Why didn't Gandalf's hat blow off in the wind?

Why didn't Gandalf's hat blow off in the wind?

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Thats what you have a problem with... really?

Pic related is a city sized dragon

>Nobody in Game of Shills will ever have shit on based Eärendil dropping Everest sized Ancalagon the Black

if you look in a microscope there's like little germ people and germ cars and highways and shit inside a person. Thus to some creatures, human beings are city sized.

The real question is, is the ecoli etc inside that dragon full of smaller ecolis since the dragon's ecolis would be so big?

why didn't they just give the ring to Tom Bombadil?

Why did Sauron infuse his own soul into a small ass ring that could be easily removed and/or misplaced?
Why not use infuse it into his giant black armor? I don't see Isildur cutting the whole fucking armor in half

why didn't the eye of sauron just get glasses?

Who the fuck is the giant guy that looks like he has a mug for a head?

Probably a Celestial from the Marvel universe

that's cuphead

They actually discuss this in the books if I remember, they concluded he wouldn't give a single fuck so it wasn't a good idea

Because he gave no fucks about it.
Did none of you read the books? Do you base everything you say about them off memes?

tea-cell, a character from recent marvel comics with HIV. His head is a teacup.

The Hobbit trilogy wasn’t that bad all things considered

why didn't they just dig a hole and bury the ring?

By making it smaller you make it better.
It's like a bullet. A bullet is really small, yet it kills you. A tennis ball is much bigger than a bullet, but if I tossed one at you it wouldn't hurt you at all.

>all things considered
Even considering how bad it is? I feel like you're glossing over that part.

why didn't they just hide the ring in a really good hiding spot?

Why didn't Sauron have the volcano guarded 24/7 if it was literally the only place they could take the ring to?

So they he could wear it casually, as ruler of the Númenorians.

Show me a shovel being used in middle earth from the books or the movies and you might have a point. Obviously, that technology is never shown so there's no evidence to suggest that they COULD bury it.

I actually liked the first one because of Fellowship nostalgia, but fuck the second two.

Based in the nature of the ring he didn't expect someone would try to destroy it as first it would corrupt it, also the area surrounding the volcano was quite guarded most of the time (except during the war of the ring for obvious reasons)

You can't wear armor all the time, idiot.

why didn't sauron just make another ring?

magical hat

Holy shit... why didn't it?
I just dropped this fucking trilogy forever, what a fucking load of garbage.

Literally almost every character wants to do this. Gandalf won't let them. Maybe read the books?

Isildor - stole it
Gollum - stole it
Bilbo - stole it
Frodo - given

is this why frodo is good at his job?

why didn't gimli just try to hit the ring again?

they would have lost to sauron in the long run

tell that to an armadillo, or a fucking turtle, or a fucking snail. Literally any shelled creatures wears armour 24/7. You're fucking ignorant.

why didn't the drop they ring in a different volcano?

About the Hobbit:
Is it all Del Toro's fault for taking on the project and then dropping it like a huge faggot?

Why didn't the eagles eat the ring and shit on gandalfs hat in the wind?

You're right. It didn't makes poisonous snakes manifest physically around me. So there's that.

they did. did you even read the books?

Criminally underrated post

Sauron isn't any of those things.

Technically yes, since Del Toro would have done it well.

But it's more the fault of hackson since he made poor creative decisions that affect every frame of the trilogy.

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I know a lot of you guys are memeing but they discussed a lot of options were during the council (in the books) including Tom Bombadil, also about who should carry it and go with them, they literally dismissed my boi glorfindel from steamrolling everything on his way to Mordor, because they didn't wanted to draw attention

Highly improbable that Sauron didn't know what they were up to considering he was on their asses more than once. Plus he can see the wearer when he uses the ring so he's got to have an idea of things. Besides he surely can spare a dozen orcs just to be on the safe side.

He'd been hot glued the night before.

he's a fucking eye, you can put an eye in a shell made of rings and it'd be fine. Give it a hole to peep out from and it's happy.

Why didn't they take it on a ship and sail into the middle of an ocean and drop it into the water? The ring can have a will of its own as much as it wants, but it's made of metal and thus will sink. Mindless creatures aren't going to be drawn to it either. And even if they are then just put it into a metal box and drop that down.

that was great

Why didn't Harry just put a Horcrux on a SpaceX rocket?

Because rings don't work on water, unless you got powahhhh

why didn't they just give sauron the ring? what's the worst that could happen? they beat him before when he had it

hes not a fucking eye

Good point.
Gandalf says that he would use the ring to do good, but through him it would wield a great power.
Since sauron wants to use the ring for evil, it would do great good no?

This.
They basically stole an item from Sauron, of course he would be mad, any person would be and would try to catch the thieves.

I thought we were talking about sauron?

>sauron and the orcs were the good guys all along and the fellowship were jealous of his cool ring
damn...

you know what's bigger than a bullet and a tennis ball? a tank round. moron

You know whats even bigger? a beach ball.

Sauron isnt a fucking eye, you mong

you know what's even bigger? a nuke

Bouncy castles are bigger than a nuclear warhead.

10 years later and LotR threads still make me laugh out loud

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yes he is, stop being retarded

know whats bigger than a bouncy castle? an apache helicopter

Holy shit stop replying, you delirious gas huffing dumbfuck.

hahaha I already knew he wasn't just an eye, got ya!

lmao you trolled him epic style!

SLAP ME FIVE, DOG!

why didn't they just fly on gandalf's broomstick?

check this five

why didnt lil' sammy boi blow freddos teeny weeny white peeny?

don't be crude

He wanted to die. He didn't want to live without his husbando ;_;

*ruins your carefully constructed cosmology*

why was sauron so mean?

hes big

You made my day.

I've seen the cartoons and they take it off to go to sleep in bed.

Just like a millennial.

I bet he wouldn't have even thrown a fit at the end if he would've gotten a trophy-ring of his own.

The orcs dig trenches in front of Minas Tirith. What more evidence do you want?

Are you implying theft is a virtue?

tom bombadil it's the witch king

Hufflepuffs exceed at Herbology.

or a shovel

an apache helicopter inside a big soap-bubble

Hufflepuff group was good a Herbology.

he was too busy fucking the shit out of goldberry

Istari spellcraft, obviously.

Because he was already on the Iddy Biddy Tiddy Commiddy and the rules of that council forbid that kind of blowing.

>Did none of you read the books? Do you base everything you say about them off memes?

They don't even watch the movies.

No.
I'm implying that previous generations took what they wanted at the expense of others.

Then they reduce the size of the consolation-prize-parks of the folks they have already exploited for a national gain.

if gandalf knows the incoming war against minas tirit why don't evacuate the city?

I need rule 34 on this.

That, or he was just holding on to it with his ears.

watch the movies...
>wfw the theme from pic-related movie STILL gets stuck in my head to this day...
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why couldn't they use the eagles again?

the eye would've seen it miles away

they send their own flying thigns. game over

what happen if a ent use the ring?

They said he would just throw it away or lose it, and that even though he would be the very last person alive against the full strength of Mordor eventually even he would lose.

The same thing that happens to everyone else, the worst part of you would dominate and you'd become a slave to Sauron

ever hear of Yggdrasil?

To make a stand, hold their ground and "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

>...the name Yggdrasill refers to the word yggr ("terror"), yet not in reference to the Odinic name, and so Yggdrasill would then mean "tree of terror, gallows".

I know that Tolkien took extensively from the Edda.

The thought of a rogue ent going crazy on ring-power is kind of cool, actually. Fucking Swamp Thing and shit...
Maybe Disney can put out a movie like ROGUE TWO: A New Line Lord of the Rings Story.
I'd go see that.

does disney own lotr?

why not give the ring to Lassie with a mission?

because orcs ride doggos into battle

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