Oh no

Oh no.

Disney's not going to recover from this.

>random e-celeb ain't happy its theories were wrong
Who the fuck should even care.

whats his name?

>millions of people watch you
>still be fat and ugly
why do ecelebs do this

Look at those neckbeard faggots

Just wait until RLM trashes it. Then it's all over.

Unless Mike really is that much of a pleb.

Oh, is this a Youtube thing? I'm so fucking glad Net Neutrality was repealed and these cunts will have to have actual jobs. What a waste of everything.

Pissed Pedro

Angry Joe is so fucking fat. Im sorry im not doing the name thing. But he is so fucking fat now. How does aging even do that to a man?

I like how they set up that table to look cool but somehow managed to create a depressing grey mass of figurines and helmets

fucks sake

Joe keeps talking over his buddies

>disney wont recover from 2 mexicans, an obese man and a guy in a video game coat who make revies on youtube
geez i better sell my disney stock right now, thanks for the tip 4chin

Why does he always have his friends with him during these reviews when they always have the same opinion as he does anyway, barring some incredibly minor differences?

Minis that small really do need some contrasting colors to make them pop. The details are just too small

whats this image even trying to show? just looks like a bunch of unrelated things put together.

Disgruntled Diego

>unrelated

That's a pretty cool one desu

yeah unrelated, what is young emma watson doing there? do people with edgy humor find her funny?

It's the "you like this thing so you must also like these things which are things faggots like so you must be a faggot" collage

>why I hate this movie
>buys 1000 USD of plastic garbage from the movie

Stupid spics. Why are brown people so stupid with money?

Was about to post the same. I can almost smell that sweaty odor of an long unaired nerd flat through my screen.

All normies attempting to capture their childhood "nerdy" hobbies spend thousands of dollars on this crap. They don't have families, and they're too stupid to plan for the future, so they waste unimaginable amounts of income on crap in the hope that it'll be "collectable" in 40 years.

They don't understand how fucking sad it is to have a house filled with plastic junk. A small display for something you really love is one thing, but merch from a crap film made for children is just retarded.

annoyed armadillo

seven sanchez

who does he think he is wearing a microphone headset like that?
is he on his way to commentate a sports match?

notice how latin american countries love socialism
beaners are fucking dumb as shit.

Peeved Pablo

Irate Ivan

GROWN
MEN

I dont get it. There is hardly any overlap between most of these things

Forgot
>dresses like a manchild

to be fair the term manchild is losing its weight as an insult thanks to the internet and youtube which encourages the behaviour and lets them have a career as a professional manchild.
its still embarrassing but they actually live on their own. Im not sure if its good

Bamboozled Bendicho

relating to target audience 101

can't wait until Mike praises it and half of Sup Forums starts pretending they liked it the whole time

He liked Suicide Squad so I don't give a shit about what he thinks.

Enraged Enrique

2 AND A HALF HOURS

They are going to fucking love the movie and you know it. Ebin contrarians to the end, plus they love shit that subverts expectations.

Goddamn. Imagine working at the theater and you seeing these neck beards walk to you asking for tickets for the star wars. I don't even know how I'll contain my laughter.

>somehow managed to create a depressing grey mass

What else would you expect? They're fans of Disney's Marvel movies.

Angry Hernandez

>one whole fucking hour

Jay, maybe. Mike is a super casual, who loves capeshit. Then again, this movie follows the Guardians of the Galaxy route so he'll probably love it too.

Isn't this the same guy that said of Suicide Squad "What the fuck is wrong with the critics? That was an awesome fuckin' movie"?

Furious Fernando

>Surround yourself with even fatter people to look thin

Ah yes the fat high school girl syndrome

Assblasted Alejandro

What about the two on the right? One is ripped and the other is sickly skinny.

Fatty Frederico

Jaded Jalapeño

Buttflustered Benicio

For how much they tore into Rogue One for the fan service aspects, they will jerk Last Jedi off non-stop for being pure anti-fan service

Oh no. How will they ever recover

>all the plebs hated it
wtf i love tlj now, even though i haven't seen it and probably never will

Jealous Jose

>lower than TFA
ABVSOLUE STATE
OF
STAR WARS

honestly the worst big youtube movie reviewer, none of his friends talk or have any personality and just sort of sit there and nod so they can make it look more like a group discussion review than a straight up vlog, rustled rodriguez himself usually doesnt have any real insight on anything either

But Angry Joe literally is a fucking retard... he has the emotional and mental maturity of a fucking preteen... why would anyone take what he has to say seriously ?

Livid Lucas

>Empire made less than New Hope
>AOTC made less than TPM
Whoa..

these faggots definitely lurk Sup Forums

Livid Leonard

Chuck

Predictions

>Mike forgets all the characters names

>Forgets key plot points

>Trashes several key moments

>Strongly recommends it

Spastic Spic

I like most of this stuff and I'm 28 :^) I'm not sure what the point you were trying to make is.

Bob's Burgers is shit. it's fucking SHIT.

Steamed Santiago

Upset Umberto

Wait, you pay for that shit and you have to paint it?

AHhahahahahahahahaaha

They finally did it. They actually managed to make "turn your brain off" normies who sat through every superhero movie from the last 10 years angry.

You're on a board with wall to wall Star Wars threads, people here talk about Star Wars all day.

Agitated Alfredo

Maybe people aren't watching because of his looks.. Just something to consider.

Ruffled Raul

SO
WHAT?

They are making money, so I don't think they care. But it begs the question: why do you?

How he is supposed to dress? And why? For your eyes? Maybe if he'd known that you were watching he would have put on his prettiest dress.. Jesus Christ people don't exist to live up to your expectations you just aren't that important.

The fanboyism blinds him often

Chafed Chavez

>fucking Normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
grow the fuck up

>Jay says it sucked, but Mike loves it
>Well, I didn't hate it...

Fat joe

Chimichanga Carlito

What an unpleasant image.

I think Joe came a full circle in his shit taste and now he's so fucking pleb that even utter shit is not up with his preferences.

There's a clip of them watching the Super Leia scene and laughing their asses off

that angry joe guy is the absolutely worst, all he does is spout regurgitated opinions from Sup Forums and reddit with his ANGRY flavor. he's such a faggot.

Alexander Hamilton. His name is Alexander Hamilton.

>Maddox

Pretty sure nobody under the age of 25 knows who Maddox is.

It's called a hobby. Which is more you can say about brainlets who spend all their shekels on mindless video games and look at a screen all day

yes, that's what happens when you subject people adjusted into thinking bad movies are good to an actual good movie

they get confused and think the good movie is actually bad

Holy shit is this guy annoying. Absolutely no critical skills at all and he has the opinions of a fucking child. Listening to him talk about how disappointed he was in this movie felt like I was back in the middle school cafeteria listening to my friends complain about Saturday morning cartoons or something.

Though I gotta say, listening to fanboys complain about Snoke getting no backstory and Rey's parents turning out to be nobody made me really fucking happy. 2 years of speculation and fan theories fucking obliterated. Plebs.

To be fair, 90% of that is probably because they killed off Luke, and now even normies are realising that the next movie will have no returning characters aside from maybe some fucking droids.

Dude how in the fuck are we supposed to know he's a REAL Star Wars fan without having tons of toys right in front of the camera?

cantankerous carlitos

they raccomended spiderman homecoming which isn't even what I would describe as a movie, regardless of how patrician they like to act they really do enjoy everything geek and pop culture
Their mindset is obvious when you realize they think of themselves as special snowflakes just for disliking rogue one and liking everything else

mad mariano

Imagine being a kid and seeing grown ass men screeching over some fiction for kids

That's from their Resident Evil review.