Holy fuck why was this bitch so hard to warch? Literally every scene I just wanted to look away

Holy fuck why was this bitch so hard to warch? Literally every scene I just wanted to look away.

Copy that

it was hard when your mum kept sucking my supercock when i nutted xdxdxdxdxdx

Show me one person who has ever pulled-off purple hair.

She is the sole reason I don't want to see this movie.

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Why is her hair purple? Why?

Uhh... She's literally the epic hero of the movie you sexist

Ackbar should have been the one to sacrifice himself. I was glad this bitch died, she was completely incompetent. I can only assume you weren't supposed to like her, but apparently that's not the case.

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Why didn't she just tell Poe "hey, we're getting ready to go that planet right there. So chill."

Got what she deserved. He asked her how many times what the plan was?

Madam Resistance Leader. Blonde would've been too subtle.

She didn't want to be a hero...? Or...something...? Hated her but if I think if you expected her to be a Sith/Snoke sleeper agent you were played expertly by the filmmakers, which feels rotten imo.

I stand corrected.

what the FUCK

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When did you jump to that conclusion? It was a stupid thing to do and her character did just that, plain and simple, no one asked about explaining plot threads.

There was literally no reason to withhold this information from anyone at this point. The mutiny that followed was utterly just as ridiculous.

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Live From New York!

Honestly i would fuck Laura Dern

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wouldnt want to be alone with her on an island
not getting any milk out of those I tell you what

This. Ever since Jurrassic Park I’ve always had a thing for her. She seems like the hot aunt that you could maybe get at if the time and place were just right.

Wow, great screencaps text on your mobile phone!

I kept expecting her to be revealed as a bad guy. She usurped power out of nowhere and let them run out of fuel with no plan. She shuts down the hero pilot when he asks her what's going on. Then she gets to make a 'heroic' sacrifice after everyone is already dead and uses some lore-raping hyperspace jump to one-shot the whole enemy fleet.

Small titted women should not be seen

she was top qt in Blue Velvet

Who is she? Is she Leia's gay lover? He goodbye scene makes it look like it.

Purple haters BTFO

Look at her pathetic underdeveloped Soybody

>AND YOU CAN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

This fucking reminded me of when some told kylo that Rey's power grew with his. They are literally equating her power to his. I get the whole balance stuff, but it's very heavy handed coming from people haired feminists.

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>Kill ackbar in a random scene
>Gives a literal who his job instead
Well done.

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Reminder that if she fucking told the most seasonsed, veteran commander Leia's plan to sneak to the nearby planet undetected, Poe wouldn't of sent Finn/Rose to that casino planet, who wouldn't of picked up Del Hacko, who wouldn't of made a deal with the First Order to detect the hidden stealth ships, who wouldn't of killed like 75% of the rebellion.

Literally all it took was a fucking sentence "I have a plan, we're going to sneak off this shit undetected, sit down and shut up."

You can't just post OP's picture again dammit!
Wendy Richard was such a qt patootie

This. The whole thing was so fucking stupid it hurts.

>one election was enough to change the whole frame of American storytelling
Clapistan everyone

>ackbar
He's a male. He can't do anything good.

>americucks

Her garmonbozia, gone...

What did David Lynch mean by this?

>tfw Laura Dern is too intelligent for Star Wars

Psylocke

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Why did Luke even bother with the bottle? Why didn't he just wrap his lips round the teet and just go straight for it?

Hey give this lady some credit. Apparently she is literally the only person in Star Wars smart enough to lightspeed a ship to death with another ship. A remarkably effective, near impossible to stop attack that can destroy or incapacitate massive targets with a much smaller resource cost.

Now now, there's such a thing as TOO kino.