Mfw finally gonna lose my virginity tonight after 70 years

>mfw finally gonna lose my virginity tonight after 70 years

Not tonight my man, be patient, she has to know you're a good guy furst

makes you think

>to your daughter

finally she's not a monkey anymore

That is the posture and expression of a PTSD victim coming out of a stay of catatonic hospitalization. I can't believe people actually read this to be "Jack's wife" concept art.

...

AND THIS TIME IT'S NOT AKU

I mean, she's been through a lot of shit

Jack's only true waifu is Aku.

I really, really hope they'll go for a mentor/student or even father/daughter relationship. Making them a romantic couple would be the final nail in this show's coffin.

I wish I wasn't a dumb phoneposter so I could collect all this denial

don't worry, she'll be calling jack 'daddy' before long.
he'll also mentor her, in the art of love.

Literally why.

Explain yourself.

that thread is still alive lol

He's just a salty virgin.

where'd you find this?

jack could have had sex when he was in the past

he could have, but he chose not to

2beta to make a move on a girl even when there's no chance you'll ever be as close to anyone, much less another woman

That would have gotten rid of his purity which he would have needed to take down Aku

Probably got fucked by one of the greek guys

so, you're projecting?

it's okay when it's in the ass

>You need to be pure to defeat Aku
>This also includes Virginity, in-spite of the fact that the previous guy who defeated Aku, and who was forever preparing for Aku's potential return deciding to have a wife and a son
>Also implying Big E is not pure