MOMMY MOMMY MILKY MILKY

MOMMY MOMMY MILKY MILKY

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>It's real. All of it.

Webm when?

Buuuuuurp the force isn't real rey burp

Somebody must really hate Mark/Luke at disney.

Did a faggot who made this movie get kicked in the head by a mule when coming up with this scene?

he thought prequel fans would like it

These kikes degeneracy knows no bounds.

>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Samoa. I was schooled in Anoaʻi wrestling. I was an eight time WWF/WWE Champion. They take a movie “The Force Awakens.” They have a 5-foot-7-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Samoa. He doesn’t speak Samoan. He has never smelled what I was cooking. They make him Finn. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

What did the Rock mean by this?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Source?

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I wonder how much they paid Hamill for this.

Pennies. He's a B-list actor.

was this at least played for laughs?

No. The entire audience was silent at my showing. I was the only one autistically laughing because I didn't think it would be in there. When we first saw the sloth beasts I started thinking about the drawing and shoops that tv made, and then it went completely surreal.

There is a sudden pan down and close up of the sloths tits, then Luke milks it into a bottle, drinks it and spills it on his beard before making a angry grimace towards Rey.

He milks an animal by pressing its tits. That's literally how we get all our milk in real life, 100% of it. That's likely how Luke got his milk back when he was on a farm. How is that 'degenerate'? Have you never heard about milking cows? Is this burger education at work?

He came back of his own accord and agreed to his TLJ arc because while he thought it was shit, he admitted he was wrong about how happy fans were with him appearing in TFA and so went along with it. He did it for us.

HE WAS A SOLDIER OF ROME

That doesnt mean you should show it off. Its disgusting.

jesus fucking christ..

You missed out the two best bits:

1) The sloth's breasts are between its legs
2) It moans sexually whilst Luke milks it

Yeah, because when people think "Like Skywalker, hero of the Galaxy" they picture him milking a fucking sloth before nodding approvingly

Feminists are scared of him because he speaks his mind very publicly

He's literally their kryptonite
Oh how wrong he was

and he got fucked over for it
it actually hurt me inside knowing he put 100% into this role that he wasn't 100% in agreement with

rip

Luke was a MOISTURE FARMER.

>people who made this movie
Something like 75% of the writers were diversity hire nufemales

And I take a shit in the toilet every day, doesn't mean I want to see Luke do the same.

Would watch with based Mark

Newfag

He probably did it for very little and just wanted some exposure and to please fans. He seems like a really swell guy.

Most animals don't have human breasts. Elephants do, though

hes farming moisture in my pants right now knowwhatimsayin

>Elephants do, though
and, uh
are they proportionate to the elephant

What do milkies taste like bros?

it has four big fat swollen human looking titties that secrete GREEN MILK, it looks absolutely disgusting and bizarre and not only that but he drinks it fresh from the cow (which is at very least jarring to a modern audience) and it runs down his fucking beard

it's completely undignified seeming and surreal

Porn parody when?

The FANS really connect with The Rock. Im not surprised!

>Those nipples
killed my boner

dem powerlevels

Luke is a kooky island hermit living off the land

I'm sorry that knocked Luke off the infantile pedestal you held him on

He could have been a dignified kooky hermit living off the island for reasons other than being a complete coward because he almost aborted his nephew.

Source?

Like skin.

They're perfect. Don't be a faggot.

like greasy coins and stale milk

He's drinking some pig aliens tit secretions

It's repulsive.

>they raped his character so it's okay

Kill yourself dumb shit.

And gives Rey a dirty look

like sand

>found the soyboy

He's drinking Jabba the hutts milk dude. He's sick
get over it

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MILKIES

> keep on thinking people are just meme-ing this shit
> it all turns out to be real

Why though? What significance does this thing add to the plot? Do we really need to see how Luke gets his food? Surely they could have spent that time fleshing out some of the characters better no?

LITTY

THEY PUT THIS IN A CHILDREN'S MOVIE?!

#BOYCOTTDISNEY

A true patriot.

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>that one muffled "what the hell?"

>Why though?

Because Lukes a weird motherfucker. He's been JUSTED since the empire strikes back
That's how he's been living, sucking on an obese aliens teet

Nothing.

Do you not see how that's weird as hell to put into a children's movie?

they could have showed it in the first star wars and i'd be ok with it. before becoming a hero he was a peasant and it's cool that he got back to his roots

>children's movie?

Umm sweetie, have you seen those "people" waiting in line to watch the movie?
They may have infantile minds but kids they aint

I don't think this semen slurping franchise is for me

What in the actual fuck?

Oh shit. It looks more like testes than breasts even.

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>Filming vertically.
I appreciate the camrip though.

>he used to drink blue milk
>now he drinks green milk

poetry, it rhymes

No.. he's homeless and broke
Did you expect him to be living in the lap of luxury?
These pearl clutchers are lucky they didn't show him on all fours sucking up algae water from the ground

I guess there's a new photo for the Breast page in Wookiepedia

It's not vertical though. It should be normal.

The way luke just throws the lightsaber away like it means nothing. Whats thats about

It's to slap everybody who cared about the original trilogy in the face.

You just know there will be porn of Luke+Milk Space Sea Sloth

pssh such an uncivilised weapon

>filming vertitally
>It should be normal
Maybe in America.

YUMMY MILKY

Jesus Fucking Christ

Oh, he turns it around 11 minute, thank god.

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HOLY SHIT

disgusting.

Take your kids to see this Movie.
Da fuck?

Hamill signed on before Lucas sold to Disney.

No....

L-lewd

>hamill signed on to a film before it was announced or in put into development
???

WTF AHAHA YEARS OF MEMES INC

THE TITTY JUICE RISES

Literally god like

Boyega is only 5' 7''?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
THE POOR, INNOCENT CHILDREN

Someone at Disney thought this was OK.

He's 5'9". Oscar Isaac is 5'7"

I shit once every 3 days doesn't fucking mean I want a scene with Luke Skywalker doing it

That stare from the sloth thing is the best part.
>You got something to say?

Be glad they arent bold enough to make him drink semen from black dicks yet

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If he was in the movie Luke would be drinking piss instead of milk. From the fans.

Literally best part of the movie. That face Luke and the cow give. They've been at this for a long, long time

this. puts it in full parody tier. watch ANH and imagine thst in only 40 years wed get a scene with luke suckin on space sloth titties for milk. wtf has happened to our culture?

>You want some too ya big slut?

How they get away with that line?

Not even Finn would do some shit like that
I haven't seen the movie but judging by The Force Awakens he seems pretty level headed

>inb4 slurs
I don't care, he was the best character before and probably still is now.