Why did they have to ruin Yoda?

Why did they have to ruin Yoda?

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He knew Rey took the books, that's why he was laughing.

>attack Jedi knowledge

The whole point of the movie was that the Jedi and Sith are equally shitty, and the Galaxy is better off without them. So a tree got blown up, no big loss. Rey still has the books.

Hey at least Frank Oz can still do the voice, unlike Vader in Rogue One.

Yoda was always a bitch.

Luke just followed his example. Hide on a nowhere planet and help no one for decades.

>le both sides are bad maymay

No, that was never the point of the films. There is no yinyang balance between light and dark side, the term “light side” was never mentioned once in the films before the fucktarded sequels. There is only the force, and the corruption of the force known as the dark side. To destroy the sith is to destroy the dark side, returning balance.

>The whole point of the movie was that the Jedi and Sith are equally shitty, and the Galaxy is better off without them

This is the wrongest possible franchise for that "point".

>The whole point of the movie was that the Jedi and Sith are equally shitty

You're clinically retarded and high on pomo swill.

How did she carry all those books??

REY TOOK THE BOOKS
THERE WERE NO BOOKS IN THE TREE
HE JUST ARSON'D THE TREE TO HELP LUKE LET GO

I wanna see Yoda leaping all over the place with a light saber again.

>Master "Ancient oaks go up in smoke" Yoda

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Well yeah, when Luke tried helping, all it did was twist his nephew into evil and got a lot of people killed.

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No, that all happened when Luke tried following in his father's footsteps and murdering children.

what the fuck? that's Anakin "from my point of view the jedi are evil" stupid. did you graduate high school? goddamn

Thank you for explaining this, based user. The whole "Light and Dark are two sides of the same coin" bullshit that has infested the SW lore is outrageously stupid.

So the point of this movie is contrary to the entire summation of the original trilogy and Star Wars as a whole?

Neat.

why did they have to ruin everything?

It’s almost like Disney is intentionally wiping the slate clean or something. Weird.

But they're not.

It's not a reboot of this series, and it's not an entirely new original series. They're just fumbling an existing series.

Their not fumbling, it's clear there is propaganda in these films being pushed hard. It's the only reason for why this film was created.

source on that girl?

did anyone else feel like Yoda kept making obvious Bill Cosby faces? It was weirding me out

Yes I would call directly failing to create a competent sequel in the series you've taken up to be fumbling.

I would also call this failed propaganda fumbling considering audiences hate it.

>not knowing already

God I want newfag redditors to fucking die

>milk the OT for nostalgia
>throw it out like a used whore when its run dry
Nice.

well now that's to google I know it. thanks, child fucker.

Is that literally how Yoda looks in TLJ? Because he looks stupid and goofy as fuck...

This. Keep that garbage in the EU where it belongs.

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>having to use google

End your life with a lawnmower underage fag

Why did they go back to puppetry when CGI Yoda from the prequels looked perfectly fine? Hell, he would look even bettter with today's CG, just look at the weta's work on the Planet of the Apes

>childfucker insulting anyone
hilarious.

>childfucker insulting anyone
hilarious.

So lets say he did that shit as a joke to get a rise out of Luke. The books were safe all along.

Luke didn't fucking know that.

Luke fucking died alone, thinking the books were fucking destroyed. What a terrible joke to pull. Not even funny. Luke didn't see the books in the Falcon.

Yoda is a piece of shit.

struck a nerve, huh?

>childfucker insulting anyone
hilarious.

CGI Yoda looked terrible.

yes, keep replying.

>ask for sauce on an underage girl

kys pedo faggot

Nah, CGI Yoda was fine. Especially in the phantom menace

youtube.com/watch?v=wxaZxpNTm8A

yes, keep replying.

yoda is a horrible cunt.

i mean its why SW has been bad and will always be bad. The inability to do anything different well. Move the fuck on.

Yoda has been fucking with Luke since the day they met. Can’t blame the guy for being consistent.

please explain to me, in your words, why that quote is stupid.

I heard this exact argument FOR puppet Yoda. What a fucking contrarian joke.

>Why did they go back to puppetry when CGI Yoda from the prequels looked perfectly fine?
Because a significant part of Yoda's physical appearance is how he moves. The CGI is too fluid.

Um why r u posting Murphy and Lily in a Star Wars thread

>ruin Yoda
Yoda was fantastic.

>$0.01 shilling has been deposited to your account

Couldn't they have just at least CGI'd his mouth every time he speaks?

>Yoda trolled Luke to teleportation suicide

T-Thanks Rian

*tips fedora*

what a jewish perspective

holy fuck TPM got remastered?

That wouldn't be enough of a Remaster™

Meant for

No, "the point" was that Luke thought the Jedi were vain for thinking they need to be active agents in the force, that they are at all important to the balance. But as Yoda tells him later on, he's only conceived of the Jedi in a particular way; he's holding himself to some misguided ideal - that the Jedi need to be perfect, or in the image of the great masters that came before. He's punishing himself for his failures and projecting that onto the Jedi as a whole.

I'm seeing a lot of butthurt nerds over this new movie

What happened?

> the Jedi and Sith are equally shitty

This meme again. The Jedi have been peace keepers for 1000+ years. They're not perfect but they were so good at it that the Republic didn't even bother with an army until the Sith fucked things up.

cont'd:
and so, the film ends on Luke literally realizing a projection of the Jedi people want him to be - and that which he needs to be to restore hope and save the day. (Note the different hair and clothes.) It's the ultimate Jedi moment in that he's literally and figuratively selfless here.

I dunno, the puppet looks silly but I still think it works better, especially with the dialogue

>existence is not worth it. kill everthing
That's pure judaism.

>been peacekeepers for 1000s of years

And yet they've fostered so many grudges against them because they don't help everybody that appeals to them. Like Greivous' race, for example.

You advertise yourself as a galactic force for good, but then you get all these people asking for help, tell half of them to fuck off, and that half is going to hate your guts.

The Jedi should never have been a governmental institution, they never should have been a part of the Republic. They should have just been a monastic group that helped where they could. Instead they turned themselves into a makeshift United Nations.

Yeah, it was surely this two minute cameo that ruined Yoda, and not turning him into a braindead retard in the prequels.

underrated

really great scene.

"if you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha".

There were only a few thousand of them keeping the peace in a galaxy of trillions. They did fucking amazing.

>The Jedi should never have been a governmental institution
They're not.

>The Jedi Council exists next to the heart of the Republic
>literally next to it, it's just a shuttle ride from the Temple to the Senate
>direct line of communication between the Chancellor and the Council
>often had influence in treaties and negotiations

My man, they were. Maybe not officially, and the Senate never had actual power of them, but with how closely they worked with the Republic, they were a de facto office of government. Obtuse and obscure to other branches of government, but still part of the Republic.

this trainwreck of a thread is a good analogy for the plot of this trash fire of a movie

>be ancient cunt who uses force both dark and light
>years later cunts say only use light side
>force balances out and bring out dark cunts
>years go on has light tries to be more light
>dark becomes more dark as a result
>keeps going forever
>finally at the point they realise that true balance uses both.


Nothing wrong here.

wow, someone with a brain on Sup Forums? More likely than you think...

I liked the puppet. I hated everything about TLJ but I liked puppet yoda.

It's called subverting expectations you stupid fucking idiots.

There are a lot of things to fault these movies for but not being muh OT isn't one of them

fuck off clone wars fag

stfu George. Only contrarians like your CGI shitwork.

George did amazing cgi.

Jews hate the heroic ideal

It is CGI, its only made to look like a puppet

Because the makers of Mouse Wars are evil satanic marxists whose single goal is to deconstruct western civilization in the culture. In this case they may have finally gone too far.

hurr durr random non sequitors are kino bcus u didnt see it cumming

This

good.

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If Yoda can be dead, and as a force ghost burn an entire tree, why didn't he just burn snoke, kylo, hux, phasma in there sleep? fucking retarded.

The prequels ruined Yoda. This redeemed him.

>we are so afraid to awknowledge the prequels we re going back to a shitty puppet from the 70s
bravo Disney. Prequels made Yoda feel real and all you prequel hating shitheads can go choke on mouse dick

I was horrified that yoda had the mentality of fucking ISIS, ffs

>"it's old knowledge!"
>destroys it
>spouts some stupid philosophical bullshit that doesn't relate to his former actions and beliefs at all

it's like the writers of this movie knew nothing at all about the franchise. How does this even happen? If there's even one person on the ENTIRE team who has at least seen all movies, that person should know that this was the wrong way to go regarding every character from the OT

>why didn't he just burn snoke, kylo, hux, phasma in there sleep? fucking retarded.
They're not trees. It's specifically stated in the Jedi compendium that you can only use Force Tree Burning on trees. Hence why it's called Force Tree Burning.

Old knowledge is old. Everyone knows it already you pleb monkey.

>Tfw only Star Wars Rebels did Yoda a solid in the past decade

REEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEREEERRRRERRR!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS PUGSLY ANAKIN and obi 1! I'm literally biting my forearm and screaming in my sleeve. Where the fuck did jar jar binks go... this Mandela effect dimension shit is topsy turvey

That's the theme of KotOR II, not TLJ, but nice try.

Old knowledge is patriarchy

Even then, why would he burn ancient Jedi architecture after cursing Anakin for doing so, and despite telling Luke to pass on his knowledge in ROTJ, why would he tell him “GET FUCKED SHE STRONG SHE POWAHFUL SHE LEARN ALL BY HERSELF, SHE DON’T NEED NO MAN”?

yeah, but knowledge about the force is not the same as knowledge about technology. new technology is helpful but the new movie didn't expand on an alternative view whatsoever. yoda basically went "FUCK old knowledge, let's see what happens next!". that is no way to provide a cohesive story, it's just lazy writing

I love how the new movie tried to shit on males during the Hodor-Poe storyline and basically still made Poe, who had fucked up before, be in the right because that purple haired bitch wasn't able to open her fucking mouth for once and tell her plan to him. If that's what Disney understands as a strong female, then that character was an insult to all females alive

>it's like the writers of this movie knew nothing at all about the franchise. How does this even happen?

It's almost like the writer's room is a group of uncreative women who are simply not writers nor experienced in adaptation assembled by Kathleen Kennedy not for their skill or talent but instead to fill a quota.