Good evening, Mr. Torrance!

>Good evening, Mr. Torrance!

H-hi Robert

Can I pay to help you thin out your manlet pits?

Evening, Robert. I'll have the classics.

Promotional Star Wars crab legs and a bowl of falcon feed, please.

>A person of color?

I love the new & improved cut

Ah Robert good to see you back, I hope you enjoyed your holiday.
It's very reliving to see you in charge again, between you and me Jiro was a little weird.

Robert why Is Boyega cut out of the posters?

White man's burden, Robert.

Robert, I want to make a complaint about your coworker Jiro. He was very rude to me and forced me to eat uncooked popcorn!

A nigger....

a nigger cuck...

that's an old photo. Robert's been reassigned with the others now

Not now, Robert... I don't think I care for movies anymore.

Most perfect day

How awful. What did he do to deserve this fate?

but he's been putting raw popcorn into paperbags for 30 years.

I was accused of calling my master a "Mary Sue"

...

We'll get you out of there, Robert. Just hang on.

>You've always been the janitor here

can someone explain the falcon thing to me

so how do I bypass the no singles policy?

>Not taking your falcon to the kinoplex aviary

How else do you secure one of the deluxe anvils?

You'd have better luck escaping from the Popcorn Mines.

Hi, Robert! What flicks, kinos or cinémas do you recommend this fine day?

You could try sneaking in via the popcorn machine's thermal exhaust port, but you'll need a dewar flask suit to avoid being broiled by the heat and some way to bypass the laser beams...

Kept you waiting, huh?

H-he's fast!!

N-NANII?!

I would recommend you avoid the new Star Wars, sir. Everything else that's currently playing as well. It's not a good week for kinos.

>How awful. What did he do to deserve this fate?

Let's take off that mask and see who you really are

Don't chat shit about Robert my dude

I refuse to believe it.
That's not robert. It cant be.

H-HAYAI...!

>It's an user forgets to bring his penis inspection records to the cinema and gets interrogated by the brap mistress episode

...

Evening Bob! How's things?

really gonna need source

>arrive at the kinotorium for my government mandated monthly film viewing
>lines are long, but the cinecops keep a close watch
>finally reach the ticket tank a week later, good thing i brought enough protein cubes and powdered water to keep me alive
>pay 3 months salary for a ticket
>step through the laser sensor grid and pray the instant response turrets dont activate
>finally inside the main building, forcefully led by gunpoint to theshowers
>the hosing was bad enough, but the lye really burned
>after the showers, i make my way to the concession stand to purchase my mandatory snack
>the cheapest thing is crab legs, im allergic to shellfish
>snacks must be fully consumed, as ordered by the high command
>decide to spend the extra money to buy a small popcorn, only $4750
>before handing it to me, the hyper melaninated gentleman working at the stand sprinkles crab powder on it
>i step up to the ticket scanner and present my ticket and id
>im only allowed to watch star wars the last jedi
>ride motorized walkway to theater
>ride elevator up to seating pole
>theater is freezing, frozen blood from sitting on pole keeps me glued in place as it rises
>falcons fly at everyone, screeching and pecking, throughout the entire film
>last thing i remember before going into anaphylactic shock from crab allergy is luke drinking milk from a tit alien
i'll never pay off the fees incurred from reviving me, but i regret watching tlj more

What happens when they automate the mine too?

He could do a pretty good bill gates impersonation

hi nigger!

Robert oh nononononono

W-wow...nice pocket..

BLUE BOARD

D-do they have to be alive?

Just do the test to get a singles card. Though they still do a full body and cavity search when you go.

>My na..name is...
>*sigh*
>Triple cheese extra guac please.

hi r*ddit

The more pain the more tasty

A nigger
A nigger?
A nigger cook

Impossible to believe dialog. Black people with their superior cocks and high sex drive are simply better than wh*te "males"