"The Land of Skulls & Stripes!"
Porn Stars throwing glass bottles into unarmed crowds!
Latino children getting punched in the face for their choice in headwear!
The Son of Pulgasari sharpens his claws!
And an All-New Stickman:
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The World Outside Your Window's a pretty crazy place,
And the one on the other side of your screens is about to go completely bonkers.
Hey, it's the guy Nick Fury's brother killed!
If Hickman won't do it, Spencer will!
Come now, you traitorous ponce. Don't spare Steve the lurid details of HOW you got that knowledge.
Ewwwwww.
You should probably read Captain America: Steve Rogers and Thunderbolts before this.
Actually, don't read Thunderbolts. Kobik dies and her fragments are spread all over the world. Bucky is captured. All you need to know.
So much Hickman
Let's get this hustle started:
Is there a captain hydra storytime yet? Don't see it in the catalog
Please tell me I didn't miss it
Also, I'm assuming, starring Deadpool.
So is Steve always be Hydra, or is just Kobik fuck shit up?
You didn't miss it, it's not in the Win O' Thread yet.
user, YOU could story time. It could be you! Fulfill your destiny!
Nice.
This is very good.
>Mighigan
>Army of Evil
It's the MASTERS of Evil
He was always in prime earth.
wew acuna is too good
Shhhhh, don't spoil it!
We don't know yet, all that matters is that Steve believes that his memories are real and this world is the one that's fake.
Anyone know the reading order for all this SE stuff?
Nobody cares about Kobik!
Props to these villains. Usually the meta powered bad guys hunker down and suck their thumbs during alien invasions. Granted, they're not being helpful, but props.
>Die with your boots on people!
So inspirational, Abe Lincoln's got nothing on Carol.
USAvengers, Thunderbolts, Steve Rogers, this
NETFLIX SQUAD!
Did Gravity ever fight Gravitron? Anybody here remember Gravity?
That's because these bad guys are following Zemo, and Zemo is in on Captain Hydra's keikaku. In case that wasn't obvious.
Keep in mind, these are the same editors that greenlit X-Men: Gold #1.
So is this the same invasion from the GotG finale? Or is this just a different one taking place before the Guardians leave?
TL Note: Keikaku means Cake.
I'm still holding out hope that Atlas is only pretending to work with the Masters in order to undermine them from the inside or something.
I still don't get how or why Pleasant Hill was covered up so efficiently.
Is that supposed to be michigan? I'm not up to speed with americans these days.
Bob plz come back and save us
I haven't been reading the new Daredevil. What happened to that sidekick of his?
>Gravity
What ever happened to him? I heard they were going to use him in the USM cartoon but never actually did
>Gravity
He'd get wrecked. Graviton is an extreme heavyweight but psychologically fragile. He suspended every hero on earth in space at one point.
It's a different one taking place AFTER the Guardians leave. The Guardians then came back to help.
Don't worry, Carol. There were TWO Hyperions, remember? Unless that was a metaphor. In which case, no big loss, his comic was awful.
She's still got nothing on the Guardians of the Bendis!
Blinded by a serial killer artist named Vincent Van Gore.
Seriously.
It would be more in character for Atlas to cave and then switch sides at a break point.
Is there literally any reason that groot is both there and so small other than synergy?
That sounds bad in a good way.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!
Wait isn't stephen currently lacking most of his magic ? How is he doing the squiggles?
theres a croppable reaction image
>I haven't been reading the new Daredevil. What happened to that sidekick of his?
Muse blinded him and Daredevil tried to get money to replace his eyes with synthetic ones, but someone took Blindspot away from the hospital, as far as I remember. We don't know for now when Soule will bring him back.
Loose canon.
>Sir Isaac Newton
THANK YOU SPENCER
Marvel "Editors"
He was turning Inhumans into modern art -- Draining their blood and the like to paint and using them as sculptures.
Good costume, braces and a beanie hat along with a creepy costume.
Hyde, no! Remember the good times when Luke was your warden and forced you to be superheroes against your will alongside people you hate!
Thanks.
Marvel don't care about continuity no more.
>superhero gets eaten alive by a giant monster
>Dead
Pick one
Real talk, did she even do anything important?
Nope
>>Quasar is dead
Yeah right. Quasar has done jack shit this entire run and was hyped up as part of Steve's plans, I strongly doubt that she's dead.
Guess there won't be Generations Quasar
Noted: Farting gives Jessica Jones rocket speed.
Rad. I might just have to look this up.
Very unlikely she's dead IMO.
What was the point of hyping up Quasar during the end of the Standoff just to not really use her and kill her anyway?
Fuqqqq
This is a horrid mess of keikaku and synergy
SYNERGY!!!
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The two of them were all ready hanging out.
I want her to make out with Phylla in the afterlife though.
Hell, what was the point to show that she was so much more powerful than the other heavy hitters with reducing the shield to 50%? VERY unlikely she's dead.
I'm pretty sure these villains would be pissed at the heroes and willing to kill them even without Pleasant Hill
Is stephen the only actual defender there?
>Nitro blowing up in Time Square
who's gonna get blamed for the kids this time
Man after the original Civil War I am completely fine with Nitro never exploding again for a hundred years.
Very good description.
>supervillain
>power to explode
>blew up a school once and started civil war
why has nobody killed this guy
Her codename was Jewel because she thought going by Beanz would have made her the laughing stock of the hero community.
That power with a white costume though? Risky. Charcoal lining to mask the smell was expensive too. Ever since she switched to jeans, she's been much more happy...
Goddamnit Nitro, not again!
Kinda shows how much synergy must be forced on event comics IMO.
Ha! Eat shit NYC
That's it? Lame.
Now's not the time for farming. Now's the time to-!
I think she's going to fight whoever Zemo kidnapped. No, not that guy. That other guy.
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I don't play by your rules.
THANKS A LOT TRUMP
so is spider-woman gonna be in the pro hydra or anti-hydra faction? being ex-hydra herself
>Huh.
Riri fucks me off so much wtf
Jessica Jones, clearly she provoked him by being drunk
Yes
Wait WHAT?
How the fuck is this a compromise of what we believe in????????????
This is war, ARE WE NOT SUPPOSE TO REACT?
What the actual fuck is the message of this book???????????????????
why hasn't carol gotten monica or blue marvel to jack her into binary form so she can waste nine thousand chitauri per second?
Because he would make a great asset to the military
Just think about it, a bomb that never runs out.
>I don't play by your rules.
Oh think you can get away with that you little shit?
Dont question art
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Jojo Reference. I am not sorry
At least he didn't give Carol or Kamala cancer!
Reacting by giving more power to one person probably isn't the best idea.
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i spy a darkseid
I wonder who will be shilled harder in this event, Riri or Carol.
I'm already getting worrying vibes from Riri's reactions, here.
you're not meant to react by handing full executive authority to captain america, you're meant to react by strapping rick jones into a kree psionic amplifier so he can summon an army of infinite avengers
This just makes me wish Remender stayed on for Uncanny Avengers.
Also, Jessica Jones looks kind of crusty here.
Supervillains are self-centered egotistical jerks.
Silver Surfer? Who's that?
So in the MU the Secretary of Defense is a woman?
They made Cap a dictator in the most literal sense of the term. Then, when they expected him to be Cincinnatus, he ended up being Sulla.
>kraken
Whats his powers?
>What the actual fuck is the message of this book
How the brave minorities and women triumph over the evil white man, duh.
he kraks
Wait a second. Why the fuck is Isaac Newton the founder of Hydra?!
>Mighigan
>Army of Evil
Not even an event can make Marvel Editorial work
Hickman
Because Newton was an occultist and Spencer has being going for a Hydra is an ancient occult thing for a good few issues now. As started by Hickman, really.
Let's keep this monster train going!
Kirby did more than just New God stuff, you know?
Carol. It will redeem her for her actions in Civil War 1, Civil War 2, Time Runs Out, and, well, you get the idea.