Normies strikes back

It's getting up, boys!

>another Star Shit thread

No.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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disney is too big to fail

looks like the cheques are clearing in the house of mouse!

It's the damage control settling in

Looks like rotten tomatoes HQ got a call from daddy Disney

Not normies, Disney activated their interns to write good reviews after they saw their cash cow tanking hard yesterday.

We can fix this

TO YOUR POSTS GENTLEMEN SOMEONE GET Sup Forums ON THE LINE

>Brave

Should we do something?

>be alvin a
>write a winded user review
>end it by telling people not to trust user reviews

Jesus. These films really do appeal to the lowest denominator.

>I don't fear death... I'm afraid of dying in here, while my RT score burns
>Then make the climb
>As the other movies did
>Without the shills

Mouse can't get away from this.

If you read some of the positive critic reviews they are very very MEH

this

Someone should tell them that they missed the word "powerful", "progressive" and "diverse"

>SOMEONE GET Sup Forums ON THE LINE
This. Unironically.

YES!

>I don't know why tehre's so many haters that show up at Star Wars The Last Jedi "user" reviews.
>maybe there are too many mediocre reviewer nowadays who prefer junk movie like justice league to high quality movie like star wars

Im getting cancer from reading these

>the writing was intricate and thoughtful

>great performance by Fisher

You noticed that too?

Holy shit, the shilling was/is real.

A lot of people who dislike the movie are brainlets too dumb for even disneyshit.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>being brainlet enough to like light speed kamikaze scene

Star Wars """fans""" can't even recognize true kino when it hits them int he face. Why am I not surprised?

>>be alvin a
>>write a winded user review
>>end it by telling people not to trust user reviews

Wouldn't that mean someone else will write a review saying they agree with alvin a saying not to trust user reviews by saying not to trust alvin a's reviews?