Sentenced to the popcorn mines for breaking No Singles Policy

>sentenced to the popcorn mines for breaking No Singles Policy

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>when you realize you grabbed your sister's anvil by accident and everyone is giving you funny looks

Someone photoshop a nice ass on that guy's glasses.

reddit pls go

>you have an important business meeting at the cinema's falconary and mom didn't iron your movie cape
Fucking bitch.

>original Sup Forums meme
>reddit
pick one

someone photoshop the milking scene onto his glasses

LEL FALCON POPCORN MINE LELELELLELE CRAB LEGS LELELLELE FALCON CHOW HEHEHELELELELELE HOLD MY ANVIL LALALELELELELEEL SO RANDUMB XDDD

fucking kill yourself, faggot

>someone
>someone
do it yourself
Sup Forumseddit tourist go and stay gone

I want reddit to leave

i'm pickle rick!! hahaha!

But I'm not good at photoshop and it'd be way too annoying to do in paint.

try it anyway
download gimp
>t. reddit
kinoplex threads are an old tradition.

Sinlges policy? There are places that wont let you in alone?

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When I said I wasn't good at photoshop, I meant I've never used it before and I don't even have it on my computer.
Maybe one day though. Thanks, user. You gave me hope.

reddit

a reddit tradition

newfags OUT
just how stupid are you? Download GIMP, faggot. it's free.
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yeah it sucks. One time I was all ready and I preemptively got my drink and crab legs and as I got to the usher he noticed I was alone and said I couldn't come in. I told him I paid money to see that movie but then he blew the whistle and two men dragged me out of the kinoplex and shoved me down the defective popcorn chute. Fortunately hundreds of corn kernals broke my fall but the cinema goblins that consume them were laughing at me the whole time I got up and walked out. They were all chanting "NO GIRL! NO GIRL!" and I was holding back tears.

So you passed the penis inspection?

The oracle said I may pass due to my pure nature but she was still snickering when I walked by... I think she intentionally did it to tell everyone I was a virgin which seems like a real abuse of her clairvoyance.

You probably tipped her more than $10. She acts nice then.
Once I didn't tip and she gave me a temporary curse of impotencee. The kinoplexxxxxx minotaur found this excruciatingly funny and threw me from my seat "accidentally".
Not a good time, but I got 4 free passes.

>robert is fired

>go to the cinema
>stand behind a couple in the line for the tickets
>"We would like two ticke-"
>"Could you repeat that, please?"
>"S-sure, we woul-"
>"I'm sorry, it's opposite day and thus No Couple Policy is in effect"
>they get shot on the spot and carried away
>it's my turn and I tell the ticket lady that I'm by myself
>inside, after passing the various test, I find the restrooms
>I walk inside and locate the third faucet from the left
>look around to make sure that I'm alone
>half a turn of cold and a quarter of hot
>crab legs comes out
>my accomplice hid them there for me because of the food ban
>quickly hide them in my pocket
>go back in the hallway and head for the screening room
>I'm making sure not to step on any of the red exploding unawareness tiles
>inside I find my seat and sit down
>movie starts
>half an hour passes
>the ceiling fan breaks loose and decapitates the people directly below it
>blood hits the screen and covers up half of it
>sigh for myself as this is the third time this week it has happen
>no point in watching any further so I just play on my phone for the remainder of the movie

>No Couple Policy
kek