got milk ?
Got milk ?
giv milkies
jedis only want one thing and its fuckin disgusting
OH NO NO NOOO
How is this real? Why is this real?
O____o
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this is why sheev kills people
>white people
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>This is Star Wars now
this movie is fucking retarded
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEY FILMED IT, THE MADMAN
HAHAHAHAHA, FOR KIDS
So is Luke a Nazi now?
that's good, but I guess the full movie is shit and I will not watch it
>it's real
What the fuck is this movie
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Was this scene written for any purpose
ANY purpose
other than humiliating Mark Hamill?
>People thought this movie was bad
It was a giant fuck you to the rebellion (democrats) while Kylo ended up being the hero who will make the galaxy great again
so is leia flying through space also real?...
The movie is so weird. It doesn't surprise me at all that normies hate it
at least georgie boy gets the last laugh
>that look Luke gives after tasting it
you just woke up? search catalog
Yup
Oh George. Was this your plan all along? Was this your revenge?
what the actual fuck
It was too humiliate the character of Luke
This is intended to humiliate a white hero and thereby further emasculate white men in general, yes.
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA*weeze* HAHAHAHHA!!!
That face he does after drinking it, dude is nasty asf!
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GIB MONSTER MILKIES YUM YUM
>You will never live on a loneley island milking space sloth-cows for their green milk and go fishing wirh a 90 feet spear after taking a huge sip of that said freshly squeezed milk
Rian should be fucking be castrated so he cannot populate the earth with his demon seed.
>still no webm
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>Luke became a fucking primitive savage alone in his island
kek
wow you rightwingers really do have a whole alternative reality in your heads
It's real, all of it
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The milking .... superleia ... the storys are real.
Its true. All of it.
OH NO NO NO NO
jesus christ
Except in reality the empire is the democrats
This was the most
>It all happened so fast, officer
moment in my movie viewing history
My sides when we meme'd about it, after the children's book leak, but they only went and fucking did it
> directly posting the edit
> 50k views
good... good
NO NO NO NO NO NO PFTTTTT HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHA
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
I'm fine with the fight choreography, I can ignore the dumb shit like Luke dying for no apparent reason, I can even tolerate fucking Leia flying through space like Superman, but what in the actual fuck were they thinking with this scene? It's like a YouTube parody of science fantasy movies.
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>I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father
*Several decades later*
I though this was fucking hilarious. This movie is so weird, there's a lot of stuff that I really liked and also a lot that's just a huge mess. I overall enjoyed it because of this, it was kind of like this Fantastic Four movie in that it was a bizarrely enjoyable mess.
OH NO NO NO NO
THIS CANT BE REAL! AND ITS PRAISED BY ROTTEN TOMATOES TOO. FUCK YOU DISNEY !!!!!!!!
>I overall enjoyed it because of this, it was kind of like this Fantastic Four movie in that it was a bizarrely enjoyable mess.
I'll remember him at his best dammit
New tactic, its so bad it's good! like the Room and Disaster Artist!
Yeah, thank fuck, fuck that guy, everyone hated him anyway.
what's he thinking about?
>we got milkyposting into the biggest movie of the year
Thingken of milk
So quirky! WTF I love grotesque Jabba milk now!
>he didn't see it
lurk more
Do you think in the alternative timeline where Hillary is president and Rian got shitcanned so JJ directed ep VIII we'd be discussing these rumours of green milk and flying Space Leia like Jodorowsky's Dune? We'd be saying "Yeah, he was going to take Star Wars into this whole new aesthetic direction, contrasting red and white throughout the film, and there were going to be these red Space Lobster guards who fight Rey and Kylo, and Yoda was going to be a real puppet, not some shitty CGI." "Wow," we'd respond, "that sounds so much better than the bland shit we got from JJ again."
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OwO whats this?
Is there a word for something thats so ridiculous that you think its a joke and then shortly after you find out it was real, it was all so terribly real?
MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE!
this movie keeps delivering it's amazing
what the fuuuuuuuck
life
>a bland retread of a better movie 30+ years ago
>a shitty movie that has stupid plotpoints and breaks rules and character motives set by better movies prior to it
Both of these are bad.
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I really liked this scene. The movie isn't perfect, but this scene is something great, I think.
sloth teats
It’s a tentpole production that will usher in a load of films that normalise the multi-cult message of “move out of the way, white man.” Logan was a precursor to this, and it will only get worse from here. Humiliation is a great tactic.
Who thought this was a good idea?
The memes are real boi, they've always been real.
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HOLY SHIT, what minute of the movie? I have the cam but still can't found it
I'm so sorry George, farting camels and Jamaican frogs have nothing on this
What's the problem here? Did you guys just forget Luke was a moisture farmer?
around 7
This is why Emperor should've won.
Imagine being given the chance to write and direct a Star Wars movie and you put this shit in it.
Boggles the mind
starts around 7 minutes in
so falls the house of mouse
power convertors
Luke got milk but I got a FIVE.
what a fairy
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>link skywalker
This is what's blowing my mind. It's fucking STAR WARS, you can do any number of cool, interesting shit. And this is what you fucking land on? My god.
So uh, what was the point of this? Just having Luke be in as many degrading and humiliating situations as possible before his death?
I know, but I guess I'm glad we have Luke drinking milk that is warm straight from Space Sloth titties rather than just have him fulfill Yoda's role beat for beat.
Nobody, but the movie masses are scum so fuck it
Put it on film. Later they could smear shit on the camera lens and watch you monkeys howl like baboons
Who the fuck did the facial animations for this game, and have they ever seen a real human face before?