>tfw no patrician bf
Tfw no patrician bf
Ryder Martin
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Benjamin Gutierrez
>top movies your girlfriend wants to watch
>slut fucks some guy
Colton Torres
why are men so pleb
Connor Rodriguez
Silent hero journey boy sounds like kino
Ethan Young
I haven't seen any of those movies
>I drive
Jace Clark
>Boats
Levi Jackson
>boats
THEY LITERALLY DONT UNDERSTAND IT
William Davis
Twitter was a mistake.
Carson Barnes
>Boats
OK that's quite funny
David Lee
>Boats
she's throwin' some fuckin' words around
Jack Hernandez
THEY WILL NEVER EVER UNDERSTAND
Nicholas Thomas
>boats
cant make this shit up
Isaac Stewart
is she getting fucking fresh lads?
Luke Perez
>Boats
fucking roasties I swear
Adrian Lopez
Kek.
We were right.
Also Silent Hero Journey Boy sounds good.
Zachary Scott
>A Slut Saves Her Relationship Status
>Strong Independent Woman 4
>Quirky Independent Woman
>Sex Sex Sex
>Cocks
Julian Sullivan
No, she's unironically referencing Master & Commander.
God, what have we done with our civilization.
Matthew Green
Boats sounds cool
Wanna watch
Dylan Jones
Silent hero journey boy is kino
Jayden Ortiz
I can't find these on IMDB?
Nicholas Young
...boats?
Connor Watson
>Boats
Based Kenny BF
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Carter Martinez
>Boats
MEMES INTO MIRACLES
Leo Powell
my ex gf liked action movies just like me. I was an asshole and broke up with her, now i watch movies alone like a miserable dog
Julian Wright
>boats
what if I want to watch a movie about planes?
Aiden Nelson
So this... is the power....of the female brain.......
Jordan Nguyen
>Top movies your ex-boyfriend is currently watching in peace without a clickbaiting shrill feminist harpy screeching into his ear about toxic masculinity every three minutes
Fixed it for her.
Parker Hernandez
You forgot
>Forbidden engagements in Victorian England
Logan Stewart
Boats?
Aiden Davis
Boats sounds good. Doesn't need a long title, it's just botes.
What if
What if
What if it's a movie of bote bitches.
Jaxson Miller
no one can prove her wrong.
Nolan Collins
>boats
IDS HABBENING
Adrian Williams
Which one is he?
Gabriel Torres
If I translate it into 2017 films I get:
>Silent Hero Journey Boy: Blade Runner 2049
>Fight Fight Fight: John Wick 2
>Boats: Dunkirk
Not sure about the first two though.
Carter Phillips
Rich Boy Hero 4 Saves The President (Himself) by Fight Fight Fighting the Silent Journey Boys off his Air Boat
Christian Bennett
She wrote it in 2015.
Spectre is rich boy hero 4
Silent hero is the revenant?
Fight fight fight is mad max?
Idiot and president I don't know, unless Sicario/Mission Impossible or Bridge of Spies had the president.
No bote movies.
Ayden Wright
Top movies your girlfriend wants to watch:
- Misunderstanding Funny Romance
- Dead Husband, New Love
- YAAAS Queen Slay!
- Quirky Girl Queefs
- Boats
Kayden Richardson
>Idiot and president I don't know
olympus has fallen perhaps? haven't seen it.
>tfw captcha is boats
Jordan Clark
She's not wrong though.
Chase Cook
Battleship?
Connor Foster
That was 2013 but yeah she might have been referring that.
2012.
Austin Clark
Whoops sorry, meant to link you and say battleship was 2012.
The one that came to mind for me was that mid 2000s one from the North East with that perfect storm. Literally wasn't it called that? The perfect storm?
Chase Diaz
...
Gavin Walker
fuckin this
Samuel Cook
>That was 2013
jesus fuck. where does the time go?
Matthew Butler
>He isn't old enough to remember this teaser trailer
Daniel Robinson
Shit I thought it was mid 2000s, not 2000.
Brody Reyes
I kek'd
David Garcia
>boats
>she doesn't want to watch the absolute gold standard Hopkins/Gibson kino
Xavier Diaz
>movies your girlfriend wants to watch
Jason Sullivan
>brain
Thomas Brooks
>blue checkmark
Who's this roastie again?
Liam Miller
powerful
Bentley Lee
someone with a very punchable face
Jeremiah Smith
>1followernodad
This isn't even real is it
Gavin Hall
....Isn't it "brain"
Oh god, now I'm worried.
Mason Wright
>implying women have brains
Oliver Brooks
>does every mistake in the book
>men are at fault
why am I even forcing my heart to beat anymore?
Logan Williams
Well she did fuck a few.
David Baker
>watches Bergman once
I fuckin hate roasties
Logan Ross
>boats
Sup Forums was right again!
Jose Watson
Is that Tora the fucking Tiger?
Mason Brooks
i've never seen a woman with a wedding dress on a motorcycle
what an interesting thing
Charles Nguyen
>Silent Hero Journey
>....
>I Drive
James Butler
I wanna be gay so bad
Owen Price
If it wasn't a movie she wouldn't even be able to hold the motorcycle. It weights probably more than her.
Noah Martin
That's Serval-chan you pleb
Lucas Brown
Silent hero is Mad Max
Liam King
Not even memeing, when I saw this on original release in the cinema, as I was walking out at the end I overheard a woman saying that it was "just a bunch of guys in boats".
Christopher Kelly
eh I've seen chicks on super sport bikes before, rare but it happens.
it's funny though how if you pause the webm you can see that it's a dude in a wedding dress lol
Dominic James
alright roasties, name one good movie that doesn't fit those categories
protip: you can't
Austin Hall
wow what a killjoy
Easton Wood
they dont think it be like it is but it do
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Sebastian Kelly
What's essential /boatcore/ boatbros?
Cape fear, cpt phillips, kon tiki, master and commander... what else?
Bentley Robinson
>Boats
She just doesn't understand
Blake Harris
When Ed awoke on March first he was filled with a self-loathing he could not endure.
"I had no desire to continue living with all the problems that were inside my head."
Unable to make a living, at age 49, Alec walked into the woods near his house and shot himself.
"I have taken my life in order to provide capital for you, it’s purely a business decision I hope you can understand that."
Jace Gonzalez
Pirates of the Somalian Coast
Ryder Reyes
You forgot the most obvious one. Das Boot.
Thomas Richardson
...
Lucas Ramirez
"I have to undergo the constant pressure from auditsis and it's more than I can stand, I just don’t have the energy to start over. I didn’t want to mess up the house so I’m back by the canoe."
Dr. Frank Galveston had his distinguished and productive career. He had a wife and kids; to all the world he appeared to have a rich and happy life. But at age 56 Frank walked down to his favorite beach in Pensacola Florida and shot himself in the head.
"Dearest Samantha, I can no longer endure the pain, I can longer endure the pain, I can no longer endure the pain. We have often talked about when a person's time is up, and mine is now."
Thomas Myers
All my girlfriend wants to watch is dumb shit about sex and dumb sex jokes and DUDE SEX LMAO and also James Franco
Asher Lopez
Das Boot
Bentley Murphy
Also the obvious choice for ''movies roasties will NEVER understand.''
Jaxon Clark
I unironically want to watch some boat movies.
Suggestions?
Jacob Adams
Hunt for Red October
Tyler Turner
lol at the triggered men ITT unable to handle some roast banter
Jordan Cooper
A film named simply "Boats" can't be anything but kino of the highest order
Jeremiah Watson
Just watch Boats.
Jordan Johnson
jaws
Easton Evans
>@1followernodad @Glinner what yer girlfriend wants to see, 1. Miscommunication Romance. 2. Something about Princesses looking for love mobile.twitter.com
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Grayson Collins
>Boats
how fucking dare this dumb cunt, keelhaul this whore
Jace Bell
Hornblower
Lucas Hall
Her boyfriend here.
She's a faggot.
She forgot Cars.
Jason Diaz
gee thanks
Ethan Smith
Thanks my dudes, i know what i'm watching this weekend.
Grasscore is next.
Ryan Sanders
I'd watch all of those before I'll watch TLJ
Liam Martin
Fuck that whore, Boats is a good movie.
Connor Reyes
All Is Lost
maybe you'll like Life of Pi
we need a modern Rime of the Ancient Mariner adaptation
Aaron Thompson
Also forgot
>Trash girl gets to marry a young millionaire
Tyler Murphy
You couldn't let one fucking thread go without mentioning that movie, could you?
Why is everyone on this board so mind-numbingly predictable?!