Lmao Luke got his shit kicked in by Rey

Lmao Luke got his shit kicked in by Rey

>another Star Shit thread

Reminder that "the force is female" is a Nike slogan that has nothing to do with Star Wars and Sup Forumstards think it's an official statement just because Kathleen Kennedy wore a shirt of it.

What in the actual fuck?

If you notice when she grabs the lightsaber and he "fall" to the ground he's actually levitating, ready to pounce on her. He only relax when she let the saber down.

I agree it's stupid she can outmatch him in something she never trained at, but hey, they established she's better at it than any other living jedi during the first movie :^P

No he got pushed back and she stopped his fall out of mercy.

Why are white men so fucking weak

so she was going to kill luke? lol

Reminder nobody cares fuck off retard cunt

>da farc iz femal

He's effortlessly in control the entire fight, you mongs. Have you ever seen a martial arts movie? He's not even trying to hit her. She only rocks him back for a second when she cuts his stick in half with a fucking lightsaber, and even then he's still ready for her.

>character never does anything wrong and overcomes any obstacle in her path
>this is modern storytelling

>being this delusional
He gets BTFO by girlpower

Yes she only let him live because Yoda told her he would kill himself anyway.

>never lands a single blow
>kicked his ass

There's nothing she can't do.

BOW DOWN MALE SCUM

>So mad at a successful movie series that you need to direct several fan fiction movies where you beat up all the popular characters from the successful movie.

THIS FUCKING MOVIE IS BLASPHEMY INCARNATE

Yes let's just ignore all these reviews praising the movie for sticking it to the white patriarchy and for forced female inclusiveness.

Why wouldn't she win? At least she has a history of fighting with sticks whereas Luke only manhandled his lightsaber a few times against Vader.

*teleports behind you*
*holds a knife to your neck*
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