Tfw you will never be him

>tfw you will never be him

I unironically do this to my GF at least once a week.

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she cheats on you

>women cheat

And water's wet

Prime Charlize may be the objective pinnacle of beauty.

Not if he hits her at least twice a week to keep her sacred.

>NA humor

no ass what so ever

lel holy shit I thought that was stacy handler for a sec

..ju mean stacy keibler?

BRAAAAP

oh shit, no I menat chacy handler

chelsea

sorry

No you meant Chelsea Stacy retard

no love for hacy chandler? wtf, Sup Forums?

His lips looked lined up on where her bunghole is

with a body and face like that who gives a fuck

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based @hondadeal4vets

was her ass in the lewd training scenes worth the price of admission, bros? thinking about catching a manatee tomorrow

Do women like this?

who is this guy?

there seriously needs to be a no virgin policy here. at least on the weekends. jesus fucking christ

dax shepard

dane sheppard*

what is your deal?

I've always seen her as a MILF, not too hot tho. Too tall for my manlet taste.

they love this, specially if she is naked

*sniff sniff*

a "manatee" of what exactly?

men really are dogs

they dont like it, nothing makes a vagina dry up quicker than a submissive man, and nothing screams submissiveness like kissing a womans ass.

One time I was having a heated argument with my ex, and I was apologizing and asked how can she forgive me and she said "kiss my ass you idiot", I dont know what possessed me and I did say "ok im sorry" and actually did kiss her ass. I swear from that moment on her treatment of me completely changed and she never respected me again and dumped me like 5 months later after cheating on me twice.

I really dont think so. Shes commonly pretty, there are way more beautiful girls in nowhere towns in america.

You really think it was that one thing? You are an idiot. I am going to eat out a girls ass just to prove a point.

You were supposed to eat it not kiss it. You exposed yourself as a beta male.

theres nothing wrong with eating a girls ass or kissing it during sex, but yeah if you did it during a fight its pathetic, she probably saw you as subservient and weak from that incident

I made a mix tape for a girlfriend once and she thought I was a faggot. It was a bad move in retrospect.

Yea exactly. It has to do with the circumstances.

Best Charlize is Arrested Development Charlize.

If you remember back, I'm sure this was one of other things that turned her off to you, leading her to cheat.

beta move

*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

quite pungent my dear

I beat my wife near-daily. Shes literally and utterly submissive. On days I dont beat her, and even on some days when I beat her, the sex is AMAZING, shes so scared and helpless and desperate to please me she'll let me do whatever I want to her in bed.Usually slaps and a few kicks, a few punches here and there if she talks back too much. She starts bawling and shaking and complaining and begging like crazy. Shes so pathetic and scared of me I get a huge erection.


One time I kicked her in the stomach after dinner because she was sassing me and then she ran to the bathroom and started to throw up and she looked so pathetic I started throwing water at her and tell her to clean her face I dont want to see her crying or ugly. She kept talking back and whatever, so i grabbed her by the hair and put her face in the toilet and flushed it twice to clean her.I'll never forget the sheer terror and abject submissiveness in her eyes as she looked up at me when I took her head out of the toilet. Afterwards she didnt say a word, showered and cried quietly until she went to bed. So I followed her to bed and gave her a hug and she started crying and trying to make me promise to not do that again but I wouldnt, After that, I fucked her like crazy. Best sex we have ever had

>eating ass
that can't be healthy

That already happens organically. This board is so slow and boring on weekends cause all the normies are out having fun.

based

Two words: Dental Dam

Lol no, the pinnacle of beauty in every wonderful aspect is Emily Jean.
I won't derail the thread with photos of her, I'm a little tired but just know.
I could.
And she is.

post the nicole kidman one

youre a big guy

Came here for this.

Kill yourself

/ourguy/

t. normie
Captcha: washington washington

>not a pasta
Hmmmm

It is now

I know you're just shitposting but I know your address and you shouldn't be posting stuff like this. I hope it was worth it dude.

based pasta creator

I live in Beirut, Lebanon. You cant reach me, you dumb faggot
While every word I wrote was true, I would just like to point out that I was also the first guy to write the "Think about it logically." pasta

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Thanks for posting your hometown, shitskin. Please, stop abusing your goat.
I know you cretins like it halal, but beat your meat instead.
Dumb nigger

domestic violence the post, can't say what you did was wrong though woman really do like this kind of shit

shut up you stupid kike, stop calling your mother a goat, its impolite

Can’t post that pasta to famalam. Nothing sets a women straight like a good beating

BRAAAAAAAAP

Oh son, if I wanted comeback, I would have wiped it off your mother's ass.
Surprised you can't even type this fast. Does porn not load fast enough there? Is that why you all have sex with animals and children?

t.soyboy

Don't reply to me, pedophile. I know you frequently visit smutty.

Not log ago i would have berated you, but you got a piece of shit woman for a piece of shit guy. The girl many times wants to stay with the dude, ive met girls irl who are like this, most if not all were and are hard drug addicts dependent on their SO just like they are addicted to their drugs.


I dont ceny you prob get turned on by this shit but it really points to how empty you are. Its really sad for both of you.

Notice I said i beat her "near-daily" Thats the most important part, finding the balance of when to beat her. If you beat her everyday she will resent you and will feel like a piece of meat, she would just be a zombie going through life. Thats not what the aim of the beatings is. She must be in a constant state of nervous bewilderment, kept on her toes as to whether today Im going to be hot or cold with her, thats how all her sweetness and submissive side comes out. Its not about the actual beatings, its the work to break her mind and make her happy to be your inferior. This only comes with perfect timing. On days where I dont hit her, she is completely and utterly devotional to me (giving me foot massages, running to hug me when i come back from outside, making me my favorite foods)

Days like that give her the hope to live on and put up with the bad days (for her) when I have to discipline her. Ive unironically mentally broken her, she worships me

Nicole Kidman what
On Kimmel or something else???!?
NICOLE KIDMAN WHAT?

You're sick.

It is always kind of weird to hear literal sociopaths describe and gloat in their violent activities. The extent to which you denigrate her with your fetish is pretty evil. Fucking sand nigger.

ooga booga bix nood

Hes from fucking lebanon, im sure what he is doing is pretty normalized amongst his bretheren. It would be worse if he were white.

>soyboy cucks implying Based Leb-user and centuries of masculine wisdom are wrong and that muh fee-fees are right

Hhaha yeah dude I beat the everfucking shit out my wife all the time. Funniest thing ever and then she begs me to fuck her with my massive rhinocerous penis and I punch her in the face and hold her down while I destroy her asshole until I come dude and then I fuckin beat the shit out of her and powerbomb her through the kitchen table and hose buckets of cum all over her defenseless quivering body just like the javs.

I had my ex sorta like that but emotionally. She was very insecure and I was the better looking in then relationship. I’d just fuck with her head like go out and take photos with friends at bars, I’m always going to concerts and posting snaps of the people I’d be smoking and hanging with. I’d always make sure to have a qt at my side. It got to her so much she’d call me crying. Being physically in control is great but having them emotional at your mercy is another thrill worth try desu

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/? Pure kino

This desu senpai

>defending sandnigger mentality
Are you a cuck or a mgtow virgin?

It's beyond that.
>Days like that give her the hope to live on and put up with the bad days (for her) when I have to discipline her
he's conditioned a human to "live for" the days he doesn't hit them

You say that but for all you know this Beirut could be extremely rich to the point where he buys you and fucks your butt and you rue that masculine wisdom you claim to covet

*cute small brap*

redpill theory user

Women are like dogs they need to be trained and put in their place. The day you learn that is the day you become a man

No he meant Kiebler elf

Hahaha. Of course it's a third world muzzie. What a surprise.

They should have made this movie at the VERY least 10 years after it came out if not in like 2020 or something. I know that might be too long for anyone to remember it anymore, but I think it should have been different.

george clooney fucked her for a period of time

holy shit you're autistic

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lmao fuck off moralfag, based Leb-user is treating roasties how they want to be treated

>using the term roasties
Sad!

This is pretty normal for you muzzies, though. So there's nothing special or unusual about you. Just another backward sand nigger. The only thing more repulsive than male muzzies is their beaten, pathetic, wretched women.

GOAT

>virgin autist who hates women because he's too pathetic to get one

Do us all a favor and off yourself

>he's conditioned a human to "live for" the days he doesn't hit them
>implying women are even human
Theyre walking fuckholes

You're just a sad little insignificant bug