Random Superpower

[Ryder Cooper]

1 - Gain an ability.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

2 - Gain a Rival to fight (if you're badguy or good guy)
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
or
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

3 - Your super name

4- What do you do?

5 -How fucked are you?

[Adam Rodriguez]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jiang_Shi_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Guess I just don't die when fatally wounded and get blue skin.

>2
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Serena's_Mom?useskin=oasis
Guess I am gonna kill sailor moons mom

>3
Call me corpsteve

>4
Spook and eat people in spooky places like graveyards

>5
Can sailor moon kill chinese zombies?

[Connor Moore]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internal_Rupturing

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Edie_Reynolds_Fallon

>3
Archembalt

>4
Give her up to the cops or I'll kill her if she's being too much of a bitch

>5
Not very much

[Zachary Collins]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preemptive_Adaptation
>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Boomerang
>3
Not good with names so Adaptoid
>4
Use my adapting powers to visit dangerous locations and solve problems there
>5
Not at all
Also, it looks like my adventures are taking place in Australia considering I'm Australian and so is my villain

[Elijah Robinson]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spell_Casting
>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Willy_Jack_Pickens
>3
Warlock
>5
He's fucked. Really, really, REALLY fucked.

[Wyatt Hernandez]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Razor_Hand?useskin=oasis

Slicing people with hands? Eh...

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Sniper_Wolf?useskin=oasis

In theory, I can kill her, but with her resources she'd never have to engage me in CQC and I do not have Snake's... anything that makes him Snake.

3. I take a Hollywood gimmick and call myself Final Cut.

4. Probably use my hands to get a gig as a sushi chef in Hollywood.

5. Pretty badly unless I can sweet talk her

[Justin James]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Empowerment

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Enchantress_(DC)

>3
Phoebus

>4
I'd either get a special suit that's always shining light on me, or I'd carry a flashlight around.

>5
I'm good, just pass me the C4 and I'll be done by lunch.

[Asher Sanchez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Magnification?useskin=oasis
So basically [Echoes] Act 3, ok.
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Barnacle_Man?useskin=oasis
Haha ok.
>3 - Your super name
「Heavy Hitter」
>4- What do you do?
Probably stick my nose in petty crimes and similar slights against the average decent person. With a particular focus on aiding the bereaved, like last week this widow's husbands ashes were stolen from her rental car. The thief anonymously returned them, and good on them for doing that, but that's what I'm talking about.
>5 -How fucked are you?
Not at all, what's he gonna do shoot water at me? I'll make his hand weigh 100 pounds/50 kilos and yell S-H-I-T as I lose balance from his shitty water ball.

[Brody Hughes]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Cutting
I guess I'm Raiden

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Hand_(Marvel)
Just like in my favorite animes!

>3
Soedgyitcuts

>4
The Hand ninjas have a tendency to ressurrect every time, so..

>5
I'm alright

[Aaron Smith]

>1 powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snake_Den
I can shoot snakes from my body. I love snakes, so this good.
>2 villains.wikia.com/wiki/Alan_Richard
>3 King Cobra
> 4 Become a superhero, and just scare people with my snakes
>5 I think I'm fine.

[Nicholas Scott]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Sorcerer_Physiology

>2
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Da_Möb

>3
Terrorita

>4
Seek to kill heroes to sell their souls to the devil because shit makes bank

>5
I am good, I'm gonna hunt other weaker heroes in this thread to sell on the black market

Like these chumps

[Andrew Carter]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Manipulation
I think I'm a god.

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Vortigaunts
Don't know what the fuck these are.

>3
Arthur Ity

>4
Make the 14th of every month a twilight zone episode for earth.

>5
As fucked as I want to be.

[Grayson Taylor]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Octopus_Monger

>3
I have the creativity of a rock, so I'm going to go with Father Time.

>4
I create a portal through time that leads to the end of the universe itself. By placing it directly in Octopus Monger's path as he's casually walking along, I can get rid of him with ease. Once that's done, I go on scientific endeavors into the distant past to study things that can't accurately be studied in modern day.

>5
Kind of. I have to worry about getting fucked by all the dangerous shit from the past, like dinosaurs, and I'll have to be careful not to cause any sort of time paradox, but other than that, I should be fine.

[Dylan Thompson]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Catbert
>3
The Fixer if I go small time Or The Means if I work towards political domination and the greater good.
>4
I subvert the corporate oligarchy around the world by becoming one of the super rich and then changing production values and social values, creating a benevolent system benefiting the poor and fucking over the corrupt.
>5
I narrowly avoid a couple of well planned assassination attempts and bankrupting him and killing him in self-defense in my manor.

[Aaron Wood]

>1 - Gain an ability.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Door_Projection

>2 - Gain a Rival to fight
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Tyrion_Lannister

>3 - Your super name
Backdoor

>4- What do you do?
I can do the *teleports behind you* shit with less edge and more style, also can rescue people trapped under debris and that kind of job.

>5 -How fucked are you?
This should be easy, just throw the midget into a door/portal.

[Isaiah Edwards]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Descendent_Evocation
Better hope my descendents are awesome.
>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Smytus
>3
The Futurist
>4
Ask my descendents to bring me tech from the future
>5
I think I can manage if some of my descendants are strong enough or/and they brought amazing tech with them.

[Kevin Lewis]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trick_Arrows

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Yog-Sothoth

>3
Drawback

>4
Fire a single arrow into the incomprehensible form of Yog-Sothoth, Nothing happens.

>5
Completely. I'm either pulled into a realm of never ending madness, or he is so disappointed that he just spares me out of pity.

[Matthew Torres]

> Not-Green Arrow vs Yog Soggoth

Holy cow. You're so screwed. Like, why would you pick a fight with that guy?

[Isaiah Martinez]

>1 -
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Conversion
Sounds like one of those can do anything powers.
> 2 - villains.wikia.com/wiki/Sheltem
Holy shit, I remember these games.
>3 - your super name
CONVERSITRON 9000
>4 - what do you do?
Covert shit into other shit.
>5 - how fucked are you?
Not very.

[Sebastian Wright]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Shield_Construction
With training I could be fine, but I'm kinda lazy.

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Grimm_(RWBY)
How can an entire species be my rival?

>3
The Shield.

>4
Play defense and protect civilians till one of the more well suited anons show up.

>5
Depends how dedicated I become to it.

[Aiden Ramirez]

Not so fast user. The OP said rival, not enemy.

And since your hero is Da Möb, your goal isn't to kill lesser heroes, your goal is to be a better rapper than them.

[Adam Smith]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Awareness

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Gwendy_Dolls

>3
Highsight

>4
I guess team up with someone more powerful people and use my enhanced awareness to be a team leader/strategist

Anyone wanna join the Heroes Union? We got dental.

>5
Some sentient barbie dolls shouldn't be hard to deal with.

[Kevin Perez]

Unless of course they injure you by overstimulating you. That is why I, The Fixer, should be the leader of the Heroes Union. Since I am naturally the better strategist.

[Joshua Wood]

Who says I can't do both?

[Oliver Jones]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skin_Hardening
University of Texas, A&M.

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Sandi_Griffin
She's fucked.

>3
Just my name.

>4
Chill out,

>5
Not at all.

[Matthew Scott]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement
Oh my....

>2
I'll do you better, I take two.

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Older_Guy

and

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Sunil_Nevla

>3
Game Over

>4
Blow up the world, destroying every hero and villain in this thread.

>5
Oh, I'm fucking dead. But so are all of you.

Goodbye fags, we had a good run.

[Juan Young]

>Spiritual Flame Empowerment
So the standard D&D Monk.

>Hero: Edgar Frog
Portrayed by Corey Feldman. Kek.

>super name
Lady Mab
or
Mab the Sage

I would have conquered the world with my sagely wisdom by lunch hour.

[Isaac Green]

Sorry, meant

>Blow up the universe.

[Joshua Butler]

How good are you at rapping?

[Nicholas Rodriguez]

>not blowing up the multiverse

Pleb

[David Wilson]

Well I'm assuming I have to be in the universe for it to work, so it's kinda a one shot deal.

[Samuel Cruz]

Care to join a dark sorceress in her campaign to make hella bucks in the underworld?

Belphegor pays big bucks for super souls.

They are even grouping up a bunch of dudes with basically no powers already for us to take:

[Luke Robinson]

In a world of magic, Omnicompetence still transfers to study of magic. I'm gonna fucking constantine your souls into a fucking london station loo.

[Hudson Diaz]

No, wait a minute. I'm going to be the Futurists! If I'm a superhero, It follow that my descendents will also be superhero (preferably with different power). I'm going to ba a super-team all on my own, with myself as the leader/strategist!

[Nathan Miller]

>changing production values and social values, creating a benevolent system benefiting the poor and fucking over the corrupt.
Sounds an awful lot like Communism to me.
Surely you don't advocate for such things, right user?

[Austin Harris]

Not the image I meant to use. This one.

[Joshua Sullivan]

Thats why he is low key a sinestro "hero" and not the leader of the Hero Union.

Highsight here, still looking for recruits. We take anti-heroes and edgelords too if you do it for justice!

[Jace Green]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Embodiment
I'm going with the ALL ENERGY version of this power just because
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Unseelie_Court
Fightan Fairies because they want to harness my power for a magic ritual that will merge the Fearie world and Earth
>Super Name
The Promethean
>What do you do?
Fight crime and apparently protect the world from Fae incursion
>How fucked are you?
I'm not sure. I embody all energy but I'm going to limit myself and say that doesn't include magic so that my primary antagonists prove a threat

Basically I'm a cross between Alan Scott and Spectrum

[David Ross]

Ability: Telekinetic Combat
Rival: some old man from spongebob or Zuko
Name: just my normal anonymous name
What do: I guess, beat up old people and collect skulls- it seems like a good hobby
5: Zuko maybe hard to defeat, but maybe I'll be okayish

[Colton Ross]

Wait a minuet. I just realized, nothing in there indicates it has to be a universe /I'm/ occupying. I find someone smart enough and I could hop through the multiverse destroying all universes that fail to worship me as a God.

After I destroy this universe, obviously.

I'll select seven horsemen to aid me, which will survive the destruction of this universe. Send your applications now.

[Joshua Robinson]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Force-Field
Cool, I guess.

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/God
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Nah, I give up.

[Aaron Diaz]

My ability
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicide
>The ability to kill all life in existence
I assume I'm a good guy since "at least I didn't use chemical weapons"

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_(One_Piece)
Wow, so all life is in the hands of a jobber extraordinaire. Really exciting

[Matthew Roberts]

Can't control magic? Sounds like you are a very viable candidate.

All Energy embodied sounds like that would sell well in the underworld. I'll put you down for a 3AM delivery

[Andrew Collins]

Sounds like you need to join the Hero's Union if you want to stand a chance. Together we can fight.

[William Evans]

Sign me up, I need as many help as I can get to fight GOD.

By the way, I am EVA-01.

[Logan Reed]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Morale_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

hero.wikia.com/wiki/Tohru_Honda?useskin=oasis

3.Shogun

4.Honestly as overpowered as I could make this power be I'd probably never do anything beyond being a bit sleazy by using it to pick up chicks and maybe sell shit or go into corporate shenanigans.

My rival is a fucking teenage girl. Again a bit sleazy but I'm only what five years older if she's sixteen?

[Nathan Butler]

Don't listen to Hindsight! I heard his powers come from a mystical amulet in his ass. You don't need the HU, I heard Catbert manages their HR anyway. Just filter out all omnipotent energy using your forcefield! If you can repel it we could harness your skill and create something to contain and effectively implode god. If you need me, I'll know. Signed, The Fixer.

[Jason Foster]

I thought I still have time, looks like it was too late.

I am now the servant of the GOD and will help the ALMIGHTY to eliminate all beings and create a whole new world ala Human Instrumentality Project.

[Jeremiah Rivera]

>1 - powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Manipulation
Given that my last to pulls from this were Embodiment of Death and Underworld Creature Manipulation, I feel as though the wiki is trying to tell me something. Better go villain on this one...

>2 - hero.wikia.com/wiki/Anna_Karenina_"Karen"_Villarama_Zamora
... and I'm fighting an ordinary Filipino teenager.

>3
I'd make myself into a suit-wearing skeleton like Director Bones and call myself Death, claiming to be the long-delayed fourth horseman. Or something dumb like Skullghast the Deadlord.

>4
Take over the world, I guess. Nobody's gonna stop this shit. Or, I mean, I could harness the powers of the dead to solve crimes as a private investigator, given that my arch-nemesis isn't really a threat.

>5
Not gonna lie, this is kinda one-sided in my favor.

[Owen Lopez]

>Gnome Physiology
Wow I can turn into a fucking gnome. This has got to be one of the worst powers.

>Cogster the hench-robodog from the "Birthday World" episode of The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald.

By day David D. Davidson seems to be your average curio shop owner but by night he becomes the mighty G-gnome. Using his wacky contraptions he does battle against the evil robotic McDonalds dog Cotster for the good of hamburgers everywhere.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hi9mcQNFMb4
>Its a fucking Accordion

I would watch he fuck out of this show.

[Camden Richardson]

youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4

[Caleb Collins]

What the fuck is this universe?

The super hero league is 2 macgyvers civil Waring over a shitty Susan storm, 3 dark wizards, one of which is hunting weak supers, and a fucking gnome fighting a sentient accordion dog.

This is either the best or worst cape universe ever

[Brody Perez]

>Dude using his new power to get laid.
Admittedly what we'd all do but the lack of imagination is staggering.

[Hudson Turner]

Oooo. Okay! I've got it!

I announce myself to the world as Death (the first three horsemen were WW2, AIDS, and the Irish Potato Famine or some shit). However, I have found humanity charming and choose to spare it on the condition it cleans up its act a little.

Then, I take over an American national park and use my undead forces to carve it into my own personal Mordor (call it the Deadlands or whatever) then issue a proclamation to earth: I have taken up permanent residence and will be offering humanity a chance to escape the shackles of mortality. In short, I throw a Street Fighter-esque tournament death game every ten years or so (maybe alternate with the Olympics) and let people duke it out amongst my unliving monstrosities. Maybe fashion myself as a sort of Shao Khan meets Vince MacMahon type type... all the fallen combatants from previous games become fixtures of later ones... Hell, , , and can be my Three Kings if they need work.

[Alexander Nelson]

It's the best

[Isaac Walker]

I don't dream big.

[Austin Sullivan]

Well this was an interesting set of fun

1 - Gain an ability.
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form
Ok, so a sealed form.... what is it that's hiding behind the transformation?
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Attacks
Ok.... guess that works

2 - Gain a Rival to fight:
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Napier_Hoods
Hmmmm, a bunch of hoods. Well, Hoods follow others, so let's see who shows up.
>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Max_Mencken
Wait...what? The Daily Planet has a reporter working with hoodlums to manufacture news? How the hell did I beat that snoopy Reporter Clark Kent to this story?

3 - Your super name
Not gonna make one. I know I suck at it

4- What do you do?
Unravel the twisted plot? Maybe end up getting paranoid if Max is simply a stooge or puppet for someone else....

5 -How fucked are you?
Not badly unless the paranoia sends me into Apophenia....and that's the real question

[Connor Rodriguez]

I feel that I am a big enough man to admit I created the monstrosity based of Cogster the hench-robodog as a joke for my G-gnome friend but it kinda got out of hand. I'm under a lot of stress from EVA-01 whom I am pretty sure died choking on something and thinks is God. I heard some Filipina chick is claiming to know his/its weakness after seeing something in the Deadlands.Anyway I got some more anti-demon runes to carve and I have to stinkbomb the Hero Union. Fixer, out.

[Carson Myers]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Juggernaut_Momentum
>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Spark_Mandrill
>3
Perptetually
In
Motion
Person
>4
I can't be stopped. I'm the...
>5
Pretty sure he's boned.

[Landon Scott]

1- Inextinguishable Fire

2- Vincent from Collateral

3- Inferno

4- I burn him.

5- Not very.

[Thomas Smith]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
1 - powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Damage_Reflection
So I need to get gud at taunting people till they attack me.

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Phony_Phantom
And I've got the shittiest rival of all.

3. The jackass

4. piss him off, burn down his home, spray deep woods off all over his truck. Slash his tires. The usual.

5. not at all, unless he just calls the cops. Then it might get interesting.

[Ryder Thomas]

The best

[Carson Fisher]

1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Key-Based_Powers

2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Chairman_(Ghostbusters)

3
Key Master

4
Save the world by locking the darkness away

5
Not so fuck. Having powers with keys means I have keyblades and shit.

[Nolan Long]

1.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Scrying
apparently i can talk to plants

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Alexander_(Murder_Party)
i don't really know this guy but it says that he's like manipulative and evil

3. Vinewave? Vinewhip?

4. Seeing as both me and my rival aren't exactly 'super'. things could just play out as murder mystery style where i do my best to pin all these murders on my villain.

5. my biggest problem would be trying to pin the murders on him. most likely i already have a lot of plant witnesses, but that can't really hold up in court. so i gotta be the very best, like no one ever was

[Kevin Powell]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orifice_Invasion
OH MY GOD

2. hero.wikia.com/wiki/Drake_Parker
HAHA WTF

3. THE SODOMIZER

4. i forcefully enter the anus of anyone who tries to get in my way of world domination!

5. EVERYONE IS FUCKED OR WILL BE FUCKED if you catch my drift

[Christopher Fisher]

1) powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weight_Manipulation

2)hero.wikia.com/wiki/Ardeth_Bay

3) Dunno. Heavyweight? The Scale?

4) I guess I'm a superpowered graverobber poking my nose where I shouldn't. I f I want to be really cheesy I can dress up as Anubis and blather about heart weighting.

5)Not much. Yeah he's a badass but gravity's got my back, and nobody fucks with big daddy G. Plus I wouldn't try to mess with other superheroes/villain except maybe the 3 wizards or those with valuable artifacts I can steal.

[Wyatt Stewart]

Alright, lets get this started.

My Ability - powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Moon_Blocking
>Power/Ability to: Block the moonlight in the sky.

And with my mighty power to control the Moons lightswitch, I fight:

My Rival: villains.wikia.com/wiki/David_Lindhagen

>Guy that the protags wife cheats on him with until he eventually gets him back.

I may not be the most powerful superhero out there, but matched with a villain my level I can certainly mete out justice.

Fucker gonna take someones wife on a romantic, moonlit stroll? NOT AMYMORE MOTHERFUCKER

Wandering your apartment at night, navigating by moonlight? I'll wait until you're the farthest away from a lightswitch and BOOM, STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A DARK ROOM MOTHERFUCKER.

Take her out during the day? To a park? I got nothing.

[Jayden King]

power: powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Microwave_Generation
>User can project microwaves, electromagnetic waves with wavelength between that of infrared light and radio waves, with uses ranging from communication, radar, heating, etc.

villain: Papa Lazarou
>a guy in blackface from some british comedy show kidnapping people
>youtube.com/watch?v=s2F4ZWTjwTU
kek

super name: cyclotron

what do you do: i just wait for the authorities to arrest my "villain" who clearly is just a deranged homlessguy as subtle as a white man with black face can be.
otherwise i just go trough the city and melt the faces of some criminals as well as developing some tech, so i can better use and harness my powers

how fucked are you: absolutely fine, as long as no one finds out about my powers and wants to experiment on me

[Josiah Smith]

These threads always remind me how retarded that wiki is.

[Christopher Ortiz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrosion_Manipulation
I... don't think stabbing people with rusty pieces of metal is a very heroic power but I can make this work.

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Anak_ng_Dilim
I've got absolutely no idea what this guy is even supposed to be and the description is of no help, but I guess even philipino vampires don't like it when you give them tetanus.

Rusty. Just Rusty.

I use my amazing ability to corrode and manipulate metal to smite evildoers like only a giant mass of oxidized steel can.

I'm pretty fine I guess. Maybe a bit confused by my unknowable opponent but I can manage.

[Wyatt Lewis]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Manipulation

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Susan_Huckabee

>3
Master Midnight

>4
I'm a thief. Robbing banks is pretty easy but I have no interest in hurting anyone.

>5 Not very.

[Lincoln Rivera]

You could also gain some extra cash by de-corroding old metals!
& are partners.
You could generate false messages and fuck around a lot with enemy bases. We may need you for the ADMI (Anti-Dark Magic Initiative). You also could probably power a suit using those microwaves.

[Bentley Bennett]

1. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gun_Protrusion

2. villains.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Raimundo

3. Call me Hand Cannon

4. Try to not fatal wound anyone i am fighting and always end up getting pulled aside at airports.

5. Should be able to handle it

[Jackson Lewis]

You're dealing with a supernatural martial artist, I feel like you would have to form some high power incineration beams to take him down, Hand Cannon.

[Jackson Reyes]

1 powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Plane_Manipulation
So I'm basically Doctor Manhattan?

2 If I was the hero, then the villain would be villains.wikia.com/wiki/Gretti

Alternatively, if I were the hero, I'd go against hero.wikia.com/wiki/Cortana

3 - Your super name
God Molecule or something?
4- What do you do?
Build, transform, play around with the laws of physics, probably advance humanity to a golden age with new technology if I'm in the mood
5 -How fucked are you?
I control anything and everything in this reality, as long as it's physical. I think I'm good.

[Joshua Green]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vibration_Absorption

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Igole

>3
Buckler

>4
I take hits, I guess. I'm a human shield.

>5
I'll be fine

[James Reyes]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Screw_Manipulation
>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Ivy_(Poison_Ivy)
>3
NUTTO KING- no. I don't know. The Screw Up? Screwball?
>4
I screw things
>5
It's unlimited screw works vs. a crazy woman
probably fine

[Aiden James]

>Gain An Ability
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance

>Gain a Rival
>hero.wikia.com/wiki/System_D.P.

>Super Name
>The Masked Man

>What do you do?
Probably petty crimes, really. No witnesses, cause everyone that looks at my 'real face' fucking dies.

>How fucked are you?
Depends on whether machines can look at me an live. I'm probably pretty fucked actually.

[Nathan Johnson]

>hero.wikia.com/wiki/Drake_Parker
HAHA YOU FOOL, Drake has been so thoroughly fucked that your powers have no effect on him!

[Jordan Nguyen]

...

[Noah Sullivan]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lethality_Manipulation
>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Nord
>3
Killshot (yup, I'm going full nineties with this).
>4
Become the lethal vigilante of my city and have fun killing criminals with plastic ducks and see their bullets ricochet upon me.
>5
Not very. I mean, what CAN he do to me?

[Mason Cox]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Field_Projection

villains.wikia.com/wiki/Josee

Terraformer

I guess I terraform

I can handle a bitchy ice skater.

[Joseph Scott]

You could be one of the only people to deal with

[Brody Adams]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Mimicry?useskin=oasis
I guess I'm a slime girl

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/The_Fat_Man?useskin=oasis
A fat crime Lord. Nice, looks like my story is pretty basic in that aspect.

>3
Call me Hella

>4
Fight crime with a hero team and try to integrate into society despite being slime. I got a snazzy catchphrase too. "Don't do the crime if ya can't beat the slime!"

>5
Well I'm sure a crime Lord can come up with some way to get me like liquid nitrogen or something, but on the day to day basis I'm good.

[Eli Martinez]

Oops I meant Jella.

[Camden Thomas]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnilock
Oh my this seems quite powerful. i'm basically nietzsches wet dream.

>2
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Chompy_Mage
A wizard with a handpuppet and a bazooka? I've gotta admit don't feel all that intimidated. He is pretty adorable though so i might keep him around.

>3
Ultra god?

>4
I guess i'll do whatever i want forever? Maybe bookclub with the other elder gods every other tuesday and the weekends i'll spend on provoking mortal champions to dedicate their lives to my destruction.

>5
I suspect i'll be just fine until ultimate immortality ennui sets in at which point i guess i'll go beaucoup cuckoo and start messing up reality.

[Ian Hill]

you can't really do anything, you just get to exist outside of existence. Sure you are immortal and indestructible, but outside of that, you're just a normal dude. Not like you can beat someone. I'd say your best bet is to be a master theft.

[Brandon Green]

when you look at the applications it basically says i'd be immune to all the laws of reality.

So either i become a god or else i am just sapped into a completely empty room outside of eternity. However since none of the examples are described as the latter i'll assume that i get godified. It's kinda silly though so i'll just reroll instead.

[Nathaniel Young]

>nostalgia inducement
>fighting the Jerseydevil

I AM ROSE TINTED GOGGLES MAN

WATCH ME HELP HOLLY PRODUCE ANOTHER NINJA TURTLES MOVIE AND DEFEAT THE EVIL DONKEY-CREATURE-DEVIL WITH SUICIDE AFTER BEING EXPOSED TO A LONGING FOR RETRO SHIT

[Luis Rogers]

So whats the lineup looking like now?

>Hero Union
(fixer)
(Highsight)
(G-Gnome)
(Russty)
(Jella)

>Death Sorcerer and Friends
(Terrorita)
(Director Bones)
(Big Daddy G)

Looks like good is fucked

[Jeremiah Fisher]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Platform_Creation
I guess it's kinda like telekinesis only with some severe limitations.

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Four
oh shit 4 singing and dancing leopards!

>3
They shall know me as "Shining plateau"

>4
By day i'll be an expensive window-washer that only takes the most risky and impractical assignments. By night i'll be at home, no reason to mess with a good thing.

>5
If the leopards sneak up on me while i'm on the ground i'll be pretty fucked and if memory serves me right they are also quite prodigious jumpers. Basically i'll have to be constantly on the lookout for moving shadows so that i can make a platform and lift myself out of their jumping range. Depending on their ability to navigate cities without being discovered and shot by the government, my chances of surviving their assault might be pretty poor.

[Mason Miller]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rainbow_Generation
Literally the gayest power....

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Lei_Shen?useskin=oasis
Christ Almighty this isn't even fair

>3
Fabulad

>4
(Try to) survive.

>5
So very very fucked. I might live 1 may 2 encounters by rainbowing the enemies eyes and fleeing, but other than that I'm proper fucked by a storm wielding warlord with armies and magic.

[Alexander Collins]

Fabulad use your powers to summon a horde of celestial lesbians!

[Aaron Hernandez]

I'm willing to switch side if you give me enough money and are willing to close an eye on some occasional graverobbing. Just call it "alternative archeology".

[Gavin Anderson]

Fret not! A new hero joins the League!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pestilence_Manipulation
What? That's not a hero power!

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Father_Christmas_(Rare_Exports)
And I want to kill Santa Claus?

I'm the worst hero ever am I not?

[Ayden Myers]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lifeless_Body_Creation
somewhat less useful without the ability to transfer a soul or brain into the bodies.

>2
villains.wikia.com/wiki/Prissie
This bitch is trying to ruin my parties!

>3
corpsemonger

>4
I guess i can make society a better place by producing donor organs on the sly. Naturally i'll also have to spend some time managing my sorority to make it the best on campus.

>5
If prissie goes too far the police will get an anonymous tip about a murder and find the corpse of a mexican boy in the basement of Prissies sorority. She will most likely not be sent to jail since she's rich, but her social life is going to take a hit.

[Ethan Turner]

worst hero you say? That sounds like a challenge for...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kinship_Manipulation
Captain incest!

Villains better make amends or i'll turn their parents into siblings and retro-actively turn them into mongoloids (or just susceptible to a wide array of congenital diseases)! If i'm in a good mood i'll just turn them into my siblings so that i know they got raised to be good people.

However i am going to need all the brothers in arms i can get in order to take down...

>villains.wikia.com/wiki/Volcano_Mask_General_Magman

the napalm shooting madman Volcano Mask General Magman!

[Adrian Sanchez]

You have invisible woman powers basically, just form several platforms around them that are air tight and suffocate them. Boom, fixed!

[Hunter Gutierrez]

>1
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bionic_Physiology

>2
hero.wikia.com/wiki/Jeanette_Miller_(Live_Action)

>3
Automaton

>4
I'm a cyborg who just wants to make the world better through technology, even if it means getting my hands dirty. Most people see me as a villain.

>5
Not at all as far as I can tell.

[Joshua Lee]

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