It's that time again for a Spidey episode. Tonight, at long last, the Rhino. My personal favorite episode, because The Rhino is the king of reaction faces.
It's gonna be a long episode,so there's more to enjoy. In fact, it may take two threads to do because there's a lot of images and jokes packed up all in this.
Clickity Clack down the track there's trains a comin'!
Josiah King
And like any male virgin without a girlfriend I can't get enough of those fucking trains!
Evan Murphy
Spider sense...tingling... there's probably something in this train that's dangerous if it were to fall into the wrong hands and best be kept a secret!
William Butler
Good thing it's marked, the first component of the Army's secret weapon. Good thing it's marked, or else no would know that it's a secret.
Xavier Barnes
Spider sense is suggesting that I check the front of the train
Lincoln Lewis
What is it with people drawn to railroad tracks? We're gonna splatter whatever that is all over the place!
Michael Peterson
Coming through, the world's most handsome and hunky man!
Isaiah Sullivan
oh shi-
Alexander Walker
fast as fuck boi
Leo Martinez
...
Colton King
WHAT A TWEEST
Isaac Morales
That collision must have been harder than I thought, I could have sworn I saw a pink hedgehog in the explosion...
Kayden Hughes
I AM THE RHINO! NOTHING CAN WITHSTAND ME AND I CAN DERAIL ANYTHING!
Connor Young
Spider-man: The foot bath isn't helping... maybe because it's at room temperature.
Liam Walker
The first component! Then! I will get the other two and that makes three component boxes!
Oliver Miller
And after the boxes! I will control the woooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrlllllllld
Joseph Mitchell
Conductor: Damnit, there's going to be a court martial over losing this train and there's no way they'll let me captain another one.
Jace Rodriguez
It all happened so fast but I could have sworn we were hit by a unicorn! And Spidey tip #681, if you ever wet yourself, submerge yourself in water. No one will know.
Owen Stewart
>I CAN DERAIL ANYTHING But can he derail this thread?
Levi Ward
Mike Pollock: The box is gone!
Miles Price: It has to be there! Look harder!
Mike Pollock: I AMMMMMMM
Julian Wood
Spider-man: I uh better get out of here before they start blaming the superhero
Cooper Morgan
Melvin Page: Look! Over there! It's Spider-man!
Marley Peller: You didn't see shit, Melvin, you have no eyes!
Justin Hughes
No! Melvin's right! He's getting away and a forest grew spontaneously to aid his escape!
Cooper Carter
EVERYONE SEARCH IN THAT DIRECTION, THE DIRECTION I SHOOT IN
Parker Lopez
Pssst. Hay. Over here. Sorry to bale on ya but Spidey has to lay low for a bit.
Owen Ortiz
A top secret component stolen by that archnemesis to society, Spider-man?! And the other two components of the world's most diabolical weapon will arrive by jet, submarine, and armored car. All 2 components are arriving by three forms of transportation?! Well you better double your security precautions to keep that webhead away!
Brayden Cooper
MISS BRANT! GET PETER PARKER ON THE PHONE! YES, I HAVE A PHONE BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE TALKING TO THAT WALKING DISAPPOINTMENT SO YOU DO IT.
Leo Harris
I'd love to Mr. Jameson, but you took my phone away from me because you caught me making music by pressing the buttons so you'll need to return it. Also can I have some paper? It's a little challenging to secretary without any tools.
Colton Diaz
Jesus, how many memes per episodes can you do with this show??
Michael Campbell
Aunt May: Peter, why you're bedridden and sick! Let your dear aunt nurse you back to health you don't worry about a thing.
Peter: *ACHOOO*
Anthony Martin
> *brrrrring
Aunt May: I'LL GET IT I'LL GET IT!
More than you'd think, but never enough.
Parker Miller
IT'S THE BIGGEST STORY OF THE CENTURY, PARKER, AND I NEED YOU TO GET PICTURES. YOU BETTER GET SOME GOOD PICTURES FOR A CHANGE BECAUSE I HAD TO CALL YOU MYSELF BECAUSE LIKE HELL AM I GOING TO LET MISS BRANT LOOSE WITH A TELEPHONE AGAIN.
Daniel Long
And just who the cunt is this?!
Excuse me you walking shitpile of maternal disappointment, but this is May Goddamn Parker and I'm Peter Parker's aunt! How about you stop PMSing over the phone for one fucking minute and shut that hole into Sheol you call a mouth I can smell your breath over the phone goddamn
My dear sweet cherubic Peter won't be stepping one foot out of his room today, and if you say one more word MY one foot is going straight up your ass THROUGH THIS PHONE YOU SHITPAINTING TAINT-CLOWN
Jeremiah Nguyen
w-what is it Aunt May?
Jace Long
Did I not get through to you, you blockheaded, simple-minded dicksucking mongoloid? Maybe if your village bicycle whore of a mother didn't spread her syphilis to you I wouldn't have to repeat myself, young man. You're going to have to find someone else. Have a nice day.
Cooper Wilson
>And like any male virgin without a girlfriend I can't get enough of those fucking trains! its funny because its true
Also careful to not get buried by Jack threads OP
Gabriel Nguyen
Why is Kingpin wearing a Rhino costume
Lincoln James
Peter: w-what did he want?
Aunt May: Something about you taking pictures of a spider. Never you mind! Let's focus on making you all better!
I will!
Jack Lopez
Now drink up! This is an old family remedy that's been passed down through many generations!
May: Chicken Soup, scotch, raw egg, vodka, orange pulp, and vinegar! I put it in everything I make!
Anthony Jenkins
Vinegar?! BLEGH
Liam Mitchell
How does the rhino use the bathroom
Jose Perez
Get some rest! I'll check on you when it's most inconvenient.
Dylan Lopez
Need to check the wreckage for clues but I can't be seen in broad daylight!
Luis Myers
Alright! It's dark enough now! Now to find what or who caused that train wreck!
Lucas Rivera
There has to be a clue around here somewhere...
Connor Parker
Rhinoceros shoes! And they lead right back to the city to ... whatever or whoever is behind all this. Could be Wilson Fisk, could be Lex Luthor, could be Mr. Clean, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Nappa, or maybe even all of the above!
Thomas Parker
>Meanwhile at the zoo
Gabriel Baker
I have the piece of the superweapon and soon the other parts will be mine! And then my destructive power will be tripled!
William Phillips
Then I will destroy
Ayden Lewis
DESTROY
Jacob Turner
DESTRRRRRRRRRRROYYYYYYYYYY
Robert White
Man you weren't joking about that primo rhino material op
Austin Thompson
The trail ends here. Odd.
Xavier Reed
Look! A jolly Hanna Barbera character is running straight at us!
Tyler Morris
...
Kayden Butler
It's going to hit us! Duck!
HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?
Parker Long
*CRASH*
Sentiment appreciated and thanks for the compliment, but could you please delete that picture? I'd be mighty thankful.
Levi Green
The Spider-fairy flaps his way down to the scene!
Asher Hall
Spider-man: Hey! It is a rhino! Rhinoman! What do you think you're doing?
Rhino: Is this a trick question? Aww hell, I'll solve that question like I solve all my problems: running into it until it breaks.
Landon Morris
Spider-man: Yep. You fight like a dumb animal alright. So are you going to exchange insurance info with that car or what?
Kevin Sanchez
Now look what you made me do! Right into my favorite china shop!
Luke Flores
Horn of the Rhino is so good.
Sebastian Sanchez
Hold up there's a sneeze coming on.
Ah AHHH AHHHHHHH
Gavin Torres
ACHOWWWWW MY STERNUM
Liam Ward
He got me so hard I spooked myself!
Ayden Gonzalez
Officer Brown: Are you doing ok Officer Conjoined Cop?
OCC: Yeah... but did anyone get the number of that manatee?
Levi Perry
No one here but us ghosts. This alley's the best haunt in town.
Cooper Rogers
There, carry on, carry on.
Nathan Barnes
Thanks for the backup, midget cops. We'll aim high and you aim low! As if you could aim in any other direction amirite?
OK SPIDER-MAN WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE AND YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. COME OUT NOW AND LET US ARREST YOU AND YOU'LL GET A FREE TOTE BAG AND A FREE ROCKSTAR REVOLT BLACK CHERRY ONLY 68 GRAMS OF SUGAR AND 280 CALORIES IT'S THE PERFECT PICK-ME-UP FOR A SPIDER WHO NEEDS THAT EXTRA BOOST.
Sorry to make you guys strike out but I've got no time to spare
Cooper Flores
There's that Spider sense again... this time it's Aunt May endangering my secret identity.
Robert Moore
Aunt May: Peter! Knock Knock I'm coming in!
Blake Lewis
Stupid Aunt May barging in after one second and saying you're coming in right after isn't any more polite than saying nothing at all.
Hunter Hill
Aunt May: Peter! You poor boy! You're still sick! You should have been better by now! But don't worry, I have another secret family remedy passed down for over a 100 years
Camden Baker
This will do the trick, trust me.
Ayden Ramirez
Depth, what is it?
Austin Nelson
Oh shit I remember this eps now.
Julian White
Peter: What is it this time?
May: Just some fresh chicken soup I made from scratch. But there's a family saying! Starve a fever, pour boiling hot liquid down your throat to beat a cold. It's at 215 degrees!
Blake Morgan
Peter: Can't you blow on it to cool it down a bit?
May: Don't be a pussy, dearie. Drink up!
Christian Bailey
Oh there's that phone again!
Aaron Diaz
You again?! Did your mother kill herself when she learned that she ruined her vagina bringing you into this world, you catastrophically retarded sewer dwelling cancer!? I spoke so your slow ass could understand : DO NOT CALL BACK MY PETEY-WETEY-PUDDIN POP IS SICK. If you call back again I'm going to take my tweezers to that splinter you call a dick and pull it off! Now you can kindly take that menstrual-blood stained rag you call a newspaper and fuck off! My Peter is not going to take pictures of bugs at the airport!
Lucas Nelson
Peter: Airport? Aunt May do I have a job still?
May: Don't worry about that. Someone else can take pictures of the thing that mean old Jameson wanted.
Peter: OH! So that's it! Aunt May... I'm feeling a little sleepy right now...
Levi King
That would be the xanax I mixed into your soothing remedy, dear! Sleep well Peter!
Hudson Brown
Sleep? Who's got time to sleep? The second component is coming and I have to be there!
Owen Parker
>Meanwhile at the airport
Carson Evans
Got to... stay awake. Got to!
Isaiah Jackson
peter its 3am this has to stop
Daniel Thompson
This is KMAX97, your army DJ when you should be in your peejees, You're cleared to land, but first Take It To The Limit, a top performing single by the Eagles.
>Chad! shut up and direct the plane, plane lander.
Luke Young
Hehe! No one thought to look for me behind these barrels! And someone left a whole roast chicken under one of these! My lucky day!
Ayden Torres
Good thing we label all our important stuff so we don't misplace them.
Cooper Nelson
Should I be driving this so close to a plane? There was some tragedy involving gasoline and jet fuel and buildings but I can't remember it's on the tip of my tongue ahhh couldn't be that important.
Charles Gutierrez
There's my opening! Time to leave the perfect camouflage for a perfect victory!
Caleb Perez
There he goes! Pretty fast for a chubby guy. Now to take the Rhino by the horn!