User, is this the "Star Wars" you told me about?

>user, is this the "Star Wars" you told me about?

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This shit gets me everytime

Luke really is /ourguy/

who /milky/ here?

>user, is this the "Star Wars" you told me about?
>tfw no Starfire gf

Wait, so this is real?

Not a youtube shoop?

Of course is real you cuck

Is this Kung Pow's cow scene?

>people thought this was an appropriate scene to include

why are there blatant fetishes in my children's movie

LE BLUE MILK XDDDD

top dubs

Imagine being the set designer who was tasked with making this

"Yeah Luke's gonna milk this particular alien so if you could give it four giant rubber tits, that would be great"

"O-oh you mean like udders?"

"No no, we need them to look as human as possible. And go ahead and put them right there on the side so the camera can linger on them for a few seconds before Luke starts squeezing them"

MMMMMMIILLLLKIESEEYYYIESEEE
MMMIIIIIKLLLKKIESKEEEEEEIIIIISS
*SUCK* *SUCK* *SUCK* *SSSSUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK*
MMMMMMMMMMM YUMMIE TUMY TUMY

This needs gibs milk frog face edited in.

the blatant lack of disrespect for the blue milk reference

user...

What in the flying fuck is this doing in star wars.
Is this some women empowerment shit, like I'm not very political but I remember hearing something about some woman breastfeeding in Australian parliament and it was celebrated I think. Is that what its about? I'm trying to think why they needed this in star wars.

As she watched him drink alien tit milk, this was the moment. The moment when both of them together thought "I could have stayed on Tatooine and been a moisture farmer"

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why

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they're trying to normalize public breastfeeding
well not trying, just pretending as if its so.

Hey I'm not the guy who put his lactation fetish into a kids movie.

kathleen kennedy debasing an american icon for the sake of feminism, luke a whiney babay forced to suckle teets. why burn the tree when she took the books.........

>milking a cow
>lactation fetish

Breath, get some rest

I honestly think it was suppose to be Lukes "Yoda" moment. When Luke first met Yoda he was like some crazy little homeless old man, tearing this his shit and generally being a nuisance. Then it turns out hes this master of the force who has just had a hard life. He lives in a shitty place, but at least he has some peace. It was endearing.

This was suppose to be that for Luke. Instead it turned full on cringe.

maybe by the time the next ones comes out, disney will be desensitized to shitting dick nipples and we get some quality chewbacca dvda up in this motha.

The movie was probably the best thing I have ever been seeing, i believe there to be organized alt right trollsing to make the people think it is a bad.

Fucking city cuck. You never milked a cow have you. This is what a cow titties look like.
The shit in star wars looks like total recall tits +1.

None of you realize how iconic this scene this is and the parodies for pop culture that will come out of it. Similar to the taun taun scene in ESB.

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Bro it's the Russians dude Putin is trying to make people think Star Wars is bad because he's still bitter that America went to space before Russia did.

dude luke sucks on some titties. and he doesn't teach rey a thing about being a jedi. I'm not even to sure why the jedi must all die.

Is that a moof?

lukes a savage

[flashbacks to milking tits intensifies]

>this scene was literally only created to reference Mark Hamill drinking milk from scrotum milkers
>He didn't even know what this scene was going to pan out to be
>Somebody animated this in post-production
>Somebody fully animated them lactating
>Mark Hamill fills it up in a convenient bottle
>Drinks it with the complete AGHHH
Jesus christ Rian needs to die

>*record scratch*
>"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."

Milk is a symbol of white supremacy
youtube.com/watch?v=idLBfx4oF4Q

id fuck a midget in an ewok furrysuit

Better than the dirty water Finn drank on Jakku. Why don't we see him shitting his guts out later?

haha sure buddy whatever you say

>We want the obscure fetish demographic

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w-what is this?
source?

youtube.com/watch?v=WGrrDDBU9Sg

I'll try milking it
That's a good trick

I thought it was just a meme that he did this. I'm positive this was done solely to humiliate hamil.

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Humans are weird, why do they even breast feed

Was this in the books???

NUMMY NUMMY NUMMY NUMMY NUUUUUMMMMMMMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it would've been better if luke just squirted the milk from the tits straight into his mouth without the bottle

A DEAL'S A DEAL MASTER LUKE

It might as well be.

MUMMY SLOTHY PLZ GIVE LUKE MILKIE

>when you run out of milk

Milk

Vertical 3x2 tits make zero sense. How are the babies supposed to reach the top ones? Do they just float up there?

>star wars is too smart for this guy
god damn. the alien has a long neck dude. do the math. they certainly went to far in some places if this pottery went over your head