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Have a lot of flaws, and some great moments, it is an ok film, it is not as bad as retards say it is, and is not as good as Disney brainwashed fags say.

This movie sucked so much dick, you have to be gay if you like it.

Going to see this tonight. Am I wasting my money?

Fuck off. Put some thought into threads

Maybe you'll like it. I alternated between bored, confused, and angry.

I'm glad they never explained how the fuck big eyes asian alien got Anakin's lightsaber.
I told my friend back in TFA that it was all just a big fuck you that they were never going to explain cause there is no possible explanation that isn't fucking stupid.

Better than TFA, Rogue One or the Prequels, Worse than the Original or Empire, had more going on thematically than Jedi.

Still deciding how much I actually liked it, but I didn't hate it, and I enjoyed the parts that I feel could have been cut for the sake of the plot (ie Casino Planet)

What movie is this?

Misa Campo

Baywatch 2017

its star wars: the last jedi

Was total shit. Almost liked it when I thought they were going somewhere cool with the Reylo shit, the writers backed out though and went for a shitty mary sue ending instead.

Despite the flaws and despite the gigantic fucking grand canyon-sized plot holes that developed towards the end, it was an enjoyable movie. Fucking awesome action scenes, Kylo is an actual badass now and there were some 10/10 visuals in parts that were extremely well done.

After watching it I had a numb feeling like the feeling you get right after a big injury. You don’t feel it right away but you do a little bit later. That’s the best way I can describe Star Wars last Jedi.

Thought it was ok The whole rebellion storyline was kinda dull and the movie suffers for it

Its decent. The first act is kinda boring but it picks up in the middle and end.

Just saw it and liked it.
(hint, I own Disney stock)

SPOILER ALERT:

So how in the fuck did Kylo manage to force-cut Snoke in half when the latter was powerful enough to manipulate the force to such an extent that he manged to bridge the minds of two people in completely different areas of the galaxy? Fuckin' idiots couldn't sense the light saber RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO HIM spinning around?

if you've enjoyed TFA and RO, you'll like it.
if not, nope

A genuinely horrible movie. On top of absolutely butchering Luke's character it makes zero effort to satisfyingly answer any of the interesting posed by TFA.
>Rey's parents
>Snoke's identity
>how Maz got Anakin's lightsaber
>why Luke left a map to his location
>why Luke was in hiding on a planet with the first Jedi Temple and the original Jedi library
>the knights of ren
All either skipped over or ruined.

I'm convinced that Rian Johnson hates Star Wars and purposely took a massive shit on the new film because idiots would eat it up anyway

Overconfidence is a weakness

its an action movie for kids bro like just turn off your brain hahaha

if Snoke doesn't come back in 9, this is another massive negative for this trilogy
Why introduce a character like this just to kill him that easily.

There's just not fucking way he's gonna praise the movie right? My respect for him is really fucking low after Jurassic World and ID4 resurgence, but I hope to god he doesn't.

I hate how almost every single vehicle and design in this film is the exact same fucking thing from the OT but slightly different so they can sell a new toy off it.

>AT-ATs but they walk on their knuckles now
>Tie fighters but they're black now
>the medical frigate, but it's a slightly different shape now

And so on.

>everything about Luke
>everything about Rey
>superman Leia
>Snoke's death
>hyperspace kamikaze
>movie ends with the story in essentially the exact same place it was when it began
>constant, marvel tier quips
Unironically the worst Star Wars film I've ever seen.

Do your duty, report Star Wars threads

The other 50 threads about it weren't enough?

WOO
YOU EVER SEE A LONG DICK PHASMA?
YOU GON LEARN TODAY
YOU GON LEARN TODAY
AWRIGHT AWRIGHT AWRIGHT
*High pitched screaming*

When did he morph into Artie Lange?}

I doubt it. It took too many risks. And it screwed up muh character development from the last movie. Also he knows deep down he fucked up with how he handled reviewing TFA and tried to overcompensate by making three hour long videos shitting on R1.

I actually liked it. I was reading a bunch of spoilers when I first heard it was shit, so my expectations were low until yesterday.
I went into it today telling myself it wasn't going to be a Luke Skywalker story like I wanted it to be, yesterday I realized I should go into the theater expecting a Kylo Ren story. I left with a decent story about multiple enjoyable characters dealing with internal confliction and expectations. 7/10, needed a lightsaber battle and it would be an average Star Wars flick.

Quick Rundown on whats sticking with me after seeing it:

SPOILER:
It was a pretty liberal experiment to write in Princess Leila flying around through the vacuum of space like friggin superman. Here's why.

This is an entirely new ability without and reference point whatsoever to the previous movie titles. This movie actually did a pretty good job actually expanding upon abilities of the force. I can buy into Luke Skywalker projecting an illusion of himself, this makes sense in the Star Wars universe.

Princess Leila flying through space like a superhero was kind of a stretch. I cannot recall this being an ability in the Star Wars universe. You can certainly invent or create new force abilities, but it has to make sense, and not pretty much rip off other movies, superhuman flight is more of a superhero franchise thing.

The concept of "the Last Jedi" was interesting too. It was interesting how they portrayed the burning of the Jedi temple with Yoda's monologue. For whatever potential political and social commentary you may perceive here, I interpreted it as positive, in so far that Yoda's speech represented how the force must be accessible to the common people, to everyone in the universe, and not just the hegemony of one particular group, Jedi or not.

Great movie at the end of the day, best movie of its day, for the season, in contemporary times. The only thing that Disney needs to work on is constructing the same timeless sense of "magic" that you found in the episode trilogy and other previous titles. While this is ultimately just another highly marketed and produced hollywood title, the prestige in the depth and creativity of the fictional world should always allow these titles to be top tier science fiction - and they must be

>Nine movies of this shit

What is even possibly left to say?

Walking on knuckles is a logical development though, I'd imagine it'd be harder for it to fall on its face that way. Militaries slightly modify their forces all the time irl

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it's normal to be gay

>it'd be harder for it to fall on its face that way.
Seems to me like it'd be easier...

Too deep for modern audiences

I had the exact same feeling. I started feeling disappointed about the movie towards the end, but the car ride home was when it really soaked in. The entire scene with Lume at the end was such shit. I wanted one last light saber battle with Luke. But we never got that.

something something weight distribution

I agrre with your Yoda point. Given that leia just comes back in the ship and passes out she didnt really need to fly in space , she could have just used the force to hold that part of the ship together to let people get safe

>Yoda's speech represented how the force must be accessible to the common people, to everyone in the universe, and not just the hegemony of one particular group, Jedi or not.
Is this a metaphor for firearms access and carry?

My sides. These commies just can't win, can they?

Now that the dust has settled, who was the key to all of eps 7 and 8?

Will there be another star wars movie after this?

Disney.

holy shit, shut the fuck up

I:
>didn't like TFA or Rogue One
>enjoyed TLJ, save for thinking it dragged on and meandered a lot

My sister and her husband, who I saw it with:
>loved TFA and Rogue One
>didn't like TLJ, got bored and made fun of Superman Leia and the hyperspace jump more than even I did

Besides all the memes on here this thing has two serious issues to me.

I don't think the way the force was used in this movie was bad.. but boy it was executed terribly, looked like someone dragging someone around on a green screen with a mouse.. like WTF it didn't inspire you or make you seem like you could do it like the last 8 movies because it didn't seem real. When lighting was coming out of peoples hands or someone would hold rocks up it seemed like they were working so hard physically and getting pushed down this just looked so goofy. It made it seem like it was a big joke, Rey making the rocks float and her just standing there smiling like please for the love of god make it feel anxious and tense like everyone should be hurrying omg it's crushing her but no it's all a big funny joke. I guess that is the new thing now. It's the new bold angle, meme wars.

Also beside what everyone defending this thing this movie says it had no new direction when you boil the plot down expect a few things that were great. Reylo being the biggest one, everything else just felt like the OT expect with oh wait the thing that normally happens here is now anti-climax and a 180 wow crazy.

Anti-climatic should be Rian Johnson's middle name.. he answered every thread JJ laid out with anti-climatic answers or why the fuck should I even care moments. He went out of the way to find the most hard to believe anti-climatic moments even for his own story line.

Think about all the Rose and Finn shit, they were doing something to do something but oh something would happen meaning they were now doing something to do something to do something else to do something? How can anyone even follow and then by the ending it just hits peak unbelievable twisting anti-climax.

Also Rey's parents being a total nothing is a cool way to go but he made it soo clear that they were important, Rey was standing there asking the question a couple time.

>TFA trailer: "I'm no one"
>TLJ: she's no one
Proof that Sup Forums are brainlets. Rian did nothing wrong.

>someone took time to make this

...

>DADDY
DTOne has the best clean of the DADDY cam. Is there anything better out there?

Wheres the cam rip?

JESUS IS THIS MOVIE REALLY TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG?

Liked a lot of things, hated a lot of things. Not sure where I rate it next to the other movies, I’m mostly just confused at some of the decisions that were made

Lost it.

Snoke and Luke ghost fight!

What plot holes are you talking about?

It's shit.

Absolutely.

>introduce new Jedi power is cool as long as they are reasonable
And as long as the one using them is a Jedi or at least someone trained in the force. Leia is? Since when? Why couldn't she become Rey's master then?
>give access to the force to anyone
It would certainly end good, I mean at the highest peak of Jedi influence in the whole galaxy all it took to defeat them were 4 Sith (at least in the movie), imagine if everyone could possibly become one (and since Sith ways are easier to gain power and the Jedi are a bunch of hypocrites the number wouldn't be 50/50)

What is Kylo's motivation after killing Snoke and his bodyguards? He pleads with Rey to let them all die and start something new, then moments later is the new supreme leader with the same goals as Snoke. Is he dark side or just playing his own game?

Why the fuck do you gay retards need to make 30 fucking star wars threads. TV IS BTFO HOLY SHIT. REEEEEEEEEEE

I hope ISIS beheads the director and writers.

>Leia is
All she did was a mediocre force pull in a moment of desperation, and she was the daughter of the virgin birth miracle force user.

only low iq people can like this movie, people that dont notice a lack of story or characterization
people that just like colors and explosions and references to old stuff

>mediocre force pull
She literally turned into superwoman.

You just described perfectly exactly how I felt leaving AotC - I'm so glad I'm not going to see this one

Her being the daughter of Darth Vader doesn't prevent her from being killed in an explosion that killed every other character and to mary sue her out of certain death in the vacuum space because "dude, the force is strong lmao"

Fuck you I enjoyed it

Funny, but really only slightly stupider and lazier than the equivalent mashups for BvS.

t. never actually watched the OT

Just got back. Some cool scenes, some terrible scenes. Same goes for the plot. Oh yeah and muh narrative. Goddamn she's fucking hot though

It could totally make sense in the vaccum of space. What doesn't make sense is how she was able to survive a blast that size and survive floating around for a little bit.

Jedi can leap massive distances easily, I could see how some sort of force push or pull on themselves would work in no gravity. We've just never seen it before.

>snoke jobbed
>phasma jobbed AGAIN
>Finn and fat asian girl's section of the movie went nowhere and accomplished nothing, literally half the running time of the movie wasted

What the fuck were they thinking?

Is it just me or is Finn butt ugly? He looks like a fucking ape.

I was thinking he let Kylo kill him to "fulfill [his] destiny" and become Supreme Leader.

LE GO BACK TO Sup Forums XDDD

>Also Rey's parents being a total nothing is a cool way to go but he made it soo clear that they were important, Rey was standing there asking the question a couple time.
How did Kylo see Rey's parents? Wasn't that Snoke's doing? I suspect in episode IX it will be revealed that her parents weren't really junkers.

i like what you say

Ben tricked Snoke by assassinating him in the exact way he was meant to kill Rey, thereby concealing his true intentions.

You think one day we will get georges version in an animated film?

https:// 123movieshub . to/film/star-wars-the-last-jedi-23033/

WUZ

KINO
I liked it, and now I can drink so called fan's tears on the internet with it ! Yaaaay

>mfw the meta "it's salt" scene

>Goddamn she's fucking hot though
Imagine being this wrong.

Except Snoke didn't bridge them because after he was killed, they still had a connection. Right? I think it's just bad writing. So many inconsistencies and plot holes in this fucking movie.

Don't bash, some might like the shovel-face look.

Did they just add that scene so people could make memes about it?

Shovel?

They made it because they didn't want people to think it was another snow planet.

Briliant, I say.

Well he had to because force connections like that don't happen otherwise. Kylo says "You're not doing this, it would kill you."

Maybe the bridge was a permanent thing that his death didn't sever.

>they don't like qts with imperfections

Why are you on Sup Forums

They've opened up Episode 9 to introduce Jaina and Jacen Solo, but I hope Jacen joins Kylo as Darth Caedus and Jaina sides with Rey.

Die faggot