Just seen TLJ...ask me anything

Just seen TLJ...ask me anything.
>It was terrible

at what point did you realize it was actual garbage?

Not OP, but for me it was the casino planet. Just fucking awful and unnecessary, what the fuck was Rian Johnson thinking?

Talk about the slave boy at the end of the movie and wonder why the fuck didn't he say anything to Finn?

Not OP but started having my first doubts when they dragged on the "Holding for General Hux" joke really far.

Then dropping bombs in zero g onto a big stupid star destroyer.

Realized it wasn't going to get better once the vegas planet happened.

He was thinking he was wanting to make something like the prequels. The casino scene was the most prequelistic thing in the whole movie, that and the retarded kids at the end.

>they dragged on the "Holding for General Hux" joke really far.

THIS, so fucking hard. This is Whedon-Avengers-DowneyJr-level humor at its worst. It had no fucking place in a Star Wars film.

did you think it was as shit as I did?

i was very disappointed by the movie but in defense of the bomb bit, the bombs were dropped while in the ships gravity and passed though it at speed. The asian chick was still affected by gravity and could breathe, the bombs were released in that atmosphere which kept their velocity going downward.

This. Early worrying signs were:

>Opening General Hugs/momma joke. WTF is this, Antman?
>*throws lightsaber over his shoulder
>testicle titty milk
>random diversity quota extra reaction shots everywhere

But the casino sideplot felt straight off Attack of the Clones, except shittier and with the muh politics upped to 11. The slow-ship-with-no-fuel sideplot was just as bad: a giant plot hole clusterfuck.

What is the milk scene people are bitching about with luke?

le blue milk for the next generation

LE GREEN MILK!

Luke walks up to a big fat green bipedal cow person and pinches its huge fucking tit to fill up a gatorade bottle with this green milk. He chugs it and makes this face at Rey like 'dafuq you looking at bitch?'

possibly most kino part of the entire movie

So did jj Abrams not do this one? I thought he did but now I am confused?

Except it had none of the visual creativity of the prequels. It was literally just a regular casino but with CGI aliens. I'm not a fan of the dialogue and story of the prequels, but they blow the sequel movies out of the water as far as art design goes.

Is Rey still an unlikable waste of space?

Hi George, this is all your fault for selling out to fucking Disney

I JUST WANT TO FUCK MY BLACK WIFE AND GIVE MONEY TO CHARITY NOW

IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT ACCEPTING MY MASTERPIECES

Not OP. Hated her in TFA, liked her here. Wish she had more flaws to make her more likeable, she was a bit overpowered at everything during her “training”, that end scene would have been a lot more impressive for instance if she had struggled the whole time with using the force to lift rocks, but afaik she was always pretty good at moving shit.

the opening

When laigh got blasted out the window and then used the force to suck her self back in.

YES

luke drinks tit milk.... it had literaly no point

no

When we saw the sea animal's tail splash back into the ocean. Every frame is so dense so fuck a story

What matters is that you paid money to see it, stupid goy :)

She gets even worse. her point in the movie has no point other than she was in the previous movie. Her parents are no one.

whats your home address?
whats your real name?

Fug I noticed that too and had a very similar thought

Glad I wasn't the only one

OP here again. First scene Luke is in, leaves off when Ray finds him and hands him his saber. He grabs the saber and throws it over his shoulder. Thats how fuckin dumb this movie was. right fro the get go.

>The director
>The writers
>The disney kikes
>the dumb femcunt producer

it was just a giant piece of shit from the start and there is no way it would have turned out good because none of these hacks care about the star wars series.

They killed off all the old characters just so they can rewrite the entire lore with this diversity inclusive nu-starwars garbage where everyone is force sensitive.

The only thing missing from this garbage was a musical.

i think its monaco planet cos the high stakes gamblers wear tuxedos not camo shorts

Fuck... I thought you were just being the same edgy assholes as usual, hating on everything. Then i saw this... piece of shit, and actually missed George Lucas. And i hated the prequels, like any normal human being would. But this TLJ... the titty milk, the super leia, the porgs. Shit, they could have done SO MUCH with Star Wars, yet they give us this marvel tier trash. If you haven't seen this ...flick, save your cash and go see Blade Runner.

Well I just couldn't wait to get home and start the thread. I had read others before I went to the movie, some good some bad. but sadly it was true. Beginning to end it was terrible.

From leigh floating, luke drinking tit milk for no reason, the comedy sketches they randomly threw in, which destroyed character archs, to luke throwing his lightsaber over his shoulder, I could go on and on and on scene after scene. It was bad.

SOME things were ok. Like puppet yoda. Thats literally it.

The prank call to Hux at the start of the fucking movie

Just finished watching it. The exact moment I realized it was shit was just before half-way into the movie when Luke described the scene where he turned his lightsaber on with Kylo. At that moment Luke lost all credibility and I lost all interest in anything that happened to any of the characters, I watched the rest out of inertia. I can forgive superleia. I can forgive kamikaze pilot which breaks all previous shit that's happened. I can forgive titty monster, Luke being a fucking failure, porgs, all that shit doesn't get to me. And as hard as it is for me, I can forgive the jokes which come at a much higher frequency than in any of the other films. Ruining Luke is unforgivable. I can't forgive Snoke ripping off ROTJ with "watch as we destroy the rebel fleet". I can't forgive ripping off ESB with "not-Hoth." I can't forgive the unnecessary casino planet, EXCEPT for the setup, which I thought went well, I was predicting scum and villainy, got classy dudes, a moment where I said thanks for understanding the expectation and reversing it. The whole "who are Rey's parents thing" is going to pan out exactly the way Snoke did, Rian didn't know or care enough to think about it so JJ will either make up another asspull or never/barely mention it, most likely the latter. Also, that fucking cave was ripped off from ESB with Rey's face instead of Luke, bullshit.

The audio is worn out at this point. There's only so many times you can use the same four tracks with different variations before I want to kill John Williams. The visual direction is serviceable, but it doesn't need to be, I didn't get dizzy during the fights, so that's a plus, visuals were good.

Nothing makes sense though. 400 resistance fighters? That's it? I could get 400 larpers to show up at my school for a weekend. Star Wars was the myth of our time. It's been destroyed. I would be lying if I said I didn't care.

And let's not forget how we STILL have been given zero hint about how the fucking Republic could fall to what amounted to the SW version of Sup Forumstards in Nazi cosplay. You can only be treated to the tired cycle of "Good guys win, bad guys win, but no, good guys REALLY win this time (ROTJ), no WAIT...!" before you just don't give a shit. Because no matter what kind of victory they'll likely pull off in Ep. IX, you know it can easily be undone by the Really New New Order. Yawn.

I started sensing something wrong right when Ray and Cherie broke down Luke’s door. The milk tit thing too.

Yeah this movie is so bad it’s comparable to me3. There was a dumb kid in that games story too. Also a different kid at the very end who looks up at space in almost the exact way. Also fans have begun to think of ridiculous theories and mental gymnastics to add in stuff or try make it seem deeper than it is lol. Just like me3.

This is a hilarious debacle.

>Luke goes into his nephew's room and wants to murder him because he felt the temptation of the dark side in him.

>it's supposed to be the same luke, who tried to bring back darth vader to the light, darth vader was a sith for 20 years did a lot of evil things, yet luke believed he could change, there is stil enough good inside him, to turn him away from the darkness
luke was right

so disneycucks please explain me, how does it make any sense,that luke considers even for a second murdering kylo, who is just a 17-18 years old kid

for me that was the point i can't accept, every other issue is a minor nitpicking compared to that coloossal failure in understanding the characters.
the writers cearly don't care about the world

Does Leia really flies like Superman because "Muh force"?

>the visual creativity of the prequels
looooool

Yes. And the scene is a literal ripoff of Snyder's Man of Steel.

Or BvS, whichever has the Superman resurrection on space scene.

she get blown out the ship and after 5 minutes of screen time, wakes up in space and uses the force to fly back into the ship....

Yes she does, So cringy.

I actually agree here. The writers REALLY wanted to tell the story this way and they didn't give a flying fuck about what the other movies said about some of the characters they used in this movie, thank god it is over for the Original cast.

Watch the original trilogy, then watch the Ren murder scene, then watch the original trilogy again, then murder scene, original trilogy, murder scene, original, murder... I just can't the life of me see how this is Luke. I get he might be bitter or grown as a person, but that's just not Luke.

Audience score of 56 fucking %.

Yet the critic rating is 93%? What are some review sites you can trust?

This.

Not OP but for me it was when Luke tossed the saber aside. That was when i knew it was going to be a shitshow

I loved how some normies review sites didn't give out a score because they knew audience will not like it and didn't want to give a positive score to a movie that will be criticized by audiences.

>When you finally get to see the real Luke for once when he talks to R2 and then you get more garbage Luke afterwards
It hurts. It really does.

no, no, no, you're supposed to watch the original, then buy tickets to see TLJ again, then watch the original, then buy tickets to see TLJ again, then watch the original, then buy tickets to see TLJ again, then watch the original, then buy tickets to see TLJ again, then watch the original, then buy tickets to see TLJ again, then...

Is this at the very beginning? Do you know what time it happens at approximately? I got the camrip from cripplechan which is missing the very beginning crawl and I don't remember this call

as someone who didn't care for her at all in tfa, rey with her hair down was surprisingly cute

that was really weird and there's no explanation for it other than another scene where she uses the force which we just have to assume she was able to do all along

>t. brainlet or haven't watched the movie
He felt darkness in him, went in and scanned his mind, upon feeling the darkness of Vader 2.0 he instinctively drew the lightsaber then immediately felt like a piece of shit

When kylo and rey didn't say fuck and made their own path. This was the last chance the movie had for an interesting twist and a sort of new unexpected turn. After this they went back on their word of "balance" to lmao jk only dark and light and dark is always ebul

Did anyone else think something was a bit off with the opening crawl? My heart sank at the prank call though. Probably the point where I lost all hope was SuperLeia

Or maybe they hated it too but were afraid of the mouse

Luke would not consider striking at Vader 2.0 except in defense of himself or others. Kylo was fucking sleeping. There is no argument here. Please stop posting.

Some give out REALLY positive reviews to this shit while others didn't with shitty excuses and others just lie that they didn't watch it.

I have never seen this type of behavior before. Is like some knew this movie was going to be shit and didn't want to say so openly in the remote chance audiences actually like it.

That fucking bit where he gets blasted by the AT walkers. When he emerges from the smoke cloud and flicks off something from his robe with a grumpy look on his face. That was more Master Shifu from Kung Fu Panda, than Luke.

Actually liked TLJ quite a bit however yeah there were some fucking stupid parts:

>Super Leia flies through outer space
I thought they’d just make that scene Carries last and send her off

>Entire casino planet sequence
Muh politics and muh 1% = evil hard af work here

>Snoke just dies, no mention on his backstory
The fucking worst part imo. Did he take over the remains of the Empire because...plot? How did he build the First Order? Or are they saving that part to milk us in another film?

>Very little Mos
In a movie that has diversity everywhere, why does Mos have a two minute cameo? Actually liked that character a lot in TFA

>Tit milk
Duh

The really NOOO reveals in this movie are actually just things that Kylo says. He's narrating about being at luke's academy to Rey, then it goes to a "flashback" which just replaces the words of him describing it because Rey says at the end of the "flashback", no you're lying.
He also says the thing about her parents. There's a plausible case neither of these things happened.

True.

>The Really New Order
Kek’d

Why does it matter who her parents are? No-one knew who Rambo's parents were but it didn't affect the movie at all.

I assume what Kylo says about Rey’s parents was a lie to help his cause of turning her to rule with him. Big reveal in third NT installment?

I pray Disney isn’t that stupid to have one of the biggest and talked about mysteries of the entire NT actually be “oh they were nobody herp derp”

Yeah it felt more like a description of a youtube video. I'm not saying that the opening crawl has ever been a work of art, but this one really felt like it's was written by a summer employee.

The story's fan-fiction enough, giving Rey jedi parents would make it worse.

Because it was a big deal to Rey, unlike Rambo's parents to Rambo.

He didn't strike, watch the movie and stop parroting opinions of shitposters, brainlet
Pic related is you

What the fuck? Someone explain the prank call please...

Because that was all her character was in the first movie. She was waiting for her family that abandon her in that planet. It was part of why she didn't want to leave and wanted to come back, it was the only part of her that actually make her a character and not the mary sue we see the rest of the film.

I'll take all the Star Wars I can get. I love the franchise the OT PT R1 and this new one. Star wars is escapism for me and it achieved that. From when I was just 6 watching the OT in original format to the awesome films now they are amazing stories.

I don't think there is one true star wars fan on this board.

Although I got the vibe from this one that the good guys actually weren't good. They were like SJWs with their rebel alliance.
>Muh oppression
>Muh spark
>Muh hope
And there was the Del Toro bit on weapons trade

>Sup Forums tards
no that was the original empire with pure white genetics
new order has every kind of filth

>I don't think there is one true star wars fan on this board.
If there are you're certainly not one of them.

Was TLJ simply too deep for Star Wars fans?

....Anyone unironically like the film?

It was way better than TFA, I’d say better than ROTJ too.

Does Luke die?

Yes. Pathetically.

No, your taste in movies is garbage. Also shit is better than TFA.