Fixing The Last Jedi

How would you recut it?

How is Rey equally strong with the force as Kylo? The lightsaber scene in particular.

>how would you recut it
Simple, cut out the nu-trilogy entirely, focus on curated expanded universe with Old Republic and stuff like that.

>Either scrap the casino arc and shorten the pursuit, or scrap the pursuit and repurpose the casino arc.
>Make Luke actually act like Luke, the hopeful guy who brought back Darth fucking Vader from the Dark Side, and not some depressed faggot who can't even stop his student from being influenced by a force user weaker than Sheev and probably Vader too.
>Throw salty Hoth away.
>Attempt to give some attempt at an explanation towards Rey's proficiency at every single thing she does, instead of giving her just common birth and no backstory training or anything.
>Make Snoke something more than a plot device.

Or just throw everything away and adapt the Thrawn trilogy.

Remove the forced PETA message for starters, Chewie is a vegan now? Put him on a jetski there be sharks in the water

you really can't, can make improvements but still would be shit, movie needed a top down rewrite

>Or just throw everything away and adapt the Thrawn trilogy.

This is why the shills are retarded with the "Hurr Durr Star Wars fanboys are impossible!"

The fucking golden ticket was already written for them, they could have polled the goddamn fanbase and gotten that answer, and they junked it.

>forced PETA message
Luke drinks Elephant Seal milk and kills a fish, that was just a LOOK HOW CUTE PORGS ARE moment

>Leia is completely dead after the ship explosion, no stupid force bullshit
>Casino arc shortened or completely taken out
>Rose isn't a character
>Rewrite Luke into his actual character
>Finn and Poe go together for whatever plan to save the resistance or whatever, giving Poe something to do in the film and forming a stronger bond between already existing character instead of introducing a new one for fuck knows why
>Snoke doesn't die
>Scenes have a chance to actually finish instead of cutting away to someplace else every two seconds
>Completely remove shitty screen wipe transitions
>Finn actually sacrifices himself for the resistance, or avoid the chance of him sacrificing at all instead of a shitty copout

There was a lot of stupid shit in this movie

More white men and less women and niggers.

theres no recutting, theres only rewritting and it also involves the previous flick

>Or just throw everything away and adapt the Thrawn trilogy.

Why couldn't they just do this

It really just feels like ego.
Their ego is too huge to buy something as iconic as Star Wars and not immediately do something "original", even though their original works are some of the most unoriginal flicks ever made.

This is the problem with Disney, everything they put out now just feels like art by committee for the sole purpose of selling merchandise.
Not that Lucas didn't sell a fuckton of merchandise, but at least he had the balls to attempt something like the prequels.

gas the kikes and then get George back for starters.

It's already circumcised.

Cast all white people

>Or just throw everything away and adapt the Thrawn trilogy.
And maybe adapt the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight series as a lower budget anthology series.

And Shadows of the Empire.

Jesus, that would have easily had Disney recoup their investment.

>Recut

Nope

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there is no fixing
but if you have to follow TFA two simple things

>Have the Rey/Kylo shit not not be the most pandering YA shit ever, then have it lead somewhere
>don't go out of your way to ruin Luke, and if you have to give him some redemption than 'lol distraction ghost, oops now I'm dead'

>tfw we'll never get to see big man Kyle in a Star Wars film

resurrect Irvin Kershner
you know the rest

>we will never get netflix style web series of the good EU shit
Shitney really dropped the ball everywhere

Reshoot the whole thing. It needs more diversity.

1. Give a time skip of Rey actually getting training. Give her some fucking character development and give her flaws. Make her a human being with motives, wants, desires, rather than being a piece of paper

2. The time skip will give Ben time to train also. Make him into a force of destruction.

3. Actually fucking focus on the end of the jedi and bring in grey jedi. None of this fucking cop out bullshit at the end of the jedi being alive through Rey.

Overall I WANT REY TO HAVE CHARACTER. She fucking ruined the film.

>shadows of the empire
all of my pain and suffering
I just want to fucking see Xizor and Guri doing cool shit

Leia should have died when she was blasted into space, a big theme of Kylos is that he doesn't have control over his emotions, he hesitated firing at the command deck and so two random pilots did it for him, having him showing restraint leading to the death of his mother would have been a decent addition to his character, and also would have made "Luke" walking out in front of the First Order at the climax completely alone to face off with Kylo a much better scene tonally. The "Last" Jedi losing his cool over the death of his sister, even if they kept the hologram twist in it would have better justified them focusing all their attention and fire power on him

Also we never would have been subjected to the completely ridiculous scene of Leia floating back to the deck which was extremely cringe worthy

Kylo kills Ray when asked.
Poe and Fin get more things to do that actually matter to the plot.
Leia actually makes some story important decisions.
No unnecessary romance.
Luke gets a death worthy of legendary Jedi.

Needed a whole rewrite, which I think Disney planned for bit could not do it due to Carry Fisher OD'ing on crack cocaine.

No pointless failed casino mission.
No pointless rebel mutiny over a ridiculous misunderstanding by omission.
There. Just shaved 20-25 minutes off the needlessly long run time. Not that I'd have minded that run time if it had contained some Snoke back story, or given Chewie something to do.

Why haven't Disney just sort out the good bits of EU?
What's the point of nu-Wars?

>20-25 minutes
Dude, that's probably like an hour off.
Which would be a good thing, don't get me wrong.

They kind of did, Kylo Ren is a botched attempt at rushing Darth Caedus' story.

But they had to change a million things because of ego and merchandising, and we got the current state of Star Wars.

Disney were either so arrogant they thought they'd do better in every part of the EU (already untrue), or, more likely, just decided they can make even more money retelling the between movie times.