YOU LITTLE GREEN ASSHOLE

>YOU LITTLE GREEN ASSHOLE

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What did they mean by this?

TEXTS!

>"Pass on what you have learned"
>Lol just kidding fuck your knowledge Rey knows it all

White bitches love the BGC

>implying anyone involved with no wars was watched the OT

Books are the patriarchy, women know everything

That's not the real Yoda. Snoke is manipulating Luke

>I know the ancient Jedi scrolls aren't exactly exciting reads Luke, but you know what is? The Turner Diaries. Before I read that book, I thought that upjumped apes like Master Windu could be considered equal to people. How foolish I was, Luke. Regardless, he harnessed the negroid's penchant for violence well. Why, he almost fried the face off of the man who currently rules the universe. And he was a good pet.

How does Luke die?

FIX THE GODDAMN DOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hiring Raimi as a writer was a risky move but definitely worth it

He dies of exhaustion
>JUST

Mother of God.....

He loses the will to live.

I read this in Alec Guinness' voice. Fucking lol.

Why would he do that, that's not our Yoda. Everyone's fucking ruined ;_;

Uses all his space powers to make himself a hologram on a planet thousands of light years away.

After he just kinda gets tired and fades away.

>Force Ghost Yoda drifts upon a school
>"Need for this, Rey does not"
>Burns it down with everyone inside

Image spending decades of your life looking for something and when you finally find it your dead mentor shows up and burns that bitch to the ground.

Dead dead or passes out?

Texxxsss

>anons will still argue that the jedi were the good guys
loving every laugh

he ded nigga
turned into space jizz like the other fuckos

"Fuck these books kill urself faggot lmao" - Yoda

He does a Yoda and ascendes

Are the people that are making these movies even watch the others. THIS IS NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!!

Lol. Okay, just curious cause I'm not watching any new star wars bullshit.

Hamill is obviously coming back in IX as a ghost.

>Yoda destroys all arable land in every nearby star system once Rey has surpassed the need for food

>tells main antagonist he’ll see him around
gee i wonder if he’ll show up again.

he meditates too hard, then just disappears

Start having a better day, alright? Maybe I haven't seen the webms because I don't care to waste my time with its bullshit.

what was the point of making him a hologram if he dies anyway? sacrificing himself in person would've had much more impact. just feels like a lame cheap twist for the sake of it

webm where?

maybe stop being such a pussy and make an effort to gather information that’s spammed all over the board before entering thread #90001. you fucking retard

He literally died from not having enough mana potions.

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Yoda pepe when

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shitting on the pot

Yoda understands the need for lebensraum and has transcended the Slave Morality, rooting out the cosmopolitan smear campaign with cleansing Force Lightning

The old streamable is down, can someone get a new one up? People aren't believing me over yoda burning down the tree library.

"Kill yourself, you must faggot." ~Yoda

fuck off nigger

Can someone explain why Yoda hates books? I haven't been up to date on the threads, TLJ isn't even worth pirating, and I haven't seen ESB or RotJ in years.

Imagine if he actually said that HAHAHAH, but again, Lucas would have pulled that off and could get away with it.

Rey big brain to is, faggot books are for.

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why the FUCK did the self-improvement community not warn me of this risk

It makes sense in the end, Rey stole the books and reliquiaries of the jedi.

luke wojak when

LOL.

>that
Joke's on you, it does now.

Guys, its not that bad.
Its just a really bad executed Yoda-Joke
Rey stole the books. So she literally doesnt need anything of the shrines anymore.

Hahahaha, maybe I have a job and I don't lurk on this board ALL DAY. The fact you even thought that comment was a jab at me is pathetic, dude.

Start having a better day, kiddo. You seem cranky.

>condones theft
>tricks luke for some reason and burns down his house to cover his trail by using ghost lightning
yeah, makes sense.

>Rey stole the books

Finn is rubbing off on her.

From The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
>Obi-Wan: "That boy is our last hope."
>Yoda: "No. There is another."

After 37 years of being unexplained this line finally makes sense. Greatest poetry yet.

that was Leia

SPOILER DUDE!!!!!!!!

WOW

>geehh I'm not watching star wars
>but luke DEFINITELY comes back
holy shit you sound weak, nobody gives a fuck what you think about star wars nigger, if you don't browse Sup Forums then spend more time doing that so I'm not seeing your faggot replies to star wars threads
>have a better day sweetie
have a better personality and superior elocution you fucking FAGGOT

>Regardless, he harnessed the negroid's penchant for violence well

Does someone have the clip of Yoda burning the books? Haven't seen it yet.

this is reddit

this is the only scene in the movie that is only shit out of context
yoda said there was nothing in that tree that rey could need because rey already stole all the books
he's just fucking with luke, making him believe that the books have all been destroyed

thank god for ajit pai

Why didn't Yoda and Ben just zap Sheev in his sleep?

why did rey steal his fucking books though

>Having such unstable emotions

Whew. This is actually hilarious.

>If you don't browse Sup Forums, YOU BETTER START

IT IS?????

Why didn't the 2 million Jedi in the temple kill Sheev in the first place.

because she's a cunt

calm down redditor lmao

reminder super leia is unironically real.

:) I don't go there (: hehe

Was the Force Sloth real?

Why aren't sith phantoms and jedi ghosts firing lightning at each other in some sort of endless war?

BURN MY TREE WILL YA?
LAUGH AT ME WILL YA?
HELP MY DAUGHTER BEHIND MY BACK WILL YA?

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

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I will never doubt Sup Forums ever again

So many Star Wars kiddies this upset their most anticipated movie of the year is garbage.

lmao

I only post in star wars threads to shit on it because my brother likes it a lot.

it was a different galaxy

*BREATHS IN*

DEHYDRATION FROM MASTURBATION!!!FACT!!!

Holy shit you're really a fucking loser.

why would he fuck with Luke?

at least I don't buy a new star wars toy every week faggot.

Neither do I, hahahahaha. Damn, nigger. You're terrible at this assumption business.

a puppet dying holds more emotional feeling than these new cash grab shit movies

I just assume every star wars poster is my brother even though I doubt he's ever been to the site..

THEN WHY SHITPOST??? I don't fucking get it. It's the dumbest thing I've heard all day. It would be like me going on Rick and Morty threads to shit on it because a random friend enjoys it.

why does pol spam a tv board?

lmao why are you so mad

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because we're you're friends

yes, that's reasonable. Let's destroy priceless historical evidence of the jedi because we don't need them. Sounds like Isis blowing up archaeological sites in the Middle East, because we don't need them anymore