>Kids who go into dryers are fucking retarded
was this too harsh?
Kids who go into dryers are fucking retarded
John Moore
Oliver Robinson
Not really, unless you're personally offended because your old past time was diving into dryers like a retard.
Blake Foster
Someone have the video of the parents putting their baby in the dryer?
Joshua Gutierrez
I want to know who's the adult retarded enough to turn on a dryer with a kid in it.
Jeremiah Morgan
Same sort of retard who washes their clothes at a TAMOЯD
David James
I used to sit in my drier at home. I was bored.
Angel Reyes
Boy, DaddyOFive has really gone downhill.
Hudson Gutierrez
>Kids who go into dryers are fucking retarded
>was this too harsh?
No, if anything it was too gentle. Should have gone like this:
Sonic : Hey Tails, you ever thought it would be fun to take a ride inside a dryer?
Tails : Yeah!
Sonic : Well then hop in little buddy!
Tails jumps inside of dryer, Sonic closes the door.
Sonic : Alright folks, lets send Tails on his final flight. Heat to High, timer to three hours, and away we go!
Sonic presses the start button, and the dryer begins to spin.
Tails : OW! Sonic! OW! Turn it off!
Sonic : As you can see kids, taking a ride in a dryer is no fun at all, as Tails is finding out.
Tails : OW! Sonic! OW! SONIC!
Sonic : It's not just a bad idea, it's also dangerous. Tails can't free himself because there's no handle on the inside and the door is locked.
Tails : SONIC! Help, I'm stuck!
Sonic : And it IS a dryer. Dryers work by blowing hot air to dry clothes, anywhere from 125 degrees to 155 degrees F.
Tails : SONIC! HELP ME SONIC!
Sonic : That heat can easily cook your brain, and kill you.
Tails : SONIC! SONIC, HELP!!!
Sonic : Trapped inside a spinning metal drum, cooked alive, that's a terrible way to go.
Tails : Sonic! ...sonic....
Sonic : Which is why Sonic Says think about what you want to do before you do it. Because if you are dumb enough to climb inside of a dryer like my little buddy Tails here, then you deserve to die slowly and painfully like he just did. 'Till next time kids!
Oliver Davis
I hid there for hide and seek a lot
Brayden Torres
We call it a "late term abortion".
Oliver Foster
.... was this really such a common problem that they felt it was needed to be addressed?
Joseph Perez
who says it isn't another dumbass kid or a dumbass teen?
Dylan Gutierrez
>90's
>beavis and butthead
Gavin Ramirez
More than the United States would like to admit, I guess.
James Roberts
I fapped to this.
John Murphy
Holy shit, source?
Xavier Russell
It's made up, it's not real.
Henry James
not a dryer but
youtube.com
Ian Lopez
You'd think the Washer would be more tempting
Nathan Sanders
>what's the source on the video you're requesting
What's the point in doing this?
Kayden Hill
>Harry
He's just using his invisibility cloak to fuck with them.
Blake Ortiz
>The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has received reports of numerous suffocation deaths involving children who crawled inside latch type freezers, clothes dryers, combination washer/dryer units, picnic coolers, ice boxes in campers, and old-style latch type refrigerators. Most of the victims were four to seven years old. In all cases, the doors could not be easily pushed open from the inside. In some of the incidents associated with clothes dryers, the appliance was accidentally turned on while the child was inside
msgboard.snopes.com
James Evans
There were warning labels.
Dumb kids
Juan Roberts
I read the entire thing in their voices.
Angel Allen
kek
Ian Reed