LOL

LOL

>t./fit/

That dont make you gay.

Liking dicks do.

>this guy got to his twenties or some shit before having this moment
Fugg, I was like 12.

Is there any porn of Owlturd's cartoon persona?

I hate the people that like this god awful garbage.

As long as you are not thinking about sucking a dick. You are not gay.

Just because I think your mom looks pretty doesn't mean you want to fuck her.

In b4 Sup Forums tier impotent rage over his comics.

Drawing a muscular man with the world "life" in his chest beating him up for decades has given some clues

#relatable

or do you? ....

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>Just because I think your mom looks pretty doesn't mean you want to fuck her.
t. normie

Had a dream last night where I fell in love with this really cute girl. She slowly turned into a man until, by the end, I was kissing just a generic looking guy with a full beard. I was still in love with him though.


This place has really done a number on my brain....

>As long as you are not thinking about sucking a dick. You are not gay.
And if you did?
Just wondering, haha

I hate this guys comic and how formulaic it is but I seriously do this shit and I have no attraction to men.

I have even tried jerking to gay shit, could not get off, even feminine boys, still nothing.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

I would like to see him fucking blue bear dobson while Ethan from CAD just look at them while doing his Loss pose

Haha good comic! May i share it on r/kotakuinaction?

Have you tried traps? Traps are a good gateway to gay shit.

Non that I've found

That's another thing I've tried, I don't like traps. Dicks do not appeal to me at all.

Admiration =/= attraction

weak beta men and women will never understand this, its why you see them ship gay shit all the time out of stuff intended to illicit comraderie and brotherhood.

And they say men are the ones who only think of sex.

thinking about it isn't so bad just don't do it

>dislikes: bugs
what shit taste

Doin' it's not that bad, just keep your eyes closed and no kissing allowed.

Retarded faggot

>Bear has 5 fingers
>Dobson has 5 fingers
>likes/dislikes hands have 4 fingers
>princess peach sketch has 5 fingers
FUCKING HELL

>dobson is actually a balding manlet

Kissing is not so bad either, just make sure it's not on the lips.

Faggot

I was 21. Boy was that awesome

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He is even more bald IRL, tho. He already is cue-ball mode

Okay, I tried the same.

Nope, cant get off to gay shit. Which is a shame, because I work with people that wnat my dick.

I think you're probably just latently bisexual

But anyway

>those kinds of dreams where your dream-girl is there and you don't know her name but you know you're happy
>you wake up with a sense of melancholy knowing it was just a dream and then a vague memory as the day passes and your dream-memory fades

haha he went to MCAD, forgot about that.

Is he from Minneapolis?

>he was even more autistic 11 years ago
>he had a girlfriend at one point

you just haven't found the right visual stimulation. If you find a trap who can arouse you without the lurking underthought of his penis ruining your erection, then you've found it.

he's married

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You are write down your dreams, you know. You can even turn them into stories.

>Dicks do not appeal to me at all.

Me neither, but dat ass is a good distraction.

>Andrew Dosbon does a great job giving distinct voices to each character and by the time you finish the first volume you'll feel like you understand most of them.

*You can

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

>Andew Dobson does a great job giving distinct voices to each character and by the time you finish the first volume you'll feel like you understand most of them.

>Andrew Dobson has a couple of character archetypes so shallow that after the first volume you know all there is to know about them

>Dobson considers this quote to be a compliment

ease your way into "shemale" porn first

Have you tried Electro Converse Therapy?

I cannot get over the thought of
>I am jerking off to another man
It would literally only work if I was under the impression that I was jerking to a woman. The moment I realize it's a guy, my boner is gone.

I think I'm straight, I just have thoughts of "hey that guys attractive" if I see a guy who's attractive. I don't want to put a special snowflake label on myself so I'll just say I'm a bit of a faggot sometimes.

no and I don't want to. I'm getting the idea you're all trying to turn me gay.

Sup Forumss been gay for a long time, bro
Long before tumblr was even a thing

>tfw gf keeps showing me these comics "omg it's you"

Mostly the depression-related ones tho

>limiting yourself on cartoon porn
For what reason?

This is like the "gateway drug" theory for marijuana.

kissing on the lips after blowing a guy isn't so bad, just don't go on a date with him.

>Mostly the depression-related ones tho
Does she even respect you?

You're straight as an arrow. You just appreciate the male form, it's normal. Stop trying to see if you're bi, you've tried long enough

He's like a shit Ronnie

Jury's out on that, m8

She has shit taste in this sort of thing

Can't forget him and hes LOL I LE DEPRESSION XD comedy

Sarah Scribbles does this kind of humor even worse, at least Sup Forums fixed her

Get to work.

I think I'd kill myself if I went bald.

Full, thick head of hair master race.

Genetic predisposition to early grays god race.

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but the more hair you lose the more head you get.

Not if they're feminine dicks.

But how does liking dicks remove the fact of liking pussy?

I swear you fags keep forgetting the middleman.

A mouth's a mouth. Gay guys will suck straight dick for nothing in return. You could literally watch straight porn, tell them to keep their pants on, and they'll suck your dick and swallow your cum.

t.faggot

Awful. Sup Forums should turn into Sup Forums.

>You could literally watch straight porn, tell them to keep their pants on, and they'll suck your dick and swallow your cum.
Isn't that... A bit pathetic? Are gay guys that desperate for (straight) dick?

I wish women were like that

gay porn is way hotter than straight porn

Really?
I'm a straight broad and I'd never do that.
Sucking a dick is only really nice if you like the person attached to the dick and want to make their eyes roll back into their head and moan.
What's the point sans mutual affection?

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>Unironically getting butt flustered and offended over a comic posted on Sup Forums

You have to go back

All gay guys are just huge sluts deep down

>Are gay guys that desperate for (straight) dick?
A lot of gay guys simply find performing fellatio to be pleasurable in and of itself.

Combine that with the fantasy most gay men have toward seducing the otherwise unobtainable hot straight acquaintance and you guarantee a person who will get more sexual pleasure out of giving you sexual pleasure than you will.

So not so much desperation as fantasy fulfillment and a genuine love of sucking cock.

this thread is pretty gay

As a gay guy, yes.

Straight guys are just natural and genuine masculinity, and I need that. Gay guys just feel like knock-offs.

That's because you're gay.

I thought she dumped him. Guess she's not as smart as I thought she was. That or she herself is too ugly to get a decent guy and settled for the first guy to show her some affection out of desperation.

It's just fun, senpai. I can't really explain why.

Or on the surface.

see
This is your lot in life, heterobros.

Just hit up your favorite homo and let him take care of business.

Its not gay to like dicks user. Nothing wrong with appreciating the atheistic of a nice dick.

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I hate that fucking bear

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>implying tumblr turned Sup Forums gay
how new are you

I said I'll suck dick, I'd just like a little tenderness.
Plus you can drag me along to Christmas dinner so your Uncle Pete doesn't rag on you so hard.
There's no way to introduce your family to gloryhole Gus.