>only wrote 6 films/shows before TLJ >only directed 11 films/shows before TLJ As soon as they announced Johnson as writer/director years back I knew it was going to be a shitty mess.
How did someone with such little experience get to write and direct TLJ?
People said the same thing about Wonder Woman. Well, that sucked ass, but it at least made money, lol.
Christian Gomez
His most famous movie is Looper, which is basically the last kind of movie you should include in your resume when you want to direct a space adventure flick for family audiences.
Samuel Harris
That was DC though and half expected to be shit. This was fucking star wars. You'd think they would of gotten someone competent.
Bentley Jones
Should've gotten Zack Snyder and let him do the whole trilogy.
Henry Hill
>This was fucking star wars. Questionable. >You'd think they would of gotten someone competent. I wouldn't.
Lucas Hernandez
>Questionable. True. I'm not sure it even was star wars.
Samuel Perez
literally what the fuck has this smug douche ever done? Like 3 shit episodes of Breaking Bad, Looper (LOL) and some shitty """"films"""" nobodys even heard of.
And according to his imdb shit, Untitled Star Wars Trilogy: Episode I (announced)
Connor Howard
He promised to do whatever Disney told him to do (and for cheap.)
Charles Turner
>people who haven't directed enough won't make good enough films This is so fuckin stupid, maybe it's just really good b8
Juan Moore
Maybe he gave KK really good head.
Grayson Davis
His job was to pepper up the Disney committee's story with quips. Its the same thing they do with Marvel except Marvel has Feige who knows about the material and Star Wars has ex secretary Kathleen Kennedy
Sebastian Watson
Like he's the only one who would sell his soul like that, there must be hundreds of shitty directors who would do that. There mus be some other reason.
Hunter Young
You now realize Colin Trevorrow probably dropped out because he saw Rian Cuckson was irreparably damaging the saga and didn't want to be part of it. Mark Hammill said they were both on the same page on Luke, he was probably planning something big for him.
Jose Sanders
For the same reason they got nobodies to make godzilla and king kong and jurassic world
Hollywood is dumb
Cooper Diaz
I doubt Rian had that much creative control. The movie was written by Kathleen Kennedy and Co
Jason Parker
>Mark Hammill said they were both on the same page on Luke, he was probably planning something big for him.
He always wanted more Leia in his version of Episode 9 too, but sadly Carrie Fisher dying squandered that.
Kevin Flores
He actually had that much creative control, only thing is all his decisions had to be approved by Kathleen and her mouse goons but the movie is at the very least 90% his very own shitty ideas and interpretation on the characters and lore.
Carter Baker
He undid everything from Jar Jar Adams who now has to pick up the pieces for the next movie.
It was a big fuck you to JJ.
Caleb Campbell
Looper was actually decent. How did he go from that to this garbage.
Jose Wood
And not surprsingly also riddled with plot holes, the guy is a shit writer he just doesn't give enought of a fuck to write a coherent story. Nobody gives a shit with Looper because it's an original IP, but this is Star Wars we're talking about here.