ITT: Sup Forums creates a Horror film trailer

>flickering grey shot of movie company logo accompanied by thunder

>faint, distant sound of Hillary laughing played backwards over black screen

>wide sweeping shot of a forest leading up to a solitary house

>suddenly, niggers

>*violins*

...

>camera creeps slowly towards a closed bedroom door
>woman's hand reaches into frame and grabs the doorknob
>"This is my son's room, he's a big movie buff..."

>closeup of Richard's face with his eyes spread wide with fear as the theater shooter slowly points his weapon at him in the background

>muffled sounds of anime coming through the door

>door creaks open, female lead looks in
>spoopy ghost girl in dark room
>face is hidden, facing away from camera
>camera stays on her for several seconds
>JUMP SCARE FACE REVEAL AH SHE'S ACTUALLY UGLY

I want a horror movie about people being picked off one by one by deranged cannibalistic niggers suffering from Kuru

>"You die in the game, you die for real!"

>*bwommmmm*
>*bwommmmm*

>journalist visits and investigates small town
>town's sheriff constantly tries to persuade him to leave

>wide panning shot of the long-abandoned landscape surrounding the house
>a rusty swingset creaks
>a tired man's voice
>"we didn't believe her"
>camera raises to look over the trees at a massive mine complex
>"about what she saw"
>slow zoom into a black tunnel shaft
>woman's voice:
>"what did she see?"
>screen goes black
>"shadow people"

*high school kids gather after incident*
>THAT'S JUST A STUPID URBAN LEGEND

>protagonist is brushing teeth
>opens mirror cabinet
>closes it and sees...

>Nothing!
>Turns to walk into bedroom
>The moment he turns there's a scary face!

>crash edit to chewie in the cockpit of the millenium falcon
>pans to a single porg on the console
>porg shrieks

>his best friend
>"oh hey, I just let myself in through the window"
>breath a sigh of relief

Thats good

>shot of living room, man is standing and staring at tv intensely as it blasts static
>woman's voice: "when did you last talk to your daughter?"
>man moves slowly towards a framed picture of a young girl, the static grows louder
>he very slowly moves his hand towards the picture
>a muffled young girl's voice barely audible under the static: "DADDY?!"

*record scratch*
*ear shattering fart noise*

>What if I tell you that niggers are not just a story
>*muffled rap music in the distance*

dont forget to add a scary face between each flash