Shit you saw in the cinema for some reason

Shit you saw in the cinema for some reason.

>out of the sharkness, appears will smith!

>SHIET NIGGA LOOK AT ALL DEM WHITE FISH

Yeah i paid to watch this

>6
I loved this movie as a kid

same :(

This along side The Devil Inside are the two worst movies I've seen in theaters

Shark tale is un-ironically kino.

I also watched Wolvering Origins three times in theater but not ashamed of that, I thoroughly enjoyed how shitty it was

One of the worst movies I've ever seen

i saw ads for this movie on porn sites

Cop Out

but look at those big names, this sure is kino!

Adam Sandler's Bedtime Stories
Was dragged there by my girlfriend and her friends

Omly other movie i saw porn ads for was Middle Men

But God don't ever watch Movie 43, even as a joke. It's fucking awful

I thought one of the Coens wrote it

walked out halfway

One of the worst films ive had the displeasure of watching.

why did someone punch Garfield mid-sentence?

the fuck is up with her chin

Bill?

>getting pleb-filtered by hellboy 2
jesus christ user

why? most people seem to agree this is above average capeshit

I won't even try defending myself

It's pretty animu and dumb at certain points.
The first movie was better, even for its faults and pointless 'fish-out-of-water' main character.

Shark Tale was hilarious.

Jealous?

No one will ever believe you.

t. Bill

Yes.

There is literally nothing wrong with meme cop.

spy kino was great up until 4d

went to this for my birthday

Spy Kids quality is proportional to how many scenes Tony Shalhoub is in.

Also watched this bullshit. This along with the first transformers movie featuring Marky Mark were the last absolute trash flicks I paid to get anally violated by out of my own stupidity.

The definition of a $1 red box rental right there.

Agreed to see it with my family because I haven't done anything with them since my birthday

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Took some chubby emo chick to it at like 9 am and got a BJ during it, it was just us and an elderly couple in the theater.

Never seen the movie neither the cartoon, what exactly was wrong with it? Wrong adaptation or retarded plot?

>writers get bored and don't know how to fill the movie
>make a sequence where the characters are bored, trapped in a movie theater, not knowing how to kill time
pure metakino

It's like he's asking us to check em

It had terrible production and effects on top of wtf casting and weird story elements. It completely shat on the legacy of the cartoon.

I think this one goes for most of us

Bad acting, bad casting, bad adaptation, bad effects, bad story.

I enjoyed the 3D. Only watched it once tho.

You forgot this existed,

I am unironically triggered

unironically fell asleep during the climax action scene, I don't think that's a good sign

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>Wrong adaptation or retarded plot?
both, guy tried to compress several seasons into a few hours time, and the stuff that should be enjoyable despite the plot (elemental control) gets fucking ruined with MUH REALISM

Bruh

someone post the earthbending webm

>tfw I dragged my grandad to this

I will never fucking forgive myself, he made it very clear he didnt want to go too but I insisted

lucky sommabitch you also got digit

I didn't walk out halfway but we almost got kicked out for laughing so hard at how shitty it was.

I swear this is like 3 hours long

I dont know whose fucking genius idea it was to see it in high school but christ it was awful

I tried to watch this at home. Turned it off after 20 mins. It was bad.

lol me too! also my hot gf and her twin sister were double-hotdogging my dick while I masturbated their pussies

Sounds like a better time than the movie.

EDI or whatever you spell his name was good ol' early 2000 edgy teenager incarnation

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that city in the background is actually pretty cool

Do you faggots actually think this is a good movie.
I am being serious. Hell boy 2: city of hell
is up their in my top 5 favorite movies to watch and make fun of how bad it is

I didn't know who Zack Snyder was before watching this, I was just hyped to see a superman movie, and it was the most baffling movie I've seen released by a major studio.

Hollywood adaptations of broadway plays are pretty much guaranteed to be shitty.

JUST

I have this on DVD

I remember people laughing at the trailer whe he's in Antarctica or whatever and he dramatically rolls his eyes as he closes them

please delete this thread

i have brain damage and only want to discuss star wars

Haven't been able to watch another Nicholas Cage movie since...

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I liked both movies, nothing extra ordinary but it was enjoyable.

>adam sandler

Jesus you just gave me back memory I didn't know I had. I've seen this with my father in kinoplex.

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saw it with me mates in 6th grade, we were the only ones in the room

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This was kino though

My mum rented out a screening of Kangaroo Jack for my 9th birthday party.

It's just as awful as the poster makes it look. More so even.

Get on my level

*teleports behind you*

why would she follow up Kill Bill with this??

>60 year old grandma wanted to take me to the theater to see a movie
>I pick out this shit
>On the way in she ends up falling face first onto the concrete just outside of the entrance and breaking her nose

lol I didn't even know they remade this

Is this atleast webm worthy?

I actually cried in the theater

lol did she cry? one time I saw an old lady with her family and cried after it happened to her

Was it that bad?

Holy fugg I member seeing this

top quality cinema

LOL. Why did the bald white kid need to twirl that stick around so much?

Jesus... what a shame. Sets look nice though

My two friends and I were the only people in the theater and even cracking jokes didn't make this shit any less miserable. Told them to see terminator genisys instead but no.

Scorsese was in Shark Tale? Really?

Isn't it a kids movie

Yeah he was the fish that can look like a balloon.

It was an all night screening with selected episodes. Shit was so kino I remember it to this day a decade and a half later

I've seen so many Blart memes over the years that the actual poster doesn't look right.