Turns out, the End of the Earth is the Whitehouse!
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All Star Batman #9 Storytime
Aaron James
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Bentley Edwards
>Dark Days
>Batman is now Trump
Fuck you, Snyder
Evan Murphy
Variant spoilers for the antagonist of this arc/issue, for those unspoiled.
Makes sense in hindsight.
Kevin Jackson
I'll assure you, the main story isn't Dark Days...
Luke Powell
that's a badass cover
Mason White
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Grayson Torres
>And this is not a Batman Story
I don't believe you
Jack Miller
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Adrian Gray
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Jaxson Cox
fuck, Jock is such a good artist I wish he did more work
Levi Taylor
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Elijah Taylor
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Colton Adams
Please refer to Batman #38 for a non-Batman story.
Henry Morales
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Alexander Myers
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Leo Green
>Solipsism: the view or theory that the self is all that can be know to exist
fuck I hate googling words
James Morgan
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Ryder Bailey
Oh fuck based Jock is back on art
Don't even care if Synder is making some political statement with Jock's art
Dominic Richardson
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John Stewart
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Noah Price
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Lucas Torres
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Michael Butler
Jocks the best artist in the biz
Thomas Hill
Wasn't the Middle East actually doing pretty well in terms of science/culture a thousand years ago?
Joshua Harris
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Jack Turner
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Connor Bailey
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Daniel Anderson
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Brayden Perry
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Hudson Peterson
yeah, basically until the fall of the Turkish empire they were chillin but when political entrepreneurs took advantage of an impoverished and scattered people, limited education and globalism so they could basically control the populations while getting extremely wealthy
Ethan Ross
Still want a GL CW show with Lady Blackhawk on Hal's support team.
Logan Murphy
It should have been Clayface. Would have been awesome.
Sebastian Rivera
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Austin Howard
way to go, Bruce.
Ethan Collins
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Luis Kelly
So wait, the weird Batman-looking demon thing Ra's summoned earlier wasn't a hallucination, and also there are real Blackhawks that don't work for Ra's?
Kayden Miller
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Elijah Taylor
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Jordan Rivera
>Completely beat Ra's at his own game and save the world
>Almost fall to your death immediately afterwards
Couldn't stick the landing, could you Bruce?
Luke Taylor
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Ethan Watson
The Cursed Wheel, on the other hand...
Kevin Taylor
Batman: Green Lanterns: Superman: Support your local comic shop.
Oliver Rogers
I lost track of the plot, Is that Mr. Bloom? I could have sworn he either died or lost his powers.
Levi Cook
This looks like it's going to answer one of the things I've long been wondering: What happens if a Bat-Family member develops metahuman powers?
Isaiah Hill
>And this is not a Batman Story
Glad I didn't pay for this then. Damn false advertising.
Juan Rogers
Damian had powers when he was brought back to life.
Parker Foster
Yeah, but he was also at the time hanging out in the Demon Knights with Etrigan.
Blake Allen
>this isn't a car
If we're doing TDKR references, where's the Bane stuff?
Carter Campbell
not new.
Jason Hill
Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!
Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!Duke!
Synder pls.
Logan Martinez
urg ..Well...that was shit"
Jonathan Rivera
Never before has there been a Batbook book so completely full of shit.
David Scott
Nah there's still Batgirl. Never forget Batgirl.
David Myers
>Duke
Dropped, thanks for the storytime and have a bump, but get the fuck out with this shit
Joseph Ortiz
what the fuck ahaha
also thank you editorial for fucking up the reveal his a week early
Jaxson Rivera
he's the one that created the seeds, the Bloom from Superheavy is a random that got one of those
Andrew Lopez
Despite disliking his Batman run, this book proved to me that he is currently the most talented writer in the bat office. Truly a good book.
Joshua Ortiz
He is. I'm really disappointed in the bat books, but this one has been a really nice suprise.
Brody Jones
I truly believe the only people that dislike this book hate reading a lot of dialogue.
Zachary Moore
I've completely forgotten what's been happening with the backups. What's Duke now?
Charles Walker
Scott pls.
Jonathan Torres
He is boring.
He is useless.
He is not original.
He is a waste of space and is being shoved everywhere.
Jason Baker
I want Damian fans to freaking leave.
Connor Parker
Duke is just a boring character . Snyder didn't do anything interesting with him . Just a carbon copy of other robins ,but nothing new to offer.
Dylan Young
At this point, he's definitely getting his name in Dark Days/Metal. Joy.
Ethan Diaz
Synder pls.
Michael Perry
Black cancer.
Gabriel Cooper
This kind off captures what I dont like about Duke.You cant even call it fan service, this guy has only one fan and his initials are SS.
Lincoln Sullivan
What I find unbelievable is how Snyder thinks the majority actually like his pet characters.
Juan Watson
This issue was kind of bland. But the Hatter issue is probably one of the best Hatter stories ever in any medium.
Elijah Cruz
Lookin classy as shit there R's
Juan Richardson
these threads always turn out terrible when the anti duke people get in here. At least we may not have to deal with it in the next arc since duke won't be a main character
Tyler Perez
Touch luck. We won't have any peace as long as Damianfan is still around because they hate Snyder.
Bentley Long
Sigh..
Elijah Myers
Wouldn't go that far. He is the perfect Snyder partner though.
Michael Baker
Honestly, he keeps shoving Duke in there, and despite every thing he said about Harper Row, he clearly learned nothing!
Sebastian Brown
How is he shoving Duke in Duke's own backup? This is the only appearance he even made this month.
Brandon Diaz
Don't be mean to Alfred :(
John Wright
I didn't think this would work for me but I'm kinda diggin this Ra's
Samuel King
Eh. What does selina have to get out of this. I feel like she'd thrive in a post apocalyptic setting
James Harris
Samfag lol.
Cooper Flores
She'd SURVIVE...I don't know about THRIVE. Generally she's not the kinda person who wants the world to go up in flames. She actually quite enjoys civilization.
Jacob Ramirez
What a fucking fantastic cover
Eli Harris
user clearly isn't aware that there was any Batman before Snyder.
Liam Foster
Middle-east is and was a big place, expecially before invention of modern transportation
James Wood
If you say "freaking" you need to leave. You're a faggot.
You truly believe something untrue. I alone invalidate your absolutist claim. I assume I'm not special in that regard.
I completely agree. It's like Snyder sits there and thinks "how can I create the most boring, pretentious, faux-intellectual book possible?"
He acts as if every piece of dialogue is worthy of a historical record and that he's writing legendary works.
Christopher Nelson
>Green lantern show
>Choosing worst lantern for it
Alexander Thomas
Snyder failed to make me care about the character , as well as Harper row .
Blake Gutierrez
>I'm really disappointed in the bat books
Are they still bad?
Tyler Cooper
Duke is such a creators pet I can't even fathom it. Example: Bruce got his memory back. Not by the help of Dick, Tim, Jason, or even Alfred. Hell not even DAMIAN! His own SON! But he gets it back from Duke. A kid he does not know well. Example B: Duke knowing both Bruce and Dick's identities.
"This ain't hard."
Uh huh. Keep it going.
Do not get me started on Harper Row and the abomination to the Robin anniversary that was B and R: Eternal.
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I'm on fire tonight.
Noice.
Joshua Cox
They actually got worse.
All Star has been improving, though.
Carson Fisher
>All Star has been improving, though.
Nope .Duke Cancer.
Jaxson Price
Brayden Parker
Nobody can think this. Objectively, while you still may think it's shit, no person in the world could say I AM SUICIDE is "better" than I AM BANE. Your opinion doesn't matter if you actually believe that.
The only thing in IAB as bad as the entirety of IAS is the ending. I AM SUICIDE had one good part and that was the bubblegum raft.
Brandon Taylor
Sill not buying Bruce's "love" for Duke.
Shit ain't right