Why didn't Chewie grabbed a porg and fucked it to death like a living fleshlight? Imagine the sounds

Why didn't Chewie grabbed a porg and fucked it to death like a living fleshlight? Imagine the sounds.

This is a good thread, thank you based Porg poster.

do you think porgs are moaners, screamers, or criers?

OPEN YO MOUTH LIL PORG

It's obvious and implied that he did, they just can't show it on a G rated movie.

>Giant soulful eyes.

Criers definitely.

god imagining filling that thing with cum

>not MOUF

>all these leaks and nothing about Chewbacca
does he just sit on his ass the whole movie?

he's a filthy OGer so he probably did

Kicks a door in, Cooks 2 fucking Porgs only to get guilt tripped by other Porg. Does some kick ass flying at the end and gets rid of all the Ties!

Porgs are what they make McRibs from.

hes in the background sometimes like c3po or r2d2 to remind you that you are watching star wars

Porgs are the reason for the season.

Porgs cannot be wookie fleshlights because they are in fact the detachable penises of the wookie species.

>detachable penises
god i wish that were me

>omg lol
now this is porg-racing!

don't be too hasty, think of that readiness to drop jaw... screamer is my bet.

they squeek, almost definitely

Is this modern CGI? Chewbacca looks like a mask and the porg is a chewtoy

Yes, truly there is nothing more noble than to be Chewbacca's dick, but they only stay off during the wookie mourning period.

Wookies have microdicks like gorillas.

Top ten thread easily lads.

Porg fur is highly prized for medicinal uses. Mon Mothma herself endorsed the top line of tampons made from it.

lewd porgs

>soulfull
Those eyes got no soul behind them.

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good thread to be honest desupai familia

imagine cumming into that hungry little mouth

do you think rey shoved a porg in her tight asshole and make him tongue-punch her fartbox? i imagine so since it can get really boring sometimes.

are porgs pretty much the Harrison replacement?

> tongue-punch her fartbox

I will never tire of this phrase