>Boys told me they masturbated to pictures of my mom in Star Wars, and I'd run home crying. My mom would say, 'You know what you do? Turn around and say, "Me too." ' That's when I realized that my childhood wasn't 100 percent normal.
How would you like to have Carry Fisher as a mom
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>another Star Shit thread
>I'm Pickle Rick
Is this real?
Carrie Fisher wrote a book called Princess Diarist and in that she says her mom, Debbie Reynolds, said she could watch her have sex and give instructions.
I want Billie Lourd in a metal slave bikini desu
kek i unironically thought she was Abigail Breslin while watching the movie
Carrie was the shit.
That's literally a crime, at least nowadays.
A hot crime
I propaned
Carrie described her step-father's hairy balls at some point.
Debbie also took Carrie to night clubs as a back up singer when she was only 15 and a high school drop out.
It’s sad what people had to fap to before the internet
youtube.com
here's a another one
I'll let you in on a little secret: someone has probably jacked off thinking about you at least once. Male and female.
None of my friends have ever been gay and I've never had a female friend or female attention ever. Nobody has masturbated to me you fucking normalfag.
your parents masturbate to the fantasy of you not being a huge disappointment
>drug-addict tells her daughter to masturbate to pictures of her
Was Sup Forums right about the jews?
Upload a pic of you right now and I guarantee someone will fap to it
I used to post pictures of myself on Sup Forums back when I was a few years younger. Many people have jacked off to me
Just masturbated to you, you’re welcome
Ps I’m a dude
Show us the pics faggot
Post some pls
Yea but Chanel Oberlin is objectively better in every way
>click in a Princess Leia thread
>it's the other Princess Leia
Me too
it was a few years ago, I don't have any pictures anymore
You don't need to be gay to fap to a male friend. I'm straight and mostly fap to my female friends, however, sometimes I like to imagine orgies with my friends, which include my male friends, so, technically speaking, I have masturbated to my male friends before.
Reminds me of the mom in Watchmen who got raped by Comedian and is like "Eh, whatever"
Crime only matters if you are democrat
Down with presi dent orangutan
LONDON
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Know that several people on the internet now have a lower opinion of you because of that post. I hope you're happy with yourself
oh no
So it's ok if I message your friends on facebook with this screenshot huh
t-thanks!
>having friends
You need to leave
Alcoholism runs in the family.
More like Billie Lewd amirite?
>jacking off to people you know
do normalfags really do this?
It would just feel too weird and perverted for me, sexualizing people I know just feels awkward and like a bad thing, like I'm cheapening them and I couldn't deal with the thought of their reaction if they found out
sex is just too removed for me into the fantasy world, I only fap to complete strangers, and don't even look at other people in a sexual way
Keep up the good fight
I kinda already told them when we played truth or dare, just didn't give the details.
those legs
hnnnnnnnnng
>and your other Leia
What are the details?
Now this is a case where I'd say damn, you really are too normal to be here. Like, you're probably married or will be married soon with kids and are just a very regular person.
I fapped to girls I knew from high school and college all the time. It's the best. They're hot, why not?
I've never even fapped to a real person, only anime girls
Maybe not fapped, but I'm pretty sure several women think about me while having sex with their boyfriends/husbands
>your honour, I move that my client's charges be thrown out on the basis that it gives me a super boner
>Being a horrible drugged out mother means you're the shit
I'd be rich as fuck. It would be pretty cool.
Listen cuz I have some SUPER sexy girl friends that I'm never going to get to drill in real life, I deserve to jerk off to them
It varies user, every time I fap I try new things in my head. Use your imagination, you can make literally happen.
As for the truth or dare, I asked a female friend if she masturbated thinking of someone from the group and she said yes. Later she admited she fapped to me. And another girl asked me the same thing and I said that I did, multiple times.
Motion carried. Court dismissed.
I fap thinking about women I work with more than anything else.
Only because they don't wanna shoot their load too fast. Like thinking about your grandmother during sex.
this but unironically
>I think I threw up in my mouth
What a fucking beta lmao. He's gay in real life, right?
Yeah, happens all the time. at least I think so, based on my friends.
t. truth or dare user
>They're hot, why not?
They're real people, I can talk shit about a hypothetical person however much I want, but when you meet somebody and find out they are just like you, a normal if flawed person, that makes a difference for me.
I don't think sexually when I'm near them, because that feels creepy, and I don't jack off to them, because it feels like a step in a bad direction, not a good thing to do, because I know they're a real person
virgin btw, I don't think a normalfag
I wasn't being ironic.
>Not thinking about granny to achieve a faster and more intense orgasm while fapping/having sex
Fucking normies
The only irony in this exchange is that none of you know the correct definition of the word.
Just because you jerk off to someone you know doesn't mean you sexualize them. For example, I have a female friend that irl I'd never date or fuck, but I think she's attractive. Normally, when I'm with her I'm not thinking lewd shit, but sometimes when I fap I think about how hot she is and that's it. After I'm done, everything goes back to normal.
Enlighten us pls
>he doesn't keep a stalker folder for each female he's ever met
>he doesn't save every slightly suggestive picture they ever post
>he doesn't mail each of them a milk bottle of semen every christmas
And yet here you are. Too beta to have asked to fuck. Good lord son. I fucking hate you.
Same, I'd much rather fap to porn of randos or fictional characters
Just feels wrong to even try thinking of a person I know irl unless they're my SO or something
Once I randomly started thinking of a teacher of mine while jerking it and I started getting turned off from the guilt
Yeah. I'm good looking irl and people seem to be attracted to me but I'm too fucking autistic, so I screw up everytime. I'm 20 and still a virgin, even though I had the chance.
Sometimes looks aren't everything.Either way I learned to enjoy being single.
can you fucking Sup Forums fags fuck off?
Billie Lourd knows what's up
>Just because you jerk off to someone you know doesn't mean you sexualize them.
>sometimes when I fap I think about how hot she is
Yeah, I don't want to deal with that cognitive dissonance, especially after losing so much of the moral breaks I think I used to have due to exposure to strangers, the internet etc.
>>he doesn't save every slightly suggestive picture they ever post
Sorry, I'm not a normalfag with a social media account
he was being ironic, he doesn't know either
God damn dude stop talking. Its gets worse. Im not even super attractive and Ive experienced all the raunchy sex I could get. Be an asshole. Hit up a girl. Text her, "wyd?" At 10 tonight
you need to leave
Pros
>rich
>tons of people who want to be friends with you just because your mom was in Star Wars
Cons
>Mom has bipolar disorder and constantly relapses into drug addiction, so you only seldom have a supportive mother figure in your formative years
>Because of your family, you're expected to go into show business even if you don't want to
>Everyone will know you as "Princess Leia's kid" and not as anything else no matter what you do in your life
You sure your on right website?
cringe
Monkeys paw situation but the cons outweigh the pros imo
She still probably has a nice life besides some mommy issues
>being a virgin is somehow a bad thing
>omg I'm 20 and didn't have sex I'm a failure
welcome to the 21st century
>Boys told me they masturbated to pictures of my mom in Star Wars, and I'd run home crying
She's 25. What kind of adolescent boys were jerking it to old footage of Carrie Fisher in the mid-2000s, when they had a whole internet full of porn at their disposal?
Stay mad you fucking virgin
you're either trying too hard to be contrarian, or turn down your autism a little
probably both
Welp I fap to my female colleagues all the time
Me?
>What kind of adolescent boys were jerking it to old footage of Carrie Fisher in the mid-2000s
Around the same and I did just that as a teen. What, were you never a teen or something? We jerked off to anything that looked vaguely female.
Hot
Muh
MILKIES
>there are stories about how she would allegedly fuck people at conventions while in costume/character
>you'll never experience anything like this
>imblying that user wants easy sloots who're only good for sex
Might as well just fap if that's all you're after
>me too
Like masturbating to pics of your mom is okay.
I felt like shit after I began doing it but then I desensitized myself
It’s not bad at all. I guess
That's the point user, a weird answer so they stop bothering her
there are two options user
>it's fake
>you'd catch a bunch of stds
coke and aids, not even once
I masturbated to an old photo of my aunt when she was a jailbait in a bikini once. That's ok, isn't it? My mom was also in the photo but I blocked her out.
I’ve had sex with about a dozen women and had sexy jerk off cam time with a dozen more I knew IRL. More than anything I jerk off to the thought of one of the girls I either had sex or webcam time with.
I can’t be the only one. It’s just not cause you know exactly what their assets are.
Yeah, aunts and cousins are okay.
dumb bitch deserved it.
Hot*
>I can’t be the only one.
of course you're not the only one while doing the most normie thing imaginable, normie