Make your own lightsaber

What can you come up with?

Pic related is mine

saberparts.com/#/configure

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mine is the perfect design for balance and power. scientifically crafted to be the most lethal

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yyhhhhh toooyyyys

mine is bigger than yours arghhjaaa

You're the real brainlet here since you can't come up with your own toy.

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they all look the same basically

that looks absolutely retarded