Yall niggas told me Rey was a palpatine

Yall niggas told me Rey was a palpatine
Yall niggas said fin and poe were gay
Yall niggas said Luke was Rey's father
Yall niggas said Rey was a Kenobi
Yall niggas snoke was big bad sith
What the fuck

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It’s obvious Rian Johnson set out to undermine every fan theory even if it directly contradicts the first film.

Rey was implied to have a mysterious past that explains all her abilities. But fucking Rian had to go make her a Literal Who so he can “cleverly” subvert all our expectations and ironically double down on the Mary Sue criticisms.

Beautiful kid

BB-8 never looked so cute!

le 56% face

el goblino...

kek

Unfortunately people that were just making shit up and trying to troll came up with ideas that were more creative and interesting than the actual shit Rian ended up going with.

Tbh i'm a fucking race mix too, but fuck, you guys and niggers looks really bad

OH NONONONO AHHHHH-

Fuck off jew. That ugly mutt would look much better if it had a white father.

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

*breathes in*

LE 56%%%%%%%%%%

Cute couple.

You're dumb, user? It's quite obvious that I was being sarcastic.

guy is literally le 6% face

In Star Wars they said Luke’s father was dead and then we found out he wasn’t. Maybe what they’re saying about Rey’s family is bullshit.

I havent seen The Last Jedi though so I don’t really know.

that kid is clearly not his

>kylo ren never told you what happened to your grandfather
>he told me enough! he told me he was a junker!
>no, obi wan kenobi is your grandfather
>...who?
riveting reveal

i see.. /poltards/ are seething.

lol

WHY

IS

STAR

WARS

PROMOTING

RACE

MIXING

fucking coalburners

what the fuck is this lmao, I can't tell if it's from a pornography or some guy actually groping retards

This is why I left my black girlfriend

It's a legit therapeutic massage from a licensed therapist.

Mark basically said as much, when he suggested changes to Luke's story Rian told him "we can't do anything anyone's done before."

OH NO NO NONONONO
*WHEEZING LAUGHTER*

Is Poe even in the new movie? I haven't heard shit about him

is this some kind of asian tv prank show?

Does it look like a prank to you?

women really are dumb as fuck. They pay this guy for him to feel em up lol. I look it up on yt its not a joke fucking lol.

Sometimes their boyfriends pay for their girlfriends to get felt up.

She likes that though... mmm

I bet she's wet asf right there

Show those armpits bb

pfft... whiter than you achmed.

Trying to smell them braaps

The baby's eyes are quite scary.
Future psychopath?

He's a man that works miracles one very part of the body.

seems quite clear they dont know their being filmed either. just hilarious

No, they know. They're always asked if they're okay being filmed. And they pay for it too.

Absolutely fuck dead. The stat of this world.

why that nigga crying

Chinaman going at it no brakes

We had a homeless guy where I went to college named "Back-break Byron" or "The Chiropractor" who would crack your back for a few bucks and it felt great

TOP KEK

Child support

youtube.com/watch?v=Dc32cis4_wY

This is some crazy scam man. Look at this shit.

>Nipples getting hard
Nice desu

She even took him to her/his house

.. damn

IS THAT A SLITHEEN!?

Just lick her pussy already man

i've seen enough FH18 to know where this is going

There are some videos where he goes to turn off the camera when the massage isn't over yet.

i know what im jerkin off to tonight

Yeah watching this video explains to me how bullhsit this is. This girl resists enough that he doesn't grab her cunt or tits, but others in other videos are meek so he does. Then pats their heads and goes on about energy. Fuck me. People are dumb as shit.

You should try doing it.

youtube.com/watch?v=N-9hMlUBGBo

You want to watch a husband watching his wife getting her vag and tits rubbed?

That's Kenobis saber from episode one. What a fucking idiot.

17:00 is the best.

Husband talks while doctor massages and sucks the wife's tits.

... wow

This really tickles my fancy 2bh

>chinese has to teach the white guy how to pleasure his own wife

kek
He's literally cuckolded on yt

>Doctor: "Some Chinese doctor cut da breast off... I rub and suck your breast so you don't have breast cut off."
>wife: "Why were her breast cut off?"
>husband: "Breast cancer"
>*sucks and rubs tits*

It's fun to see the whole family participating.

Asian dude: "de mouth an lips is de golden light"

Heh, you know what they call the vaginal lips/opening don't you?

answer: The golden gate/doorway or golden gulley

Not making this up, you must shine some 'light' into these areas if they are dark ie: not in use. They know, mad props to them kinfolk

chinese eroticism >>>>>>> poo magic/""yoga""

>how old are you?
>I'm 61, I have 4 kids, 32, 31
>wow, you look so young!

What do these bitches mean by that?

cute kid
would fuck the mom's ass

ayy
lmao

THIS! SO VERY MUCH THIS.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way.

Who is this thiccbodie?

...

French nurse, her husband is a nurse too.

...

That certainly narrows it down, thank you.

Well, at least it looks a bit better than other white/black hybrids I've seen.

YAY ALITA!

No problem.

Say, does your girlfriend need a massage?

What an orgasmic experience

fuck, I wish she had milk, she would have squirted some through her shirt

...

KYLO IS LYING!!!!!!

This is just false. Abrams was saying Rey was not related to anyone we'd previously met in Star Wars before tFA opened. Y'all just assumed he was misleading.

Real big and tuff talkin shit about a little babby on a Chink board formly meant for anime, and silly internet things. You fucking soyboy fucks, I would fucking end you in unarmed combat if you talked shit about my mixed American family like that. You cowards keep talkin making fun of the stranger thing kid and caramel baby, go ahead. Just know everyone gets their JUST deserts eventually.