THE FIRE RISES

THE FIRE RISES

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NOOOO I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>Rian killed the franchise for good because he wanted all the manchildren to finally grow up
Based

how could they sully the good name of Episode 2?

>star wars fans despise the new movie

aaaaand Sup Forums declaring it to be kino in 3... 2... 1...

>burning the t-shirt you paid good shekels for

Ahahahaha stupid goy.
Better get a new one!

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>let the past die

>Patriots fan

>burning something on top of a carpet
Starcucks doing God's work to themselves.

Sup Forums is not contrarian you stupid newfag.

Yoda sets the tree on fire because it's time to let go and move on. He also knew that Rey stole the scrolls so "she everything she needs to possess". But Yoda's action made Luke take action.

Sup Forums loves bvs and mos

>Burning your own shit you bought

Remember when football players would kneel and boomers burned hundred dollar sports gear?

really? because I see snyder getting shit on and those movies being called garbage in equal number.

RLMemedia will say it's good just to be contrarian faggots (and a fat check) and we won't get a good Plinkett review.
Calling it.

/tv is contrarian you intelligent oldfag.

Name four movies that are popular with critics and on ribbit that Sup Forums doesn't hate.

Yeah, by Sup Forums manchildren

thats clearly concrete

Still dissapointed that the previous Plinkett review was an hour talking about star wars in general and not the fucking movie in question. Granted, there isnt much to actually say, its just "fine", it was safe and generic, but my fuck they couldve actually picked apart the problems with Rey being to good and everything being massively convenient throughout the movie. At least this time there is alot to talk about as oppose to before.

Reminder there's going to be a new star wars movie every year until you die

Drive
BR 2049
Empire Strikes Back
The Dark Knight
Interstellar
Inception

I stopped caring about Star Wars years ago, I come to watch the fire.

Any 'classic', take your pic. You know, films that have stood the test of time and not just forgettable trash like TLJ.

I thought Kylo was supposed to be a bad guy?

Alright, that's fair.

>forgettable
user we're going to be ripping this piece of shit apart for years and years to come.

Reminder that there will still be corporate dick suckers that love this shit.
All Disney has to do is appeal to 12 year old and nu males.
They can make Episode 10 about Leia's lesbian clone trying to deepthroat the galaxy, and the the masses would still watch it.

>let the past die
>you are a child in a mask
>fuck all white people
gee no wonder fanboys hated this

VERY COOL

>burning merchandise you already paid for like disney gives a shit

Kek

>Disney ever giving RLM a check after their Rogue One review

I sincerely regret wasting money on the movie ticket.

What a tremendous piece of shit it was.

Jorge, please forgive us.

kylo and rey sex scene released

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meanwhile
>another thread discussing an interview with Rian
>Rain joking about how he played Pokemon Go on the movie set, even when they didn't have fucking basics like storyboards to plan out the filmed sequences

Nah, the film sucked because he's a literal manchild.

Yoda bullied Luke into suicide via astral projection.
He was a good friend.

What is it with americans and burning shit?

No more pottery, just sadness

You now realise that Yoda has been behind the Jedi's downfall all along, destroying every subsequent apprentice so that he will remain the single strongest jedi that ever existed at the peak of his reign with none surpassing him.

Seven and Rogue One was already the bottom of the barrel. They don't deserve to bitch now

I clapped. I clapped when they said the lines!

MOUSE IS SCARED

It is the most respectful way of destroying things.

>Rogue One is the only decent nu-SW film
>it's the only one RLM hates

Yoda is a Sith Lord confirmed!

>it’s an OP posts his twitter episode

I love BvS and I'm from /lit/. Never read a comic in my life.

BEST SINCE EMPIRE
BEST SINCE EMPIRE
BEST SINCE EMPIRE
BEST SINCE EMPIRE

>TLJ is shit
>will still make over a billion dollars

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The mouse doesn't give a shit about their fanbase, as long as it generates money.

I'm sure this movie is a piece of shit, but if you weren't insulted by the prequels there is something wrong with you

oh no some manchild who wanted luke to be some anime tier badass didnt like it. poor disney

> what is satire

That's the benefit of brand power like Star Wars but its business will plummet after its opening weekend. There will be no repeat viewing and all the paid reviews in the world won't be able to hold back the floodgates of hatred and disappointment on social media.

>Splits a bigger ship in half with a smaller ship using Hyperspace.

Completely agree. Fucking fiction breaking.
Why even have fucking lazers at this point?

Outside internet dorks, people like the prequels.

There is a whole universe of spin-offs based on the prequels

So.... Jedi ghosts from beyond the grave can affect things in the here and now? Fuck this movie.

Make Alex's dream a reality

>a patriots fan with cognitive thinking skills

What timeline is this? I'm scared..

Anyone love how the theme they push in TLJ is "if its old you need to move on because old = stupid"

>OLD MUST DIE
Sure, when you give me new characters that can carry a film on their own.

Is there such a thing as non-cognitive thinking skills?

I liked ROGUE ONE x10,000 times better, than this piece of shit.

Am i doing something wrong?

I think they have enough shit this time round to focus on everything that is wrong (everything)

>Rogue One
>bottom of the barrel
u wot m8?

Why do people hate TLJ but love TFA? I really don't get it.

Yes. It's literally the worst Star Wars film.

TFA was a 1:1 copy that only used old characters and lore as a cameo. TLJ tried to reinvent and reintroduce new concepts and people don't like it when THIGNS HAVE CHANGED SINCE I WAS LITTLE!
They're both absolute garbage but normalfags love their nostalgic spectacles.

they literally bemoaned the fact that there wasn't enough BLACKED interracial consummation of love in Force Awakens

That combined with just how much they use the OT as a crutch is fucking hilarious.

>>a patriots fan with cognitive thinking skills

>1:1 copy
I wish. They forgot to add a threatening villain in TFA that doesn't get defeated easily in the thing he trained all his life for and the amount of pandering was simply insulting.
TLJ, while no masterpiece, at least managed to tell an original story. I didn't mind the throwbacks to earlier movies near as much too.

why would you say that? they fucking hated rogue one and were only kinda slightly warm on tfa

rogue one is so much worse than any other star wars movie
shit taste

But he himself isn't even grown up. He's a faggot numale.

based Nael poster

>cognitive thinking
t_brainlet mong

Isn't it 'shebang'?

OH NO NO NO NO

Go read the title of the review

>star wars awakens
Fair enough, expected it to actually be about one movie not all of them. As I said, there wasnt much to actually nit pick that would make for a whole episode.

>watches the NFL
>spent money on star wars
WHEW LAD

Did this guy never watch The Phantom Menace?

Remember when being American meant something, and jews didn't try to scam you every time you went outside?
Remember when football players got paid millions of dollars by the NATIONAL Football League and didn't act like entitled communists because "muh black lives matter" horse shit?
Or are you some typical leftist that hangs out on Sup Forums?

it was garbage, you ironic little faggot.

>ad hominem
>appeals to authority
what's wrong with you?
You just some sperg socialist that hopes for the degradation of society?

>BR 2049
>The Dark Knight
>Interstellar
>Inception
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I WILL REALIZE THE MOUSE'S VISION OF THE FUTURE

Just to play doubles avocado, using a light speed kamikaze attack makes complete sense to me, and the use of it in TLJ really just exposes the absurdity of the rest of the franchise rather than the rest of the franchise making TLJ look absurd. "Why did they do that in TLJ?" is the wrong question.

"Why the fuck didn't they do that in the rest of the movies?" is the right question, and the answer is: because Lucas is an unimaginative hack who literally cannot detect plot holes.

Who the fuck spins book burning and destroying history as a good thing besides Disney and ISIS

Rey stole the books so I don't get your point.

If normies hate it. I love it.

If he isn't /ourguy/ then I don't know who is

that BITCH

this. they will bitch about it getting too much hate and say it was "enjoyable" like every shitty stupid boring meme movie that comes out, except for DC.

Did Yoda know?

It's more hipster than Sup Forums

Technically it should not be possible because you're going through hyperspace at light speed not literally light speed through real space.

The writers of nu-Star Wars cant into elementary physics let alone Star Wars physics.

>SHEbang
Umm wow did you just assume the bang’s gender?

We are entering the age of the punished soy boys