Sup Forums father thread

Post only the best dads.

What?! A fucking dyke? I expected a good looking thin girl, not bullwoman. I honestly hope she won't dye her hair.

>let's all his sons get rolled and doesn't give a shit
gg pops

Awesome that they were all riding Tundros' though

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>Scotsman seed
>Anything less than burly

you're weak

They weren't his sons.

They were from 2 other different kingdoms.

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>low test

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>lets space dykes raise his 'son'

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Have you not seen his wife? What do you honestly expect when combining the genes of those two parents?

Why would you expect that?

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They obviously weren't his sons.

>I have shit taste
>pic related isn't /fit/ enough tho and her bio is trash

Family's the only plausible out for him having a decent life at this point. Don't you fucking screw this up next season Bojack.

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>Go to bed Ashi

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>implying you wouldn't want to be raised by space dykes
But actually Greg is a great Dad

Yes. She's a fatass.

You're right! They should be uglier.

>Expecting his daughters to be dainty princesses who frolic through a field of flowers, brush each other's hair and talk about boys

Such shit taste you have, user.

user probably saw the one comic where Scotsman was changed into a frail and pretty woman by leprechauns, but apparently forgot that the magic specifically made him frail and pretty to insult him

Congrats, you let
derail what should have been a wholesome dads thread.

I still can't believe he made an army of daughters

>you now realize the Scotsman is on a wheelchair due to all the babymaking he does with his wife

>implying you wouldn't want a dad as cool as Greg

fuck off /sug/

the Scotsman and his wife are both fat. but their daughters have their huge jaw, shoulders and even their noses and skin tone are a combination of their parent's. definitely their children

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You know he really was a great dad to his daughter.

He knows what it's like to have a really shitty father. It was great seeing Vanessa warm up to Doof when she realized he wasn't so bad.

Low test Irishman detected

>woah a child looks like their parents

>someone posts this fake profile in every thread

stop spreading lies.

mad

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so I can't remember, what was his deal again?

>Scotsman has an army of thicc, redheaded, scottish, freckled, green-eyed daughters
UUUUUUUNGHHHHHHHHHH

>voiced by Grey Delisle
what more could my dick ask for

his dad was an asshole and his brother was way cooler

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The touch of a woman

>Wants everything
>Doesn't have anything to offer
Why are some womyn like this?

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GET OUT!

That's a grandma, user.

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She really can't help it.

It's kinda creepy sleeping with your mom like that when you're like 30 years old, Jess.
Even if she's just your fake adopted mom.

Greg is the only good thing in SU now

That's gay

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He won't screw anything except his daughter.

Lying is a sin and since it's Easter Sunday it's 2x the sin user.

Were they even his kids? It seems like he just kidnapped and mindraped them.

kek

>seems like he just kidnapped and mindraped them
I think you mean adopted

Only REAL MEN should be DADS.

Best couple.

Only real answer right here
and in true Hank Fashion nobody noticed or cared

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sauce?

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Daddy Jack isn't cannon

are you stupid?

yes

That's exactly what he did, but I think the post was joking about the guys name actually being Father

>Scotsman's wife
>"Fat"
>Not "stout"

>Do Muslims prefer to swallow?

Welp!

Speaking of dead guys. Dint those dudes kinda looked like spartans?

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who?

Maybe the Scotsman and his wife just didn't age well and used to be hot.

Godamn I hate when they use a pattern layer instead of actually making clothes look like they're supposed to.

ye

Fathers do know best to help their children

Jack is best dad

^ This.
She gave her daughter a talk and demonstration about the birds and the D's.

>those fucking fingers

Gives the shop away

Women get fat when they get married.

>inb4 wage slave claims you can't be a good human being without a mortgage

He's a shitty father who has no interest in raising Steven. In terms of his life being together he's actually fine in that way.

based paulo dad

Save it for tomorrow's thread my dude

i know, but is a thread for best dads, so iam posting one

Bullshit. He is a great dad who respects teh culture of his late wife and Steven's inheritance of that culture. In a few short years he had already made Steven a great human being.

sauce?

Is Lucy gonna get hit by the dodgeball user?

i really really hope so
i hating lucy atm

or scenario 2
mike misses
lucy atacks and mike activate his almonds to catch the ball and nobody gets hurt

See you at the afterparty in /trash/

See you at the afterparty in /trash/.

ill be there, requesting daisy lewds
just hope is not another "nothing happens" page

Well his daughters are young, in their 20s maybe. The Scotsman and his Wife both looked about, oh, 30-40ish by the time of the original Samurai Jack.