Average star wars fan

>average star wars fan

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What did the porg even do

What did they do when the Porgs were being cooked?

There's literally nothing wrong with that picture.

Carnivore shame Chewbacca

she's bigger than him

Hahahahaha that thought just

HahahhahahhahahahahahHHha

Possibly, he's leaning farther back than she so it could be messing with the perspective.

Also, who cares?

If you cooked a Porg, would it still be as sexy?

I shook my head at them..
and not just the bugmen...
but the bugwomen...
and the bugwomen too..
I HATE THEM

Your grandparents are so proud

>tfw this is my fetish
>tfw big guy so can't live it

Where to find amazon gf?

Wow having kids got expensive thanks to kikes, who wouldve thought!?!?!?!

What animal is that

There is nothing wrong with capitalism

Nothing at all

You think it wasn't expensive when your grandparents had your parents? Stop making excuses. Fix this. Start with yourself by not watching this schlock.

Sell toys, lunchboxes, backpacks, cups, clothes etc.

porg

I don't understand why anybody buys that, never mind why SO MANY people buy it

Neither do I, but I was in the theater, and people kept awwing at them and laughing when they did something stupid.

I mean yeah, kids like it but... if you care about your kids you probably shouldn't whore out their brains to faceless corporations

Brainlet here, i liek them.

how long until they start selling Porg fleshlights?

how many kids does the average Sup Forums user have

>introductory movie is fresh
>already have matching tattoos of "cute by design" character

Like whatever to the merchandise since it can be resold but wow.

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the movie is not even half a week old yet wtf

blue hair tumblrcut

AVERAGE?
0.04 probably.

Didn't this movie come out like 2 days ago? How did they get all that mer handise and tattoos?

A white man and woman couple with enough disposable income to buy what makes them happy.
This is unironically a perfectly ok picture.

Where's the bull?

They push the merch nearly six months in advance.

Sell toys baby. $$$

>Nothing wrong with branding yourself with Disney's new toy for 5 years olds then posting it on reddit for upvotes

Call the exorcist

I think what you meant was that she's a big girl for him.

I have NEVER seen kids enjoy nu-star wars toys in the real world. I have never seen minorities enjoy star wars or be fans of it either. The commercials with the black families having lightsaber battles look so contrived. I really don’t think kids like these new movies or want the new toys. Am I wrong?

Nu-Male soyboy detected.

I admittedly laughed when it did the puppy dog eyes but hated myself for it because it’s so unStar Wars. I laughed harder when Chewy pushed the stupid thing out of the way.

Fuck porgs

she looks like she fucks black guys

That "male" is on the creative team for star wars. That couple is paid to promote the film. Easy to find their social media and look this stuff up.

Reminds me of a different, Episode One...

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This is the guy in OP's pic. Almost every pic of him he's doing the typical numale open mouth.

I honestly don't know why kids should enjoy this geriatric nu-trilogy. OLD FUCKS EVERY 10 MINUTES. It is clearly designed for 50 yo who wants to fell 9 yo again.

No its designed for millenials, since millenials are stuck in perpetual childhood anyway

Wonder how often this gormless fuck is allowed near that blue hair troggoth's vagoo.