The clock is ticking, Disney shills. Once his review drops, it’s over for The Last Jedi

The clock is ticking, Disney shills. Once his review drops, it’s over for The Last Jedi

Who is this nigger?

He's going to love it.

>Loved it. Good fun for the whole family.

I thought he died at the end of Half Life 2 Episode 2

ITT: we guess some of the lines/words he's gonna use
>synthetic charade of nostalgia driven juvenility

>Implying anyone outside of contrarian, autits take this guy's opinion seriously.

Why would he even review blockbuster trash?

I bet the king of Sup Forums loves porgs.

You better be joking.

Armond White has never been wrong. Can't wait for him to exterminate every star cuck.

Doesn't he judge movies based on their morals above all else? Isn't that pretty pleb?

I love Armond and all, but nobody gives a fuck about his column. He's a novelty item.

Absolutely this will happen

I thought this was Denzel for a while. Then I clicked the link because I didn't undertstand why this picture kept showing up...and I was enlightened. I began to experience a spiritual journey which reshaped my views about the film industry.

Because he does it quite frequently.

You've never heard the legend of Armond "Wish I Was" White?

...

His reviews are usually trash for pseuds but I can't wait for him to rip into Last Jedi.

He's going to say it's the best movie of the decade if not the best Star Wars of all time.

Yeah, he usually reviews based on morals and politics.

You have to go back