THE

THE
ANCIENT
JEDI
TEEEEEEEEEEXTS

was this scene a stab at /lit/ and their whole anti ereaders way?

A soyboy you are, skywalker

Yeeeeees

>did you read them
>no
30 years of not reading one of those

>you it will be next time, if a pussy you still shall be eheeheehehe

Makes me glad seeing people post my oc.

it's about literally raping and destroying everything pre-TFA

Seriously you could get through that stack of books in a month. Especially if you were stuck on a fucking ocean planet with nothing to do but fish and get sloppy mommy slothy milkies.

rey has the books...

Which, ironically enough, means destroying star wars as a whole. Disney already nuked 90% of star wars by making the EU non cannon. They've now decided to make the old movies irrelevant by destroying the Legacy of the Skywalkers, you know, the whole fucking point of the series.

Do the writers not even know what a holocron is? Why would jedi be writing on paper

It's symbolic of the EU books, I hope. I would have loved to see Yoda piss fire in a massive McDonald's double arch onto clearly identifiable EU titles, but this was the same thing done subtly.

>EU

Rian and JJ didn't even watch the movies lmao just turn your brain off

Del destroyed Palpatine's archive on Pilio. Snoke probably had them stored the remaining shit somewhere safe.

No, the point of Star Wars is derivative escapism, always was. Now the movies use the old movies the way the old movies used Flash Gordon and Kurosawa.

They're actually on the falcon. Rey stole them.

kill urself luk my man

>Do the writers not even know what a holocron is?
Noncannon

Wait a second this thread isn't a joke? Did you guys not notice that Rey had them at the end of the movie? When Finn opened up the drawer they were in there

The books are probably from a time before Holocrons. Though admittedly a holocron would've been a better choice.

>Force ghosts can interact with the physical/material world

So they basically aren't dead. Gotcha.

There are holocrons in the prequels and rebels.

so apparently force ghosts are powerful as FUCK, with yoda using lightning like it's nothing. also literally teleporting using the force apparently.

do all jedi become force ghosts? then why don't they continue fighting along the other jedi, why do they just pop up now and then to burn trees and give smug lectures?

>Paper surviving for 30,000+ years

>it's about literally raping and destroying everything predating the millennial generation, fuck the past, fuck your elders, fuck passed down wisdom and tradition, there is only the hedonistic pursuit of mammonite goals, there is no truth and everything is permitted
I FIXED IT FOR YOU, THAT'S WHAT DISNEY ACTUALLY MEANS WITH THEIR ENTIRE GODDAMN MESSAGE

THIS IS A CULTURAL REVOLUTION AND UPHEAVAL SPEARHEADED BY KIKES, PURE PROPAGANDA THAT YOU'RE WITNESSES

Okay but

The world was already fucked buddy

I agree, more or less irreparably, ever since that fateful day in 1945. But the same people were up to the same tricks before the death knell of white civilization on that date.

the worlds been fucked for a lot longer than 1945 m8

Why is she a klepto?

We've been fucked since the first world war. The second was just the final nail.

longer still

MOMMY

it's super advanced non-degrading space paper, dingus.

Unpopular opinion, but I think Disney killed off all the original characters just so they could bring in new ones
The more new characters they bring in, the more toys they could sell to dumbass kids