RIAN JOHNSON NEW TRILOGY

HOW DID THIS HACK GET GIVEN A WHOLE NEW TRILOGY. DID HE FUCK SOMEONE?

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How did someone who directed Ozymandias & Fly give us the Last Jedi is all I wanna know

Best Star Wars since 1983

At least his not a jew.

JJ will fix it.

He fucked all of us.

Maybe they'll cancel it and give it to George.

TLJ was great and you underage faggots can't think and breathe at the same time

And Tommy Wseau is better than this guy...

It’s the oldfags who have the biggest issues with it. Underage b&s grew up with The Phantom Menace and unironically defend it.

Tommy Wiseau *IS* better than this guy. He should have directed Star Wars. It would have been kino

JJ did TFA. Look at what a Mary Sue Rey is in TFA. Do you really think he's going to fix anything?

The kikes at Disney hunger for profit and know well that the consumerist bugmen masses will go out in droves to watch anythin with the name Star Wars slapped on it, no matter how low of quality it may be. They will make these movies until it has been driven into the ground completely.

Anyone who made that shitty movie Brick shouldn't be given the reins of a big budget blockbuster

The prequels are better than Disney's shit.

>Fix it, JJ

>FIX IT NOW!

JJ tried. At the end of TFA people left with questions about Rey’s parents, the dark puppet master Sith Lord that commands Kylo, and the training sequence with Luke. After TLJ, the only question the audience is asking themselves is how was this allowed to happen?

>I know you can’t talk about this new Star Wars trilogy that’s been formally announced…

>There’s not much to talk about, honestly. I’m just at the beginning of the beginning of it.

>The one question I have that I think you can probably answer without revealing anything that you don’t want to reveal is how did that come about? Did you have a story idea and then pitch it to [Lucasfilm President] Kathleen Kennedy?

>No. It came about because we were getting to the end of making this and again, I knew I wasn’t doing the next one. And I had had a really good time not just making this movie, but working with Kathy and also working with Disney, working with Bob Iger, Alan Horn, and Alan Berg. And we just had just a really good experience. And we were all…it was like last week of senior year. We were cleaning out our lockers. And all getting kind of sad. And saying, how do we keep working together? And that I threw out, I said, the most interesting thing to me would be a new trilogy, one story told over three movies. Go new places, meet new folks, come up with a new story to tell in the Star Wars universe. The sky’s the limit. That sounds thrilling. And they really responded to that. So we’re off, yeah.

>So they gave it a go ahead with no specific story idea?

>Yeah, that was it. That was the pitch.
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What the fuck is disney doing?

unironically this
he can save us

it's because he's a little bitch to kennedy

also kennedy has had ONE good production over 4 movies

> jj had problems, ford breaks his leg, they luck out, get a break period to rewrite/shoot a third of the movie
> edwards gets locked out of the editing room, and they reshoot all of rogue one
> they fire miller/lord when they're 90% through Solo, and reshoot all of the movie
> rian has a smooth production, HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS "GOOD" BETTER LOCK HIM UP FOR 3 MORE MOVIES

she's incompetent. one bad production? whatever, 3? that's upper management, but iger will never fire her because star wars prints money

Because his favorite word is "Yes"

JJ's the key to all of this

putting out a star wars movie every goddamn year until they stop being profitable

First as tragedy then as farce

his indie movies were better

they will kick him out

>Johnson miraculously bumbles his way through production scot-free

Kylo out puppetted the puppet master you are talking about. Obviously he did the same with Rey, to what degree, no one knows.

they ddint reshoot when Ford was out.
They didnt reshoot all of rogue one
Han Solo seems to be the only one whos undergone big reshoots

If its anywhere close to the quality of TLJ sign me the fuck up. Hope Rian directs all three. Best Star Wars director since Irvin Kershner.

Fucking retard youngfags, oldfags, Sup Forums, reddit, normalfags, pedos, leftists, the right, the alt right, disabled people, nazis and nerds are all unitedin their hate for the last jedi

JJ has his work fucking cut out for him patching up this shit.

RJ did absolutely everything and anything disney wanted

kathleen wanted mark hamil GONE and in return for killing him off RJ got a new trilogy

Don't worry, JJ is a master. TFA was a decent set up and Rian dropped the ball. I can't imagine this was JJ's original script.

JJ should just get revenge and kill off all the character Rain brought in, then the rest of the movie is just 2 hours of Kylo and Rey fucking

Jj left rian in a bad place, rian left jj in a bad place. Its like they hate each other

>, JJ is a master
Has he ever written the ending to anything?

It makes sense when you realize the main purpose of this current trilogy is to kill off the OT characters and kill everything you thought Star Wars was about.

Think of it like someone buying a YouTube channel (Star Wars) taking their subscribers (fans) and then switching the content of the channel completely. For the first few videos, they might even feature the old people from the channel (OT cast) is help calm people into accepting the change. Sure they might say everything's going to be alright, but deep down they know fucked the fanbase is (Hamil).

the two worst episodes of BB? hmm I wonder

JJ is the one who fucked this all up in the first place you retards

Repeat after me

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Oh shit, so Johnson is doing the next trilogy after this one?

Good. Maybe without Abrahms shit on it he can make something good

Last jedi makes me actually excited for this new trilogy, he was handed a pile of shit with force awakens and he molded this new one into an actual entertaining movie

They're pulling a Dune on you guys. Send in JJ, get him hated, bring in someone even worse that makes you long for JJ, return JJ as the hero.

this desu

jj rewrote/filmed stuff after yes

there are 2 separate movies in rogue one, yes, the trailers themslves have an entirely different movie

His direction was great actually, the movie was beautiful and most of the acting was good. The problem is that someone also let him write the movie. Even with KK and the suits involved the story turned out to be trash.

No. Everything that has come out of JJ is an unfinished disaster someone else picked up the pieces on

No it’s basically just neckbeards and racists.

You love nigger cock

Young fool, soon you will understand.

JJ left Rian in a perfect place, Rian was the retarded who decided to start the movie two minutes after the first and write the worst plot of all the Star Wars films. Following Phantom Menace or Clones would be easier than following this mess.

Now he gets a taste of his own medicine

JJ did nothing wrong. Did Rian pick up on Rey's lineage? No. Did Rian reveal Snoke's identity? No. Did Rian bother to do training scenes with Rey and Luke? No.

Normalfags hate it only paid shills and nunerds are still in denial.

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because he is perfect goy?

JJ's film had issues, major plothole and continuity issues. But if you take something out, generally its assumed that you need to put something back in place. Rian assumed that it was star wars and he could hand-wave everything. He does the exact same shit in Looper, hand-waving all the intricacies of time travel (and lampshades it with bruce willis) and just using it to string some situations for characters to interact with. The problem in star wars was that it desperately needed context, not another string of situations.

I would not defend Mr Reboot Abrahams, yet I cant say Rian shouldnt take all the blame. Rian is totally at fault because JJ's plot wasnt that difficult to adapt yet Rian cant seem to make it work.

Kek

Lucas redemption ,in popular opinion at least, is still the best one tho

Jj made the worst possible start to a new trilogy. Destroyed the old characters. Reset the galaxy with no explination. Super powered girl who can do no wrong, ancient evil guy who knows everything about the ot. He didnt have any answers to any of that shit.

This. They've been conditioned to like Plastic Wars. It's like the kids who grew up on Brosnan Bond excusing Skyfall. They don't know any better than shit.

Looper was a pretty solid film, but Rian can't write Star Wars at fucking all.

are you fucking kidding me you absolute retarded shit for brains motherfucking stupid faggot WHAT IS THERE LEFT TO FIX????
LUKE IS DEAD
HAN IS DEAD
CARRIE FISHER IS DEAD IN REAL LIFE

THERE IS NO MORE STAR WARS ITS OVER

Brosnan was kino take it back

this this this this.
I have yet to find anyone over the age of 30 (that isn't a huge retard) that actually gives a shit about the remaining characters.
>rey
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>kylo
more interesting than rey for sure but still has zero menace. Shouldn't we fear the big bad? He's spent two movies jobbing to everyone.
>finn
likeable and I wish he had more to do but it seems like his character has jack shit interesting to do. The entire casino subplot could have been removed, none of it mattered.
>poe
sort of a wedge meets han solo and that's cool. Too bad he's boring as shit and i don't care if he lives or dies.
>chewie
background silly stuff. Cool i guess but whatever. Comes out the best out of all of them to be honest.
>bb8
He's cool but 100% of his scenes in both movies could have been replaced and made 800x cooler by R2D2.

I'm more interesting in force ghost luke than any of the current cast. Shit sucks. Everything sucks. We deserve to be nuked.

nah, Timothy Dalton is the REAL patrician James Bond.

>He has no plans for the story
>They just want to work together because they're pals
>Free reins...

Best looking sure
No homo

>DID HE FUCK SOMEONE?

Yes. The Star Wars series.

For

ep1 was a much better movie than this and it hurts me to say but it is true

if you liked TLJ you are an actual retard. I could write an essay on all the stupid shit in this movie.

The Last Jedi is almost as bad as Attack of the Clones, but its a super toss-up between which one is the actual worst.

I mean...you got Yoda and Dracula being bad-ass despite all of that fuckin' sand bullshit. Then you got cool moments with Luke (when he's finally doing something), Leia's space flight (yeah I dug that moment) and Diane's bad-ass kamikaze stunt despite Rose being a super annoying bitch and many potentially great follow-ups to the TFA plot being totally fucked in the ass.

So yeah...I dunno.

You are a retarded faggot who should kill himself

Are you retarded or a woman? Select all that apply

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the fuck kind of trolling is this shit?

Troll better, dimwits.

By agreeing to stab Mark Hamill in the back and kill Luke in post.

Go back faggot.

where?

Attack of the Clones and The Last Jedi both suck ass. What exactly is wrong with that?

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whatever you're trying to accomplish is fucking stupid even by typical shitposter standards.

I mean...if you're trying to replicate how fucking disjointed The Last Jedi is in trollpost form, congrats...I guess.

He's a pedophile and those are hard to come by that so willingly work for disney

They're trying to be Marvel. They're trying to take the risks Feige seems to get away with without understanding that Star Wars is an entirely different beast from Marvel Comics. It's like Rich Evens said in the Rogue One Review, Star Wars is a limited universe that demands a tight leash on it, whereas Marvel has 50+ years of outlandish plots to pull from and Feige guiding it's path.

Pottery

Die ewing jude

>whereas Marvel has 50+ years of outlandish plots to pull from and Feige guiding it's path.
And they're still running it into the fucking ground

Imagine if Tommy paid Ford and Hamill to star in a bootleg Star Wars movie. I'd actually pay to see that.

Kill yourself fuckwit

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After 12 movies in 9 years, yeah, the Marvel formula is showing significant cracks. The Disney Wars have run themselves into the ground within 3 films and just over 2 years. I rest my case.

Oh fuck no

For now.

Nigger please

He left it pretty open. Rian is the one who came up with shitty stuff like Luke trying to kill his nephew. Luke dying etc. The only really shitty thing JJ did was killing Han.

They were both garbage for different reasons.

Imagine if Lucas realize another space opera with Hamill and McGregor.