"
>"WTF are you talking about, you racist pig? It's a symbol of oppression! The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come."

the propaganda is real

newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/star-wars-the-last-jedi-reviewed

Anyone have the video of him burning the books

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