A literal prank call defeated this ship

A literal prank call defeated this ship.

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>I've got a message for you from your mum
This is a line in Star Wars now.

>I can hear you, can you hear me?
Better than Napoleon.

is it me or does this just look like a child trying to draw a star destroyer from memory?

what happened to the sleek designs from the concept art? the SSD from return looked better desu

It looks like a tortilla chip.

A fucking space dick

All they had to do was add another level to that ship and it would've been a god tier design but they couldn't even get that right.

It's ok, in ep 9 the empire build the super duper star destroyer.
Just don't shoot at the massive glowing X on the front of it

Here's your space pizza. That'll be 19.95 in jedi literature + tip.

Did he say mom or mum? Please don't localize American works.

>ship is called "Supremacy"
>women with pink hair destroy it

in your face sexist drumpfies

Did this scene ruin the whole movie for anyone else? The First Order were reduced to American WW2 propaganda levels of buffoonery. Killing all tension in the movie.

>not posting this, FIVE MINUTES AGO

And one (1) bomber.

>out of range

No since there was nothing to ruin in the first place

But its at the start of the movie.

This shit triggered my autismo so hard I almost fainted.
>thick armor and shields that defend that siege motherfucker from firepower delivered by capital and sub-capital class vessels (battleships, cruisers)
Fucking x-wing easily blows up cannons like they are made of paper.
>dreadnought cannons mounted on its hull to protect it from smaller craft
Cannons miss ALL their fucking shots. Goddamn Death Star (1st edition) had better targeting system.
>bomber ships designed to drop the salvo and escape to get more bombs (at least that is what sentient being would design a bomber like)
Bombers are SO FUCKING SLOW man can literally walk faster.
>dreadnought armor designed to withstand significant damage before failing
About a hundred bombs about a feet, maybe feet and a half in diameter completely destroy it.
And don't get me fucking started on all that "their ships are about 5 m/s faster than ours". They've been chasing them for ~6 hours, distance between ships barely changed. Oh, and those retarded topredoes or whatever with definite arc trajectory when 90% of all capital class guns fire in a straight line.

This is LITERALLY a ship from Guardians of the fucking Galaxy. Watch this:
Only fucking difference is that SW version is not warped on its longer axis.

Well when your weakspot is pointed like a literal fucking bulls-eye near the superstructure.

>it's a stealth plane
>but, like, gray
Bravo Disney

>"behold the power of my ship the SS Whyte Supremacy"

>The Virgin Supremacy Class Dreadnaught
>The Chad Executor Class Super Star Destroyer

> we cant shoot him because he's too close for our massive space guns

>The Virgin First Order
>The Chad Galactic Empire

I wonder whether the RLM hacks will like this movie.
I'm expecting the usual "eh, it was okay"

What a retarded design. It's just BIIIIIGGGEEEEEEEER star destroyer with BIGGEEEEEEEEER bridge and something big under it. Is it a cannon? Fucking retarded disney. Do they have neural networks instead of people in their creative department?

God I almost forgot about it. It only lacked a phrase like "Bomb here" or "This is the weak spot you've been looking for" in enormous glowing letters.
That fucking shit was also done in TFA if I recall correctly. The stuff they blow up looks like target as well. At least in OT Death Star had an exaust port like 2 meters wide and in ROTS as well as in CW most capital ships required an artillery bombardment to take them down.

Oh no, the First Order death star canons are now field artillery dummy.

It's the LEFT cannon. That beast has two of them and fires like 4 times in total to blow up a ground base on the planet.

>two mega cannons
>rebel base
>rebel fleet
>aim both at the same target

Quite possible that they cannot target two things simultaneously. Why? Turn off your brain brah.

>everyone shoot that one target only

I turned my brain off after
>LEIA IN SPACE

why not use practical models for the walkers?

the AT-AT's from Empire still hold up, I know Disney has easy enough money to get some good practicals made.

This CG isn't very good.

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what vidya is this from, the new battlefront?

LMAO EXACTLY

I like rlm I'm in my mid 30's, I fucking hate the prequels and thought Tfa was ok.
Tlj is shitty and forgettable except a very select few scenes over all it's horseshit.
It's still better than the prequels

You can't honestly say the alien horse race/casino scenes were better than pod racing.

They're both stupid
I have no desire to see a child racing cartoon characters in a video game advert
I have no desire to see captain diversity filler and his Ms diversity filler in a 1850's casino talking about how shitty the upperclass in star Wars is.
But it's not the prequels so it's better

I honestly feel this scene was purely to include in the trailers.

>super duper star destroyer.
HYPER star destroyer
It was super, now mega, so the next will have to be hyper.

why does the ship have a dick?

Will it destroy whole galaxies?

its not called the Whyte Mayle Supremacy for nothing

see

>it's another will the diverse womyn press the button at the last second at the last moment episode

>But it's not the prequels so it's better
Hateful cuck itt, beware!
>prequels
>a story of a boy gifted with tremendous powers, prophecised to bring the balance to the force, who gets manupulated by Sheev and out of fear of losing his loved one wanders into the darkness to get lost forever
>sequels
>literal mary sue who is just the strongest and can do stuff by herself, from flying a ship to lightsaber fighting
Anakin literally grew during first 3 movies, from kid who liked racing and droids to teen fighting for the greater good and finally young adult who is afraid of losing those whom he loves. He might be performed in overly cheesy manner by Haiden but we actually see the development. And what do we see with Rey? She literally didn't change a bit from the first scene in TFA where she rummages through crashed destroyer.

>it's getting away very slowly

that's reaching bud

You can replay that the prequels are compedent movies all you want.
They look shit
They're directed badly
They're acted badly
They're scripted badly
I'm so glad I wasn't a baby for the prequels so I don't have to try to excuse them.

>we actually see the development
That's actually what we don't see. He is a different character in every movie.

in the movie: did they try using harpoons on them and failed?

Not that I can tell, it seems like those speeders were just there to act as decoys.

Until Finn tries Independence Day.

No. They fly some rickety things at them (which are only there because they have some "stabiliser fin" which kicks up red dirt which looks COOL and is TRUE KINO) because they've got a Mini-Star-Destroyer Cannon (not making that up, that's what they call it). Finn is about to sacrifice himself by crashing into it to destroy it when gook chick crashes into him and stops him.

disappointing

>why? Why did you stop me?
>we can only beat hate by saving those we love
*gook kisses captain filler
>BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I WAS DOING!

>no dummyyyy

Why were they trying to make her so quirky?

>spend literal bazillions of spacebux on cutting edge tech warship
>release hundreds of interceptors
>entire air defense + interceptor fleet destroyed by one (1) obsolete fighter

Because it was too small!

Why was the same weapons dealer manufacturing TIE fighters/bombers/all the imperial tech as well as X-Wings?

>equip a colossal artillery ship with shitton of anti-fighter turrets
>they cant even destroy a single fighter
literally whats the point anymore.

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>new character offers compelling insight into the nature of the conflict
>lol, whatever he sells you out anyways.

>they look shit
They were filmed in 1999, 2002 and 2005. Sorry, we didn't have modern CGI toolkit at that time. And ROTS looks quite good visually, there are some badly done moments like Sheev's room, but most of them are at the very least acceptable.
>they're directed badly
What do you mean by that? Bad frame composition? Too many bible-related hints?
>they're acted badly
You can think whatever you want, but McGregor was 200% on the spot with his Obi-Wan, and Heiden was very good as young man driven into autistic rage in the second half of ROTS. Sheev is also astounding.
>they're scripted badly
Some dialogue was shit, can't disagree with that.
>I'm so glad I wasn't a baby for the prequels
I wasn't either, and I liked them cause they tell a story about losing one's way and making costly decisions. Anakin loses half his body, his wife and friends by the end of the ROTS, he also doesn't see his kids for the next 20 years. OT ends in "they lived happily ever after" and nobody of significance died besides Obi-Wan (Yoda literally dies of old age).
>That's actually what we don't see
Did you watch ROTS? Anakin in the beginning of the movie and by its end is completely different. Also it's implied that he learnt much during his adventures with Obi-Wan and his training in the temple, so having him different is how it should be.

They wanted to play with moral ambiguity, but not for too long.

Is this real?

Trolling? They don't look remotely similar

topkek

But it doesn't make any sense. I understand that they were going for the "some people are evil and want to profit" but why is there a situation where some guy is doing the equivalent of making MiG-35s and F35s and neither side decides to put a stop to it?

KEK. Not even the droids are this bad, heck they even have Droidekas which are cool motherfuckers.

>one bomber can destroy a battleship the size of a city with one bomb run

Not the user you're replying to, but
>they're directed badly
>they're acted badly
These points tie together. The actors are mostly talented; you're right that McGregor really committed to the role. But Lucas is bad at drawing emotion out of his actors; he either gets them to deliver flat performances or misplaced melodrama.

In addition, Lucas doubled down too much on the CGI. The space battles are pretty solid, but he used it unnecessarily in a lot of scenes where physical sets would have been much better (as you said, Sheev's room, or the diner on Coruscant in AOTC).

No they targeted the "weak-spot" which just so happens to be located in an easily accessible central position which could be easily attacked after destroying

star wars military doctrine is simply pant on heads retarded. if a single fighter can evade all the fighter defenses and a single bomber can explode the entire ship and ignore all shields/armor, its only logical to develop ships that are as light and mobile as possible.

in 1960s tanks were made with 10-20mm armor (thats significantly less than 1940s, where heavy tanks had 100mm+ armor) - because at the time people believed there is no protection against new types of ammunition. they prioritized firepower and mobility.

Watch the first 10 minutes and find out!

Half the actors in star wars a british or imitating a british accent you muppet.

Multiple ships combine like pizza slices to become the mothership saucer

because Disney doesn't understand how the arms industry works but that won't stop them from commenting on it!

I hated this fucking scene so much.
Finn could've died a hero by sacrificing himself to stop the cannon from destroying the gate.

>youtube.com/watch?v=wQKKj_qeOBQ

star wars went from mythical archetypal elements to a le drumpf snl sketch that will be meaningless in 3 years

>in 1960s tanks were made with 10-20mm armor (thats significantly less than 1940s, where heavy tanks had 100mm+ armor)
You're retarded

>General Leia, this big gate is the only way in and only way out
>DUN DUN DUNNN
>General Leia! The first order just brought in a giant gate destroying cannon!

The whole movie was just a big -rebels manage to escape only to get fucked again by the first order with something else- rinse and repeat 60 times.

>it's a dreadnought
>it's Snoke's ship
>its a death star canon.

he's right though, see every french tank until leclerc and the leopard 1

This has been a thing long before disney

>wear's a golden robe and gold slippers
>goes around in a drab gray piece of shit

>Disney doesn't understand how the arms industry works
THERE'S LITERALLY TONS OF LORE ABOUT THIS ALREADY WHY WON'T THEY USE ANY OF IT RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is there a clip uploaded of this?

Don't forget that the fight is taking place in space. And the bombers DROP the bombs on the ship.

Space. Drop. Zero gravity. The bombs would just lol_float

Now that's a cool design.

how the fuck did the cannon shots curving trigger me but not this joke

kek

>implying they aren't stretching the trilogy + character development spinoffs to pump out shit like this for the next 10+ years and breaking record after record along the way with their new, hip cast of diversity hires (including whoever writes these pile of garbage scripts)
user I...

Why does it have a penis?

>star wars military doctrine is simply pant on heads retarded.
nigga it was shown that you could just accelerate to warp speed through an enemy ship the fact they didn't destroy the Death star with 5 fighters doing the same tactics is fucking retarded and why soft si-fi really requires you to not think.

a single x-wing can warp speed through the command centre of a flagship. why doesn't the resistance do this? im sure they could find willing pilots
BAD MOVIE

soft science fiction is shit