ALL HYPE DEAD

>ALL HYPE DEAD

What the fuck happened?

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I cummed.

Ugly brown people don't sell.

Would have gotten a bigger following if it was about baby moana. Or at least better porn.

It's a boring movie setting - they spent the majority of the time out at sea on a raft.

Little girl's dreams don't involve overlong fishing trips with ugly oafs while wearing drab clothing.

And at the end of the day these "princess" movies have to sell themselves to little girls.

Watched it, enjoyed it, over all great movie and music. Not much to talk about since we've talked it to death by now

The ocean spirit should have had a bitchy daughter that went with Moana and Maui, that way there could have been the overabundance of lesbian shipping that kept Frozen going for years.

Movie just wasn't that good. These kinds of quest adventures work better on mini series, to me. Just two hours or so to hit three spots, get some edge and a revelation and save the world feels rushed as hell.

It's the Pochahontas of modern Disney; more and more people are starting to get fed up with their new-age formula and crave some experimentation again.

>All hype dead

What does this even mean? How would there still be hype for a movie that came out 5 months ago?

Fuck off pedo

There was hype?

The only reason it had traction on Sup Forums was because a bunch of niggers wanted to fuck a crab.

They didn't even want to fuck the CRAB. They had to turn him into a human first.

Will Smith says otherwise.

>>ALL HYPE DEAD
>What the fuck happened?


Hype is for before a release, not after.

And yet this is by far the most praised modern Disney musical?

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Commercials suck ass. Compare the trailer for Moana to Frozen and it's glaringly obvious.

Also the demigod looks disgusting and acts like a dick in the commercial

I still wanted to fuck the crab.

I dunno how I would have done it but I know what I want.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKFuXETZUsI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzfXQSPBOg

>niggers

Stopped reading right there

>the 3D bluray is sold out everywhere and being scalped for triple the price

I guess somebody wanted it really bad or else they only made five of them.

maui is such a fucking mongoloid and i can't stand to look at his face for any longer than necessary

Because niggers can't read.

I love this post

But it sold as much as Tangled

He's supposed to be unattractive according to legend you mong

Moana would have done better if it were 2d.

Now if we all think very hard, I bet why making one of the protagonists difficult to look at for a movie would be a bad idea

> a bunch of niggers want to fuck Jemaine

Fixed

Found the cancer.

>Tangled
Budget: 260 million
BO: 591 million

>Moana
Budget: 150 million
BO: 638 million and is still making money

Tangled fags BTFO

>Posts this garbage that has nothing to do with anything
>Actually thinks Polynesians are black

Fuck off retard

Fuck off, Maui is great

Maybe no picking a god known for being an ugly notherfucker would have been smarter in terms of sales.

In march they were playing that how far I'll go song over and over in Ikebukuro. Guess it's popular in Japan.

Nah, I can respect Disney more this way than if they made him some handsome prince and completely disrespected the source material

And akihabara, and harajuku. Hell, they are even having a hawaiian themed concert along with lilo & stich.

Yeah Japan loves it

Disney is probably more popular in Japan than America. Pretty much everyone loves Disney. I teach high school, and many students have Disney merch.

awesome

>What the fuck happened?
No handsome love interest, or even handsome guy in general for fan shipping. All you had was Maui and her dad who were too bara. Maui wasn't even good for a bara.

Japan loves sucking Disney's dick.

Japan also fucking loves Hawaii. Moana was a slam dunk.

Ngl, I bet disney and nintendo were very pleased with the timing of each other's releases.

What's its name in Japanese? I don't know the word between Moana and Ocean.

Personally it just looked like generic, boring island shit. Same reason I avoided films like Home on the Range and Spirit.

God damn

Disney blew their load in march.hy they released two movie in same year??

It was paid shilling. This movie was always second rate.

Heard the VA singing How Far I'll Go while my mom was watching Dancing with the Stars today.

「伝説」 pretty much means "Legend"

So it basically translates to "Moana and the Legend of the Sea."

Oh, that's how you were densetsu. Thanks.

THICC

*Why

*how you write

THICCC

after Frozen anything less than a billion is a failure.

Something similar to this one:

Ahem.

Brave was shit, Moana was good

Japan has a boner for anything Disney, no surprise here.

Brave could have been epic if they hadn't rewritten the shit out of it.

Dat Celtic mystical atmosphere in some of the scenes was so good. The story really let it down.

What the fuck is that?
Thats not how he looked!
He was way cuter

It worked for Beauty & the Beast.

hawaiifag here
Polynesians are literal cannibals
>"This is a continuing problem with white people never understanding the depths of the Hawaiian culture. It was a civilization, not tribes, not primitives, not savages, not cannibals, although they did eat human parts."
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>Polynesians are literal cannibals
>not savages, not cannibals

Whoa

>not cannibals
>although they did eat human parts
What did they mean by this?

how does eating human parts not make you a cannibal?

WTF is this?

>I've stayed out of the current Hawaiians-Only election thread
hahaha what!? wtf is happening in hawaii?

MOana is the sexiset animated girl ever.

frozen got talked about long after because it was easily split down the middle of people who worshiped the movie and people who saw it as garbage, so that built a decent amount of a life to its name even if it wasnt all positive

Moana was just okay, it wasnt bad, it wasnt spectacular, it had its moments, it's a perfectly *fine* movie, and that's where it stays

Indeed

>Sup Forumsmblr meme
stopped reading there, maybe if you browsed here for five minutes you'd realize the only boards the sperg out about sjws more than Sup Forums are Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

they don't call it the first COOK out for nothing

It could have been a form of endo-cannibalism, where human parts were consumed only of the community, and only coming from the community, and for religious or ritualistic reasons, which isnt all that uncommon actually.

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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There is a clear White Ceiling™ with Disney movies.

If the Disney Princess is not White, it doesn't mean the movie will fail, but it does mean that its success will be finite and have minimal longevity compared to those with White Princesses. The only reason Disney does minority princesses is to do tie-ins with its various resort properties (for Moana, see Aulani Resort in Hawaii).

Why don't you like sand? It's soooooo SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!

it is
they thought bones had mana in them

wtf just chug a mana potion you assholes

How do you want your Moana?

Aggressive Top
Submissive Bottom
Shy Top
All Fours All The Time (AKA The Motunui Way)

boil the bones and make mana potion

S H Y T O P
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The mana was considered to be in the bones, so the bodies of high ranking individuals were cooked to remove the insignificant flesh, before preparing the all important bones for their final resting place by wrapping them in kapa.
go take a Hawaiian history class

It was a joke you humorless chucklefuck

Is there any Moana/Bionicle art yet?

>I am Moana of Motunui
>I will ride your cock
>no, no
>I WILL ride your cock
>yeah that's good

>If you can talk, you can teach
>Cock-riding, Lesson 1
>*hops on cock*
>Hit it!

What was the story before it got wrecked?

Why would there be Moana/ bionicle art?

She seems like an aggressive top

Early Bionicle stuff was heavily influenced by polynesian language/culture before the Maori got pissed and sued.

You are like a baby. Watch this!

>go take a hawaiian history class
Wow, if ever there was bitter history major working at starbucks it would be this post.

>doing worse when considering inflation
>btfoing anything
I hate them as much you do, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Culminative inflation has been 3% between Tangled and Moana

Its a very safe traditional Disney product, the plot goes the exact same way as it did in their other previous movies. And predictability can get tedious.

Disney has stopped being a pioneer of its craft, they release only safe "princess products" these days with pop songs and tons of princess merchandise for the little kids. Only thing new they really bring to the table with each movie is better 3d effects and physics engines. Frozen was a boring mediocre film but theres no denying its snow physics really were amazing.

Maui should have been more youthful and less grotesque, his magical fishhook was cool when used properly.

Noice.

Beast was handsome....

For a furry.