>Carrie Fisher is drooled over for years, in Return of the Jedu we are rewarded with her in a slutty golden bikini
>Padme is hot as fuck, in AofC she wears a torn, braless skin-tight top showing off her pointy nipples
It is star wars tradition. Will they show Rey in an extremely revealing outfit in episode IX?
Not in this PC world we live in now. Don't be surprised if Disney has her wear a Hijab.
I was hoping she'd have an arm/hand/leg/eye cut off, as an echo of Empire. I guess Disney can't make their stars less attractive, though.
I'd still jack off to it. I jacked off to Charlize Theron and her robot arm in Fury Road. Nothing can or will ever stop me.
Trump is President, it isn't all PC. What if we start a petition for an executive order to force Disney to show her in Nike Pros and a braless tank top?
>It is star wars tradition. Will they show Rey in an extremely revealing outfit in episode IX?
no. disney is a faggot.
Gonna ask a friend of mine to commission some guro of Rey then...
They'll reward us by putting a bag over her head.
I could get off to seeing her bare shoulders so I'm good.
Rey isnt a sex object hitlord
Yes, when she gets fucked by Kylo
Doubt they'll have anything like that in store for her. She's cute when she smiles without baring all her teeth though.
Hollywood is shearing off in the opposite direction. If anything they'll have Poe disguise himself in a giant steel set of bloomers, just so people can shitpost about gender equality or whatever.
I would rather see almost naked Oscar Isaac than Daisy Ridley, anyway. Better ass and back.
Star Wars is controlled by a Jewish feminist now, what do you think?
No because Daisy is a fucking surfboard with no tits. Or acting talent for that matter.
this desu.
This guy gets it.
Don't get your hopes up OP. Everything Disney is feminist fueled now. Live action Belle will forever look like shit because as a feminist Emma Watson refused to wear a corset, She didn't even want the dress to look too fancy, because her Belle was going to be a "proactive princess". She also refused to have her hair styled up fancy or have sexy makeup added to her face.
She also wanted her Belle to wear manly brown boots with socks instead of black flats as the animated Belle wears so she could stomp around the set in manly "Ima kick your ass if you look at me the wrong way" boots.
Fuck that bitch.
The force is female now
she is rather cute desu
bet she's a thot irl tho
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source on those nippy titties
>thot
What the fuck is a "thot" is this some black slang word or something?
Princess Leia in a bikini is what sold most of her merchandise and if Disney wants money, Daisy will do the same.
Why can't women just make their own shit?
Why they gotta steal other peoples shit?
porg merch will cover it
Can almost guarantee Poe or Fin will be put in some kind of revealing outfit.
Yes, reddit and Twitter cancer.
>the president dictates what costumes people can put on their movie characters
wew
We already had Kylo in the second half of the movie.
>implying there will be a sequel
>implying Star Wars: The 56% will even be profitable
>implying Bob Iger doesn't publicly execute someone for this
>Nothing can or will ever stop me.
Good for you user.
It will make 1.5 billion dollars worldwide, another 5 billion in merchandise sales, and they will never stop making movies as long as the sun continues to smash hydrogen atoms together.
women aren't creative. men evolved creativity to deal with harsh situations and problems, women didn't.
>implying Star Wars: The 56% will even be profitable
I hated it, but I have a hard time believing a lot of the negative audience reviews aren't shitposters, and that the rating won't gradually go up.
I'm not so sure. 56% the night of release? That's a clear miss. We'll see how the numbers look come Monday. I don't think they're going to be good.
>second from left
>I don't think they're going to be good.
lol
>$45m from previews
What merchandise? I can find barely any TLJ stuff in a fucking Walmart.
>I guess Disney can't make their stars less attractive, though.
You mean physically, there is nothing they can do to make them less attractive than they are now.
You know as well as I do that RT is going to purge a lot of those reviews as bots or spam. The 56% meme will not stand if the Mouse thinks it'll adversely affect quarterly earnings.
If you don't think SW will sell well, you are a fool. It is going to sell very well, regardless of whether it was good or bad.
Wouldn't Rey look a lot better with a big grody lightsaber scar across her eye and an eye patch or bandage? She'd have some personality, and not look like a girl who you creeped out at the gym.
user, that's exactly my point. There's nowhere to go but up.
Meh... good point actually.
Previews were before the digital spread of the word that TLJ is 56% as good as the originals
You're really deluding yourself if you think this movie isn't going to make bank.
disney's not even going to sell slave leia dolls anymore, there's no way rey is showing any skin in ep9 with affirmative action kathy superbitch in charge
We'll see
No but you'll probably get full frontal from Kylo
It will underperform lime the last 2. Its all down hill. People will be hanging to shred the solo movie.
Star Wars is in the hands of retarded political ideologues, and one of their ideals is that sexiness is a criminal offense.
>It will underperform lime the last 2
what the fuck
When she fell through that hole into the sea i thought wed see nips but nope.
>directed by George Lucas.
Yeah, not happening.
Don't be stupid. They'll make billions from porg merch alone
She's already worn one
inb4
M is next to k. Youll be ok user.
no, where are you getting they under performed?
Are you retarded or just a memeing queer?
Tfa couldnt even beat titanic. R1 made less thsn half of that. Tlj will be lucky to hit r1 levels tge way its going. Solo is going to be a shit show then jj comes back to put the final nail in the coffin
Disney was hoping for TFA to get over Avatar. It failed to beat /ourguy/
Rogue One grossed less than Fast and Furious.
Not a chance. That won't make money for them, playing it safe makes money. They won't to appeal to everyone and that doesn't appeal to feminists.
You know why Rey wears bandages right? They initially had her sleeveless but realized that fat female cosplayers wouldn't want to dress like Rey if their batwings are exposed. They even sell an official body/shapewear compressed sleeve for overweight cosplayers.