Why didn’t anyone in Harry Potter consider using their skills to rob the Bank of England...

Why didn’t anyone in Harry Potter consider using their skills to rob the Bank of England, deposit it at Gringotts to become a rich student?

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Why didn't they just use magic to control the world government

because
NO!
HABBEE POBA BAD BOOK

Why didn't they use their magic to pin down and rape hermoine?

Polyjuice potion + obliviate

Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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They probably have undercover wizards at places like that to prevent shenanigans.

Because muggle banks don't contain anything of value to wizards.

Why didn't they just hyperspace into Voldemort?

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>well done slytherin..well done
>however
>griffindor has invested in a diverse portfolio with a 15% ROI and hae used the profits to build a new wing on hogwarts
>i award 10 points

the jew magic was too strong

Money is valuable to anyone

is anyone else sad that there wont be another "big" franchise like harry potter in our lifetime again? its been like 20 years or so and no other franchise has made me get feels like harry potter. talking about books or movies

I have no idea what you're talking about, you can't buy a Firebolt with pieces of paper covered in drawings of an old lady in gaudy jewellery.

There will be but you'll be too old to appreciate it.

because you were likely a child when you read the books and a teenager/young "adult" when they finished up the movies.

Your love for it and durr feels ;_; are nothing to do with the writing and actual quality, but are just there because you remember how you felt when your childhood was magical.

That, combined with the social events these kinds of films have turned into, makes you obliged to love these movies.

Not necessarily true in the Harry Potter world. It seems most of their items aren't valued on the supply of the materials but on the man hours put in to make/enchant the item. Normal humans don't really have any valuable commodities for wizards and their labor is basically useless. Keep in mind that "squibs" or non magic people living in their world are treated as if they are mentally retarded. There isn't a lot normal money could get you.

Uh... don't the wizards use different money than the muggles?

It's almost like the whole series is overrated and inconsistent.

Which is why they’d have to deposit the Pounds at Gringotts and exchange them for Sickles and Galleons

You assume they aren't the jews who just print money

why didn't they drink polyjiuce potion of the hot girl at school then masturbate in the mirror to yourself

MCU

>to become a rich student
So, try a heist while still underage? It's illegal to use magic outside of school until you hit 17.

There already is. its called Rick and Morty

>another star wars thread

Why wasn't there a scene where they used wingardium to look up girl's skirts? You know there would be if it was made in 80's or 90's.

>someone robs the Bank of England
>2 hours later the SAS storm Gringotts and kill everyone inside

Muggles are so cute when they're overconfident

You can't even find it, sweetie.

1. wizard gold (galleons) is a different currency presumably with special imprints and possibly even some sort of enchantment cast on it at the mint to prove its authenticity
2. anyone under 18 has The Trace which would automatically scream to the wizard government "WOW THIS PERSON JUST USED MAGIC AT THIS LOCATION"
3. probably much better ways to make money with magic
4. you'd definitely get caught

>"muggle money is useless to wizards"
>"oh so just give the muggle money to the wizard bank staffed by literal goblins"
?

Gringotts wouldn't buy pounds.

Pretty sure they mentioned muggle to wizard money exchange in the books.

Name one the kids are into these days that's on the same scale

Because the author doesn't care about world building. Wizards would all be date rapists using magic to mind rape muggles and get away with it.

>huge muggle bank in the country where most wizards are from (apparently) gets robbed
>a person with very little money shows up at gringotts soon after trying to trade muggle money for galleons

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no problem here give him the galleons sniffhook

Why didn't ol' Voldy just stab Harry with the Elder Wand?

If they do, then the goblins obviously will have knowledge enough of the muggle world to hear of a bank robbery, and they're not stupid enough to think a wizard would come by stacks of muggle cash on their own when their only real clients would be the parents of children wanting to buy a few books, robes and a wand.

twitter onslaught against JK for portraying date rape drugs (love potions) as comical and having ron being date raped as a funny subplot in half blood prince when?

Why didn't anyone just stole hair from every pretty girl in the school and then made a Polyjuice for all of his friends so he could fuck them?

Only for kids with muggle parents, I assume.

>ah yeah baby, that's so tight, you're so w-
>...Neville?

this. just imagine the number of rapes of muggle milfs

>2
That's retarded

>Harry never polyjuice'd some ugly slut into a hot girl and send her to seduce Malfoy as a prank
Wasted opportunity desu.

why didn't anyone shoot voldemort with a sniper rifle?

Then just polyjuice potion ron and rape him

Good question.

>brew some poly juice potion
>get some Hermione dna and every other qt in Hogwarts
>morph and take pictures of myself doing hot stuff
>get a lifetime supply of fap material

why didn't they use polyjuice potion to make celeb porn?
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is it gay if you and your buddy transform into hot girls and make out with each other?

Is it pathetic if you pay your friend to transform into a girl and then have sex in order to lose your virginity?

HE DID WHAT WITH MY HAIR?!?!!

if you pay for it, yea sort of

>doing hot stuff

when I think about it there would be so much rape in the harry potter universe, all you'd need really are Imperio and Obliviate

>all you really need are two incredibly advanced spells, one of which lands you a lifetime in prison

okay

>are two incredibly advanced spells
how advanced can they be when one gets used by harry without any training (?) or at least not much training and the other one by a complete retard who's unable to do anything besides this one specific spell

>one of which lands you a lifetime in prison
and the rape doesn't?

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Wtf who would use imperio? You'd seriously mind control a chick to give you a blowjob?

Why didn't the Minister of Magic contact the Prime Minister through the magic office portrait and inform him the the shared threat of Wizard Hitler aka Voldemort?

Why didn't the British government cooperate with the Wizard government to hunt down Voldemort?

Why didn't they call in a cruise missile strike on the forbidden forest during the Battle of Hogwarts?

mistborn should be up your alley

>Why didn’t anyone in Harry Potter consider using their skills to rob the Bank of England, deposit it at Gringotts to become a rich student?

Voldermort has all of this kind of bullshit covered.

n-no, just kidding haha.

it'd require you total concentration, spoiling the whole thing for yourself senpai

hermiones parents exchange pounds for wizard chash in the books

because it was written by a woman

Can jews become wizards or that would be too broken?

Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely said. Hermione nodded encouragingly. The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance,' so Hermione dipped his face in mud.

Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly.

"Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eater's heads. Ron flinched.

"Not so handsome now," thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.

***

The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school.

The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and places his hand on its head: "You are Hagrid now."

Because somehow they know if you use magic outside of Hogwarts. Like that time Harry used magic to save his dumb cousin from Dementors and he had troubles from it.

They switched god and low tier on this list, right?

>uses muggle money to buy gold

gold holds value even in wizard world

trade gold for wizard cash

solved

basef

why didnt the wizards back in the middle ages simply subdjugate muggles as slaves?

wizards couldve lived as higher beings, and turned muggles into slaves. they could've lives as gods on earth.

they didnt so now in modern times they couldnt possibly achieve this because humans are now too numerous and muggle weapons and technology are now so advanced they rival wizards powers.

That's only because he was underage, the tracking thing isn't in effect anymore when you graduate

Because muggles are useless and can't even percieve the existence of the lands upon which wizards dwell.

What makes you think they didn't?

Why is there a need for house elves if you can just magic up everything to clean themselves?

Why is there a need for butlers if you can just cook and clean for yourself?

Please don't start a thread about Harry Potter plot-holes, we'll literally be here all night.

Doing that takes time though, but we see the Weasley house dishes cleaning themselves with no supervision so I'm guessing you literally need to spend 3 seconds to cast a spell and you're done.

>polyjuice into hermione
>fuck ron's sister

nice

People like the Malfoys have got better shit to do than bewitch the crockery to clean itself, and you can't magic up a 10 course dinner like proper purebloods deserve. And I suppose you want us to do our own laundry and clean up the peacock shit too? That's work for the help.

As if anyone of breeding would want to live like a Weasley.

Link to some good Hermione/Ginny smutfics?